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Nate
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
730 followers 150 following 250 posts
33% of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social. Greg Monroe truther. CWNP Wolves Power Rankings Guy (unless you hate them, then it’s @tornadojally.bsky.social). Unnecessarily tall.
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · 1d
In hindsight, license pic #3 was way too much of a over correction
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 1d
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT

• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB

LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 12d
Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket

Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
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Jon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 18d
Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
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Hitting the Hardwood @hittingthehardwood.bsky.social · Sep 5
New The Missing Lynx‼️

@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @tornadojally.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Thursday's Lynx loss, whether the game impacts Napheesa Collier's MVP chances, answer fan questions and much more!

Listen and share! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/2ViS...
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 20
NEW EPISODE NOW

YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)

Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 13
HE'S BACK

@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Aug 10
The Dijonai Carrington trade is the greatest trade in sports history
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Aug 10
Mustaaaaaaaaaard
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Aug 6
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• DIJONAI CARRINGTON TRADE REACTIONS
• PHEE INJURY IMPLICATIONS
• JESS SHEPARD AND NATISHA HEIDAMAN PRAISE
• BRANDON’S UNCLE TIM JOINS THE SHOW

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 26
That’ll play
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25
Eff it, Terrence Shannon Jr Summer League highlights
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25
Busy last few weeks so socials have mostly taken a backseat BUT THANK YOU!! We’re excited and terrified (which is probably the proper emotions to have for first time parents)
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25
Pulling up to the game tonight
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25
Intriguing final bullet for that open Timberwolves Communications role
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jul 25
we DID lead off with those but @tornadojally.bsky.social decided to edit it to the end like the scoundrel that he is
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jul 25
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

STUD BUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jul 7
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

NAW WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

We discuss our reactions to the draft, free agency, and our fav NAW moments.

Listen: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jun 19
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

There was no significant KD trade news today so our episode is a spoiler-free Jurassic World: Rebirth review

LISTEN: linktr.ee/CrunchWearsN...
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jun 18
He deserved so much better than this
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jun 18
Look how they massacred my boy
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jun 18
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW

• KD TRADE CHATTER
• KD TRADE SCOOP (?!)
• THE STORY OF HOW JORDAN’S DAD CAME TO AMERICA

LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jun 13
Feels like the perfect field trip for your students is all I’m saying
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Nate @tallsdurf.bsky.social · Jun 13
If @fiveburger.bsky.social isn’t going then what’s all this about? What are we even doing?
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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · Jun 12
DRAFT NIGHT PARTY AT FALLING KNIFE

JUNE 25, 2025 FROM 6-10PM

• LIVE SHOW
• FOOD FROM WRECKTANGLE PIZZA
• POP UP SHOP FROM LAMB CHOPS
• GIVEAWAYS
• DJ SETS BY @tornadojally.bsky.social DURING COMMERCIALS
• AND MORE!

SEE YA THERE GANG
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