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im like if larry david was a 25 year old girl

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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
finding out craigs cookie employees had to ask customers "how much would you like to tip?" bruh

i would pass away if my job told me to do that i would quit.... LIKE WHAT
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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When they first sang Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright (alright, alright)

I bet they didn’t even fully understand what all that meant. Probably just “words on the page”
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
realizing i witnessed the twink death of my manager in real time
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
finding out mr marbles died ..... fuck 2025 fr
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
lamorne morris and nelson franklin both in the same bmo commercial is such a random new girl reunion
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
attention passengers, trains are bypassing lawrence west station station both ways due to a security incident

attention passengers, regular service has resumed both ways at slawrence west station station

ttc why is it programmed to say station twice
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
going passed a house, wondering if my ex still rents there or not
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bc of the new 164 bus, the west end has becomed more unlocked than previously before
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
wow i actually have cell service between eglinton west and st clair west on the subway
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Good morning Toronto
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i know costar is a garbage app but damn the your day at a glance can be so scary accurate
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
guy on the bus: this goes to eglinton west right?

me: errmmmm actually its called cedarvale now ☝🏽🤓
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
high, depressed, dissociating, and talking to myself in healthy planet about the products
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the stench of cigarettes is following me today
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Customer experience I forgot I had yesterday:

"Are hot dogs the only sandwich that you serve?"
"If you consider that a sandwich then yeah I guess."
"Well I don't."
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
7:30 in the morning and ttc is announcing that line 6 from finch west to humber college is out of service... my ttc is christ that is the whole line
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i came to yorkdale to get something and now im here im unsure
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
evil questions attacking ontario are defeating the kids now 😢 Fs in the chat
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
its interesting how i can have the ig update on my main account but when i switch to my side its still the old ui
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the best part of being post wax is all the ingrowns i can pick lmao
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
this morning google maps suggested i get on the subway at eglinton west and take it all the way to sheppard yonge to get to work today lol
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM