Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Hat watch 2026!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Hat watch 2026!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
Kid misbehaving? Better bring out the...
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Kid misbehaving? Better bring out the...
The weird thing about AI is that people keep going "it's getting so much better so fast!" And I haven't seen meaningful improvement in 3 years?
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The weird thing about AI is that people keep going "it's getting so much better so fast!" And I haven't seen meaningful improvement in 3 years?
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
I feel as though this might be relevant to @adammbishop.bsky.social for some reason.
Sesame Street: Typewriter Guy action figure.
Sesame Street ReAction Figures Wave 06 - Typewriter Guy
Noo-nee-noo-nee-noo…Typewriter Guy is rolling in as a ReAction Figure! Inspired by the animated character from Sesame Street, this articulated collectible is 2.5” tall with rolling wheels! This action...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I feel as though this might be relevant to @adammbishop.bsky.social for some reason.
Ain't doing the chest pic because I'm not a big fan of my chest.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Ain't doing the chest pic because I'm not a big fan of my chest.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
This is probably going to be controversial but Timothee Chalamet is not nearly charismatic enough to carry Marty Supreme.
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
This is probably going to be controversial but Timothee Chalamet is not nearly charismatic enough to carry Marty Supreme.
This idiot bought lights that change colors.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This idiot bought lights that change colors.
"Oh hey, my knee is feeling better today! Things are looking up!"
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"Oh hey, my knee is feeling better today! Things are looking up!"
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
Shout out to Outlook for not attaching a document three separate times in the same email.
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Shout out to Outlook for not attaching a document three separate times in the same email.
Hat Watch 2026!
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hat Watch 2026!
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
Are my boots too worn?
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Are my boots too worn?
Fun.
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Fun.
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
After a large number of events at work - both positive and negative - I am now spookily convinced about the efficacy of tarot.
(My now-former boss is a huge tarot guy and got our entire department into it.)
(My now-former boss is a huge tarot guy and got our entire department into it.)
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
After a large number of events at work - both positive and negative - I am now spookily convinced about the efficacy of tarot.
(My now-former boss is a huge tarot guy and got our entire department into it.)
(My now-former boss is a huge tarot guy and got our entire department into it.)
I think my favorite thing about Paul W.S. Anderson is he keeps getting the rights to make movies out of Capcom games and then makes movies with almost no resemblance to Capcom games.
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I think my favorite thing about Paul W.S. Anderson is he keeps getting the rights to make movies out of Capcom games and then makes movies with almost no resemblance to Capcom games.
The best coffee shop is, occasionally, just the one nearest to your office.
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The best coffee shop is, occasionally, just the one nearest to your office.
Had a dream where someone gifted me a PS1 game called "Clockwork Vampires" which was clearly my brain making a "Countdown Vampires" joke without actually remembering the name of the game.
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Had a dream where someone gifted me a PS1 game called "Clockwork Vampires" which was clearly my brain making a "Countdown Vampires" joke without actually remembering the name of the game.
Oh God am I going to play Final Fantasy XIII again?
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Oh God am I going to play Final Fantasy XIII again?
Who is the bigger wife guy director, Rob Zombie or Paul W.S. Anderson?
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Who is the bigger wife guy director, Rob Zombie or Paul W.S. Anderson?
"That was a funny interaction!"
*Realizes just how much context it would require to make sense to anyone else.*
"It wasn't that funny."
*Realizes just how much context it would require to make sense to anyone else.*
"It wasn't that funny."
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"That was a funny interaction!"
*Realizes just how much context it would require to make sense to anyone else.*
"It wasn't that funny."
*Realizes just how much context it would require to make sense to anyone else.*
"It wasn't that funny."
"Sweet, sultry, and pillowy."
Is someone describing the perfect man or cinnamon buns?
Is someone describing the perfect man or cinnamon buns?
February 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"Sweet, sultry, and pillowy."
Is someone describing the perfect man or cinnamon buns?
Is someone describing the perfect man or cinnamon buns?
Where you goin' buddy?
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Where you goin' buddy?
When an artist reveals themselves to be a shitheel, I think it's not helpful to say "well that art sucked anyway."
Because so what if it sucked? It meant something to people, they loved it, and now they already have to deal with the artist sucking shit now.
Because so what if it sucked? It meant something to people, they loved it, and now they already have to deal with the artist sucking shit now.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
When an artist reveals themselves to be a shitheel, I think it's not helpful to say "well that art sucked anyway."
Because so what if it sucked? It meant something to people, they loved it, and now they already have to deal with the artist sucking shit now.
Because so what if it sucked? It meant something to people, they loved it, and now they already have to deal with the artist sucking shit now.
Electricians talking about the cat:
"She sounds like a Snorlax."
"Aww... Angry little kitty."
"She sounds like a Snorlax."
"Aww... Angry little kitty."
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Electricians talking about the cat:
"She sounds like a Snorlax."
"Aww... Angry little kitty."
"She sounds like a Snorlax."
"Aww... Angry little kitty."
Bobbie Gentry's first draft was a bit rough.
Shook to the core by this warning tag I just found on my luggage
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Bobbie Gentry's first draft was a bit rough.
To be very specific: Football is Vandal Hearts 2.
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
To be very specific: Football is Vandal Hearts 2.