Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.

I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:

Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!

Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!

Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!

Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
"I'm not napping I'm just lying down because the bed is comfy," someone currently snoring loudly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When you're going home from the orgy.
Love a good “Hole” joke
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bowser was hotter without abs.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"I should have maybe spent more effort trying to meet up with someone in Vancouver" I say to myself, as I head off to Vancouver this afternoon.

I mean, people from this very website live there after all.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
People will not, in fact, put up with many things if you're good at math.
Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The 2025 Jetta we rented is interesting because it initially seems very nice but the more you drive it the more you notice the ways that it sucks.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
SOMEBODY BOUGHT ONE!
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hair
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I am assuming there aren't many straight ladies among my followers but if one stumbles across this post:

Why do you need so many decorative pillows?
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
At the point in the year where I go "this was a pretty weak year for movies" as though I don't say that every year and then generally watch a ton of great stuff in December.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I liked Frankenstein but my BF is extremely annoyed that it was set in the mid 19th century instead of the early 19th century, and my explanation of "Guillermo del Toro just really likes Daguerreotypes" is somehow not satisfying him.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I think we've become so poisoned by Marvel continuity that we can't just accept that movies don't really need continuity.

They're just all basically different interpretations of the same character and none of the actors have continuity.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When it gets cold my hands start to move slowly.

But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain.

Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Aw man Colisuem's Anxiety's Kiss isn't on Tidal for some reason.

I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I am bad at reading novels because I'm always overly critical and don't enjoy anything.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Idk here's my face.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Terminal C in the Calgary airport is missing the airport staple of "A&W where someone is crying."
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kim Davis is what happens when you're too homophobic to go into a hair salon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Personally, I'm glad we're still getting new DOOM mods.
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They call him a holiday bear.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't think I have the sanity to endure the horrors of America so now I'm discovering that muting the right terms is a game of whack-a-mole.

I don't even go there.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You know, there are some real obvious jokes I could make given the crowd I run with but I'll just leave that to your imagination.
Teddy Grahams Bearwiches (1990-circa 1994): Bite-sized cookie sandwiches made with vanilla, chocolate or cinnamon Teddy Grahams and vanilla creme.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
As someone who is getting on a flight tomorrow, mighty glad that flight is not going anywhere near US airspace.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I wrote about sex, violence, and animation. And also Crying Freeman: Portrait of a Killer.

I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there."

But that will be spread out over weeks.
A Random Movie: Crying Freeman – Portrait of a Killer
It is weirdly difficult to find screenshots from this. I don’t even know if this one is from this movie. I have access to a preposterously large number of movies. I’ve decided to take a rando…
appealingwords.wordpress.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm reading "The Secret Life of Addie LaRue" and if this bitch doesn't become a jewel thief this entire thing is wasting its premise.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM