ProfessionallySynical
@synicalart.bsky.social
Despite 'professionally' in the name, I'm just a hobby art person that would like it as a job before inevitably perishing. Hoping the burnout ceases. Also on Twitter/Tumblr as SynicalArt. 21+
On the brightside, might ignore all the other WIPs looming over my shoulder to work on something just to make me feel better, which means y'all might get something either cunty or cursed soon
Day so ass it made me try to draw again. Had to call out yesterday, no one at work helped so I had to handle the backlog, picked up someone else's work, false fire alarm went off wasting time, + I tripped on my way out to scrape my hands and knee on asphalt
How many times can I bend before I break
How many times can I bend before I break
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
On the brightside, might ignore all the other WIPs looming over my shoulder to work on something just to make me feel better, which means y'all might get something either cunty or cursed soon
Day so ass it made me try to draw again. Had to call out yesterday, no one at work helped so I had to handle the backlog, picked up someone else's work, false fire alarm went off wasting time, + I tripped on my way out to scrape my hands and knee on asphalt
How many times can I bend before I break
How many times can I bend before I break
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Day so ass it made me try to draw again. Had to call out yesterday, no one at work helped so I had to handle the backlog, picked up someone else's work, false fire alarm went off wasting time, + I tripped on my way out to scrape my hands and knee on asphalt
How many times can I bend before I break
How many times can I bend before I break
So I had another breakdown, and then shutdown, and then another breakdown, and then felt motivated, but then I missed, and then I drank, broke down, drew a bit then I missed (anyone gonna get the I Missed reference by GG lmao)
Current unintentional pastime is haunting my Discord buddy with Gieggs
Current unintentional pastime is haunting my Discord buddy with Gieggs
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
So I had another breakdown, and then shutdown, and then another breakdown, and then felt motivated, but then I missed, and then I drank, broke down, drew a bit then I missed (anyone gonna get the I Missed reference by GG lmao)
Current unintentional pastime is haunting my Discord buddy with Gieggs
Current unintentional pastime is haunting my Discord buddy with Gieggs
~Workin on a bunch of shit with fucking NOTHING close to being done I hate everything~
Wanted to be able to work more on stuff tonight but the smoke break sketch w/ #sebastiansolace took way longer than it should have cuz hands don't know how to draw anymore. Anyways a couple of #getgianni WIPs too
Wanted to be able to work more on stuff tonight but the smoke break sketch w/ #sebastiansolace took way longer than it should have cuz hands don't know how to draw anymore. Anyways a couple of #getgianni WIPs too
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
~Workin on a bunch of shit with fucking NOTHING close to being done I hate everything~
Wanted to be able to work more on stuff tonight but the smoke break sketch w/ #sebastiansolace took way longer than it should have cuz hands don't know how to draw anymore. Anyways a couple of #getgianni WIPs too
Wanted to be able to work more on stuff tonight but the smoke break sketch w/ #sebastiansolace took way longer than it should have cuz hands don't know how to draw anymore. Anyways a couple of #getgianni WIPs too
Stream crapped out on me earlier today, so I wasn't able to stick around through it :( (Yay for YouTube VODs)
I'm still alive (unfortunately) just have a lot of stuff going on and am finding it difficult to just sit down and focus on a single project. Sneak peak of the next #getgianni animatic tho
I'm still alive (unfortunately) just have a lot of stuff going on and am finding it difficult to just sit down and focus on a single project. Sneak peak of the next #getgianni animatic tho
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Stream crapped out on me earlier today, so I wasn't able to stick around through it :( (Yay for YouTube VODs)
I'm still alive (unfortunately) just have a lot of stuff going on and am finding it difficult to just sit down and focus on a single project. Sneak peak of the next #getgianni animatic tho
I'm still alive (unfortunately) just have a lot of stuff going on and am finding it difficult to just sit down and focus on a single project. Sneak peak of the next #getgianni animatic tho
I finally felt motivated to draw today and then some stuff happened. I would love a different voice and the ability to actually emote how I feel properly like with art, I think that's one of the reasons why expressions are my favorite
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I finally felt motivated to draw today and then some stuff happened. I would love a different voice and the ability to actually emote how I feel properly like with art, I think that's one of the reasons why expressions are my favorite
HIS FUCKING NAME ISN'T EVEN SPELLED "PHOENIX"?!?!?!?! IT'S FUCKING "FENIX"?!?!?! WHO THE FUCK SIGNED OFF ON THAT?! And his middle name is MICHAEL
This fictional man was made to enrage me, I swear to god
This fictional man was made to enrage me, I swear to god
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
HIS FUCKING NAME ISN'T EVEN SPELLED "PHOENIX"?!?!?!?! IT'S FUCKING "FENIX"?!?!?! WHO THE FUCK SIGNED OFF ON THAT?! And his middle name is MICHAEL
This fictional man was made to enrage me, I swear to god
This fictional man was made to enrage me, I swear to god
Wow, who knew the thing that was over a minute long would take way longer to make than the two Gabriel posts that were, like, seven frames
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wow, who knew the thing that was over a minute long would take way longer to make than the two Gabriel posts that were, like, seven frames
Sometimes I have these moments of clarity where I'm like "Oh yeah, I'm a fully grown adult watching/listening to a slightly more grown ass man vocally play dolls with characters"
October 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sometimes I have these moments of clarity where I'm like "Oh yeah, I'm a fully grown adult watching/listening to a slightly more grown ass man vocally play dolls with characters"
My online buddy is in a similar situation I am with job instability and sudden finance troubles, and I found out through this that the original meme is Jerma (I've never watched him)
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My online buddy is in a similar situation I am with job instability and sudden finance troubles, and I found out through this that the original meme is Jerma (I've never watched him)
Starting another project has never ended badly for me or my psyche or the ever-growing pile of WIPs I have, or my work-life balance
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Starting another project has never ended badly for me or my psyche or the ever-growing pile of WIPs I have, or my work-life balance
This animal is lucky I love him since I paid a veterinary Ransom to pick him up after stream yesterday and immediately passed out. Sixty bucks and a dream baby
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This animal is lucky I love him since I paid a veterinary Ransom to pick him up after stream yesterday and immediately passed out. Sixty bucks and a dream baby
I have the "Everything is pettable" once disease where I think things like crocodiles and other 'creepy' things are cute, and I just wanna pat this man's snout but he'd fucking kill on sight if knew my intent
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have the "Everything is pettable" once disease where I think things like crocodiles and other 'creepy' things are cute, and I just wanna pat this man's snout but he'd fucking kill on sight if knew my intent
Everytime I've thought "Man, I wanna redraw the goofy doodle Gianni gave me" over the last month, fucking MARCUS stops me bc who IS HE? Why is he next to an XBOX?? HE HAS EYES ON HIS NIPPLES WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT??? I don't wanna bother Gianni, but Im fucking losing it to MARCUS + sleep deprivation
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everytime I've thought "Man, I wanna redraw the goofy doodle Gianni gave me" over the last month, fucking MARCUS stops me bc who IS HE? Why is he next to an XBOX?? HE HAS EYES ON HIS NIPPLES WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT??? I don't wanna bother Gianni, but Im fucking losing it to MARCUS + sleep deprivation
Sleep deprivation is kicking in with this sketch but before I continue @getgianni.com who the FUCK is Marcus? I haven't stopped thinking about this since I got my print, I can't find any mention of a Marcus related to you, IM BEING HAUNTED BY THIS, IM COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOES BUDDY (Not serious)
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sleep deprivation is kicking in with this sketch but before I continue @getgianni.com who the FUCK is Marcus? I haven't stopped thinking about this since I got my print, I can't find any mention of a Marcus related to you, IM BEING HAUNTED BY THIS, IM COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOES BUDDY (Not serious)
Damn, I always forget Bluesky has a more strict photo limit than Tumblr, but a couple #getgianni sketches varying from two months to two weeks ago that I finally worked on lmao
I must have misinterpreted the time I asked him about CoTL because I SWEAR he said he liked it or something
I must have misinterpreted the time I asked him about CoTL because I SWEAR he said he liked it or something
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Damn, I always forget Bluesky has a more strict photo limit than Tumblr, but a couple #getgianni sketches varying from two months to two weeks ago that I finally worked on lmao
I must have misinterpreted the time I asked him about CoTL because I SWEAR he said he liked it or something
I must have misinterpreted the time I asked him about CoTL because I SWEAR he said he liked it or something
Work was manageable, which means I should have suspected some other fuckass shit like another potential medical thing. Had to get a micro amount of the nauseous stress out but I have six energy drinks motherfucker, I am not sleeping
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Work was manageable, which means I should have suspected some other fuckass shit like another potential medical thing. Had to get a micro amount of the nauseous stress out but I have six energy drinks motherfucker, I am not sleeping
Made the sketch for this a month or so ago when he first showed my art on stream/talked about it, but I never finished it because I thought "Surely he'll never do it again"
Reader, he did it again. TWICE
Reader, he did it again. TWICE
Grown adult unable to handle being perceived/receiving genuine compliments and is overwhelmed easily, more at 11. (In all seriousness, I'm glad he likes the stuff, but Jesus Christ, I've gotten used to not really being noticed for a decade online)
#getgianni
#getgianni
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Made the sketch for this a month or so ago when he first showed my art on stream/talked about it, but I never finished it because I thought "Surely he'll never do it again"
Reader, he did it again. TWICE
Reader, he did it again. TWICE
Grown adult unable to handle being perceived/receiving genuine compliments and is overwhelmed easily, more at 11. (In all seriousness, I'm glad he likes the stuff, but Jesus Christ, I've gotten used to not really being noticed for a decade online)
#getgianni
#getgianni
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Grown adult unable to handle being perceived/receiving genuine compliments and is overwhelmed easily, more at 11. (In all seriousness, I'm glad he likes the stuff, but Jesus Christ, I've gotten used to not really being noticed for a decade online)
#getgianni
#getgianni
Catching up on the stream I missed, this is going to be placed on pause rn. Brightside, guess the mental spiraling w/ my reply thinking "Oh god, why did I say that, why did I say that? He's going to hate me" on repeat was unfounded because He was laughing. This knowledge will not stop future panic
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Catching up on the stream I missed, this is going to be placed on pause rn. Brightside, guess the mental spiraling w/ my reply thinking "Oh god, why did I say that, why did I say that? He's going to hate me" on repeat was unfounded because He was laughing. This knowledge will not stop future panic
I will continue to add his second set of teeth despite the fact that it's usually not very easy to notice
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I will continue to add his second set of teeth despite the fact that it's usually not very easy to notice
I can't see what Sebastian is holding in his document photo, and it's starting to piss me off lmao
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I can't see what Sebastian is holding in his document photo, and it's starting to piss me off lmao
Audio is from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Was gonna do the whole bit but this summed everything up
I have to get to work early to try and catch up + have too many projects for another. Time is a prison, I forgot today was Tuesday, and now I get to debate between eat and sleep (Spoiler: It'll be neither)
I have to get to work early to try and catch up + have too many projects for another. Time is a prison, I forgot today was Tuesday, and now I get to debate between eat and sleep (Spoiler: It'll be neither)
The last monthish w/ my cat pulling a new diagnosis and about -$3k, worrying I'd lose my job, only to be the ONLY one (along with a new hire to train) + not being able to complete the bare minimum despite staying 3hrs more has me telling my cats 'Kittens I'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself'
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Audio is from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Was gonna do the whole bit but this summed everything up
I have to get to work early to try and catch up + have too many projects for another. Time is a prison, I forgot today was Tuesday, and now I get to debate between eat and sleep (Spoiler: It'll be neither)
I have to get to work early to try and catch up + have too many projects for another. Time is a prison, I forgot today was Tuesday, and now I get to debate between eat and sleep (Spoiler: It'll be neither)
The last monthish w/ my cat pulling a new diagnosis and about -$3k, worrying I'd lose my job, only to be the ONLY one (along with a new hire to train) + not being able to complete the bare minimum despite staying 3hrs more has me telling my cats 'Kittens I'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself'
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The last monthish w/ my cat pulling a new diagnosis and about -$3k, worrying I'd lose my job, only to be the ONLY one (along with a new hire to train) + not being able to complete the bare minimum despite staying 3hrs more has me telling my cats 'Kittens I'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself'