Thinking about Taylor Swift Earthquake [2.3]. Imagine having enough fans to fuck up a seismograph

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

hey, 9am lego deer, okay? alright?

LOTR on at work today and Ssmebody asked me if I knew which gay icon gandalf was played by. with all sincerity I wracked my brain and said "uhhh the guy who plays the really old cat in the Cats movie". I made 2 people put their face in their hands with that one. Sorry gays and nerds alike

You don't have to make an 80 minute emo noise rock album. Probably ever

put aside your pain and lose your way with me
come bounding stepping jumping jumper

the starfox content...surely exists!! I'll take whatever I can get. Game was pretty fun for a bit :3

Misery belongs in the opposite of whatever this is

MMMM BEAST WANT JERKY JERKY

They're turning him into jerky... Invite the beast into your body today.... $1 off

his psychologist recommended that he make new friends so he joined a cult

Gaze upon my slorb (sloth orb) for answers untold and sights unseen

made a subreddit

Mmm macroplastics + chemicals 😋

Alan Turing injected cyanide into an apple so that his greatest invention could die with him. Unfortunately, the apple survived, becoming the most popular computer in the world

We're always looking at images now. Cool it with the images a little bit

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT !!!!!

Now why was this on my desk this morning

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually

My boy !!!!!!!!! In the Thing !!!!!!!!!!! thank u thank u thank u to @ftdire.bsky.social

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Me when I'm the cunty Michael myers with the boots in the house club

yall werent kidding they put leo alvarez in fortnite

pianist orangutan and singing rat