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im like if larry david was a 25 year old girl

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rewatching new girl bc we need millennial optimism rn
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
jacob balshins videos are the worst thing to happen to toronto comedy
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
obligatory line 5 opening post bc i got to ride it on its opening day
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
sorry to the line 5 shuttle bus driver who was trying to be helpful to me but i already know exactly where im going/how to get there
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 7:27, 74 seconds earlier than the day before.
It will set at 17:36, 82 seconds later than the day before.
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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But that would risk opening up ministerial and Metrolinx decisions to public scrutiny!

We can’t have that!
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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And yet the Ford government will take over multiple school boards on the premise that they have mismanaged their finances.
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
my biggest regret as a toronto resident is voting for brad bradford for mayor based off a cbc candidate comparison article
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
2 guys will take up 4 seats on the bus bc they arent gay
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
both my mom and grandma have received fraudulent highway 407 bills in the mall. my mom is legally not allowed to drive and doesnt have a car, my grandma has never been on the 407

#ontario
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
FEB 8TH EGLINTON LRT WILL OPEN WE DID IT GUYS
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Honestly. I’m bored. So fried pickles for the wife.
January 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
when patrick proposes <3333 wow
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
parks and rec is 15 years old........ im spiralling
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 PM
ive literally never seen an ad on roku live tv that wasnt just for another live channel... why tf is there a poppi ad. that is so random
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 AM
drunk and watching patrick come out to his parents.... wow
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
i am drunk and its 6:30am
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 AM
4 am and im watching schitts creek on roku live and drinking the half bottle of orange wine in my fridge
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 AM
the crushing realization that my family is dead and im alone
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
what if i mixed a strawberry protein shake with a shot of espresso ?????!!! is it good
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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No one should need a food bank in a country as wealthy as Canada. It’s time to end wealth hoarding with a wealth tax on fortunes over $10M, and fund a future we can all afford. #WealthTaxNow
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
crazy how normalized throwing lithium batteries straight into the garbage is

vaping is a disease
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
according to circular materials "recyclable materials list", you cannot put alcohol bottle/containers/cans in the blue recycling bin
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM