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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1h

…heartbeat is one word, scholar

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1h

honestly, the way Sinner has been playing, it’s very impressive Bublik even got 8 games

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 2h

From 1941 to about 2015, this kind of headline/subhed combo would have gotten the writer and editor blacklisted from polite society. We need to find a way back.

The Atlantic

Headline: How ‘Big Tent’ Are Democrats Willing to Go?

Subhed: Many in the party say it needs a wider range of candidates to run. Does that include people with Nazi tattoos?

By Tyler Austin Harper

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1h

at this point, they should have just flown a plane into the white house and done the renovations from that

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1h

picky, picky

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1h

I mean, at this point. he’s not really much of anything

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 13h

y’all are laughing, but Curious George on GC went fucking hard

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 13h

damn, Musetti is looking pretty good in Vienna. I hope he takes it

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 1d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 14h

mamma mia

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

I am shocked. shocked to find that gambling is going on in this low information, desperate, and culturally deficient nation

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

meh. she’s got 11 titles, 2 of which are grand slams. and she’s only 21.

I think Gauff is doing fine

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

me, annoyed with someone:

you’re really squirting me off, mister!

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

her silence speaks volumes

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

asking my (literal) dog how the games been going when I come back in from a cigarette

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 1d

gonna start saying “I recognize this owl” when I see a buddy

Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 1d

🙃

Hawkman: I recognize this owl! I’ll question him in bird-language!

“<Wheeet> Socrates! Did you see a tall man come from that cave?”

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not saying I’m smart, but I’m fairly confident that most people are very dumb

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

if given the chance, I’d shrink down, party with a three little mice, eat some cheese, party in an oak tree or whatever. seems chill

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know what’s going on but I fucking dig it

台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 2d

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

if pokémon were real there’s no chance I’d be able to collect them all. realistically I’d have like, three tops

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 2d

I got baked just watching that

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S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 3d

that was a wild match

S. Dearborn @talkingbeatles.bsky.social · 3d

“hee hee”

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