Talulla.
@talulla.bsky.social
Starting a new society with cranberries as currency. Fuck Nazis
The pats are going to the super bowl. I need y'all to pray for me. Peeps here are going to be insufferable.
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The pats are going to the super bowl. I need y'all to pray for me. Peeps here are going to be insufferable.
Modern teen dating is watching an anime together, over discord, whilst you're both in your own home
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Modern teen dating is watching an anime together, over discord, whilst you're both in your own home
Pangaea separating was just a plot created by the airlines to sell longer flights.
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Pangaea separating was just a plot created by the airlines to sell longer flights.
Apparently I'm so excited for your birthday that I can't spell?
Happy Birthdday @mollarom.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Apparently I'm so excited for your birthday that I can't spell?
Happy Birthdday @mollarom.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Happy Birthdday @mollarom.bsky.social
Reposted by Talulla.
Before bluesky I did not know that getting trapped in one’s sports bra was a thing. But apparently it’s not uncommon
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Before bluesky I did not know that getting trapped in one’s sports bra was a thing. But apparently it’s not uncommon
Someone remind me next time I buy cheese to re-label them.
Stormwind Brie. Dalaran Sharp.
Stormwind Brie. Dalaran Sharp.
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Someone remind me next time I buy cheese to re-label them.
Stormwind Brie. Dalaran Sharp.
Stormwind Brie. Dalaran Sharp.
I'm glad everyone is mad about the woman murdered by ICE, but I hope we can take that anger and use it to also avenge the deaths of people killed in detention centers.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm glad everyone is mad about the woman murdered by ICE, but I hope we can take that anger and use it to also avenge the deaths of people killed in detention centers.
New England could just become a Canadian Providence. We've already got a name for it, it's right by Canada. Maine probably wouldn't even realized anything changed.
New Hampshire might be a little awkward, but they'll get over it eventually.
New Hampshire might be a little awkward, but they'll get over it eventually.
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
New England could just become a Canadian Providence. We've already got a name for it, it's right by Canada. Maine probably wouldn't even realized anything changed.
New Hampshire might be a little awkward, but they'll get over it eventually.
New Hampshire might be a little awkward, but they'll get over it eventually.
You dare speak to me? Do you not know who I am?
I am the Champion of Azeroth. Champion of the Frozen Wastes.
Veteran of the Fourth War. Maw Walker.
I am the Champion of Azeroth. Champion of the Frozen Wastes.
Veteran of the Fourth War. Maw Walker.
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
You dare speak to me? Do you not know who I am?
I am the Champion of Azeroth. Champion of the Frozen Wastes.
Veteran of the Fourth War. Maw Walker.
I am the Champion of Azeroth. Champion of the Frozen Wastes.
Veteran of the Fourth War. Maw Walker.
Since I cannot control the world and what happens, I'm being kind to myself. Today I will remember:
Salsa is not a condiment, it's a tomato salad.
Salsa is not a condiment, it's a tomato salad.
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Since I cannot control the world and what happens, I'm being kind to myself. Today I will remember:
Salsa is not a condiment, it's a tomato salad.
Salsa is not a condiment, it's a tomato salad.
My heartfelt apologies to the people of Venezuela. I know your government isn't great, but our current government sucks and now we're making it worse for you.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My heartfelt apologies to the people of Venezuela. I know your government isn't great, but our current government sucks and now we're making it worse for you.
Reposted by Talulla.
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
Pro Tip:
If you don't want to feel the march of time, do not look up when that song you have stuck in your head was released.
If you don't want to feel the march of time, do not look up when that song you have stuck in your head was released.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Pro Tip:
If you don't want to feel the march of time, do not look up when that song you have stuck in your head was released.
If you don't want to feel the march of time, do not look up when that song you have stuck in your head was released.
It's Sunday night, I have no obligations tomorrow, and cheese.
Tis a blessed life.
Tis a blessed life.
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's Sunday night, I have no obligations tomorrow, and cheese.
Tis a blessed life.
Tis a blessed life.
Reposted by Talulla.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
The Spawn™ went out to the suburbs to hang with friends. Got there and realized there is nothing to do. Then convinced their friends to get on the commuter rail and go back to Boston. To find something fun.
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Spawn™ went out to the suburbs to hang with friends. Got there and realized there is nothing to do. Then convinced their friends to get on the commuter rail and go back to Boston. To find something fun.
I don't think any of them are capable of making a good decision.
Why in god's name would they let Donald and Melania talk to kids and film it, holy shit, that is one terrible decision.
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't think any of them are capable of making a good decision.
We're honoring Mr Talulla's Jewish heritage by having a Chinese feast tonight.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We're honoring Mr Talulla's Jewish heritage by having a Chinese feast tonight.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
My co para healed my inner child with a lovely gift.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My co para healed my inner child with a lovely gift.
"We don't need to gatekeep sluttery. Sluttery is for all."
-A thing I told my family last night.
-A thing I told my family last night.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"We don't need to gatekeep sluttery. Sluttery is for all."
-A thing I told my family last night.
-A thing I told my family last night.
I'll be going into my friends' WoW houses and turning off all their lights and candles whilst eating mac n cheese, if anyone needs me.
#WoWhousing
#WoWhousing
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'll be going into my friends' WoW houses and turning off all their lights and candles whilst eating mac n cheese, if anyone needs me.
#WoWhousing
#WoWhousing
Since @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com hasn't dropped any housing items for Winterveil, I made my own tree. #wowhousing
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Since @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com hasn't dropped any housing items for Winterveil, I made my own tree. #wowhousing
Lola from the Cocacabana was a drag queen, right?
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Lola from the Cocacabana was a drag queen, right?
