Jay
@synoisia.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.8K following 7.5K posts
He/him. Student of the strange, advertising professional, tech hobbyist.
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synoisia.bsky.social
In Democracy you've got to be a player.
Hunter S. Thompson pointing a revolver.
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beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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faineg.bsky.social
You know how there’s been this big push towards encouraging older people to do puzzles, cognitive games, and to learn new things to keep them from succumbing to dementia?

Wonder where that’s gonna go with the rise of “outsource your cognitive functions to AI, it’ll be convenient” culture
steveisdamages.bsky.social
Cognition is like strength. Use is required to not just gain, but maintain. The more thinking and cognitive work we offload, the duller we become as a result.

It's like deciding you'll use a mobility scooter without need and then figuring out a year later that you can no longer walk.
synoisia.bsky.social
Me, drained and mentally checked out, about to hop on a sales call.
synoisia.bsky.social
The 2nd Amendment should allow us to own MANPADS.
poemless.bsky.social
Went outside to touch grass and a loud black helicopter was circling over me, nose down.
poemless.bsky.social
Normal day in the neighborhood...
synoisia.bsky.social
This is such a generational thing. I can't remember the paper topic but for me it was a pot of coffee, 12 cans of Dr. Thunder, and half a pack of Winstons.
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metalshayne.bsky.social
Stephen Miller and JD Vance definitly have Trump sitting in front of a computer watching AI videos all day and then wheeling him out in front of cameras to say “Antifa have Gundams now and they’re tearing up the beautiful city of Portland. I’ve seen the devastation myself!”
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
synoisia.bsky.social
Do you have a job, sir?
Virgil the cat, a brown mackerel tabby sitting on the back of a chair in the sun.
synoisia.bsky.social
Folks I regret to inform you that I just don't wanna today.

I had a dream that I was running a "3d marathon" last night on some giant college campus that involved normal running but also a lot of stairs and I was unfamiliar with the course and went the wrong way several times and I'm tired.
synoisia.bsky.social
Why wouldn't they?
synoisia.bsky.social
This is what Terrance McKenna was talking about.
pirmk.bsky.social
Le monde a besoin de plus de Portland Frog. @4nikkolas.bsky.social
Une peinture représentant Portland Frog face à une muraille de forces de "l'ordre"
synoisia.bsky.social
You're the second person I've seen post this tactic and I think it's really really smart and I'm gonna grab a pack just to have on me with my regular 'what if something bad happens?" stuff.
synoisia.bsky.social
I am. Good luck. Dating is hard.
synoisia.bsky.social
Patrick Kindlon of Drug Church
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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ghostlips.bsky.social
you bring your LLMs and i'll bring Oblique Strategies and we'll sort all this shit out
synoisia.bsky.social
Every accusation is an admission.
johnathanperk.bsky.social
Mike Johnson is himself a sexual predator and pedophile. The proud Christian Nationalist has every reason to obstruct the Epstein Files’ release.

Johnson has admitted to circumventing the adoption process and simply “taking custody” of a 14-year-old Black boy, when Johnson was a single law student.
synoisia.bsky.social
He will never die
synoisia.bsky.social
Same as when you lift up your shit and let them see the butt of your pistol.
synoisia.bsky.social
I've seen several friends' buttholes over the years.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
synoisia.bsky.social
When the machete talks, people listen.
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champl.in
FB memories just reminded me of this classic from @dansheehan.bsky.social
Dan Sheehan 
@ItsDanSheehan

It's that magical time of year where you can eat 2-3 good apples a day, just go absolutely pony mode