Jay
@synoisia.bsky.social
He/him. Student of the strange, advertising professional, tech hobbyist.
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Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
Practicing my middle aged sighs and groans
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Practicing my middle aged sighs and groans
Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate!!!
Some utter sicko signed me up for the Yankees merch store.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Some utter sicko signed me up for the Yankees merch store.
Immediately came over to sit with me just like Ellie did. 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Immediately came over to sit with me just like Ellie did. 😭😭😭
Man if you feel the need to be trolly r/Batman and r/Wolverine are right there.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Man if you feel the need to be trolly r/Batman and r/Wolverine are right there.
Dad bought a Commodore 128, a drawing program, and a mouse (not standard equipment in those days).
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dad bought a Commodore 128, a drawing program, and a mouse (not standard equipment in those days).
There is a creature on me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There is a creature on me.
Selene seems to have picked me. She spent the whole night sleeping at the foot of my bed.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Selene seems to have picked me. She spent the whole night sleeping at the foot of my bed.
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A segment from Side B of the Aint Pancakes album I released back in the spring.
And yes, the track title is my hashbrowns order at Waffle House.
And yes, the track title is my hashbrowns order at Waffle House.
Aint Pancakes - Scattered, Covered, Peppered (excerpt)
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November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A segment from Side B of the Aint Pancakes album I released back in the spring.
And yes, the track title is my hashbrowns order at Waffle House.
And yes, the track title is my hashbrowns order at Waffle House.
Selene is asleep on my chest.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Selene is asleep on my chest.
Selene has fewer white chest hairs. Seconds after taking this she made biscuits on my belly, drooled on me, then sneezed in my face.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Selene has fewer white chest hairs. Seconds after taking this she made biscuits on my belly, drooled on me, then sneezed in my face.
I let Selene out and the level of mayhem in the house has already increased significantly.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I let Selene out and the level of mayhem in the house has already increased significantly.
I miss Ellie so much but having Luna and Selene is helping me deal.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I miss Ellie so much but having Luna and Selene is helping me deal.
Are we allowed to say we hope people die here? Like not even violently, just like "I hope (X person) dies soon."?
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Are we allowed to say we hope people die here? Like not even violently, just like "I hope (X person) dies soon."?
The Superman the Animated Series version of Toyman is legit terrifying.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Superman the Animated Series version of Toyman is legit terrifying.
Took the recycling down. Whole car load. Got bird seed, three things of honey, Christmas lights, floor cleaner, a mop and a bucket and got gas and a car wash. Took the trash out including 100 lbs of cat poop my mom bagged up and left in the basement.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Took the recycling down. Whole car load. Got bird seed, three things of honey, Christmas lights, floor cleaner, a mop and a bucket and got gas and a car wash. Took the trash out including 100 lbs of cat poop my mom bagged up and left in the basement.
I've been choring since 11 am. Requesting permission to die.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've been choring since 11 am. Requesting permission to die.
I almost forgot but happy Max Headroom Signal Day to all who celebrate!
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I almost forgot but happy Max Headroom Signal Day to all who celebrate!
Here is a Caturday Luna. I cannot help but point out that I made the paisley pillow in 6th grade home ec and it's still holding up 30+ years later.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Here is a Caturday Luna. I cannot help but point out that I made the paisley pillow in 6th grade home ec and it's still holding up 30+ years later.
I'm sorry but I love being vindicated in my judgement that someone is a dipshit when the rest of everyone catch up.
In 2016, Nuzzi sent some trolly tweet about how much she hated being in Cleveland for the RNC, and I thought maybe the people attacking her about it were overreacting. I sincerely apologize to those people.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm sorry but I love being vindicated in my judgement that someone is a dipshit when the rest of everyone catch up.
Took Selene to the vet. She charmed everyone. She has tapeworms and ear mites but is otherwise completely healthy. She pooped in the carrier on the way home for revenge.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Took Selene to the vet. She charmed everyone. She has tapeworms and ear mites but is otherwise completely healthy. She pooped in the carrier on the way home for revenge.
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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Flip your goddamn hair Zohran!
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Flip your goddamn hair Zohran!
Ordered mom a memory book and some prints of photos I've taken of Ellie over the years.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ordered mom a memory book and some prints of photos I've taken of Ellie over the years.