Talulla.
@talulla.bsky.social
Starting a new society with cranberries as currency. Fuck Nazis
I don't think any of them are capable of making a good decision.
Why in god's name would they let Donald and Melania talk to kids and film it, holy shit, that is one terrible decision.
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't think any of them are capable of making a good decision.
We're honoring Mr Talulla's Jewish heritage by having a Chinese feast tonight.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We're honoring Mr Talulla's Jewish heritage by having a Chinese feast tonight.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
We understand that tradition says we should have this feast tomorrow, but we decided it shall be tonight.
Tomorrow will be lamb.
My co para healed my inner child with a lovely gift.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My co para healed my inner child with a lovely gift.
"We don't need to gatekeep sluttery. Sluttery is for all."
-A thing I told my family last night.
-A thing I told my family last night.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"We don't need to gatekeep sluttery. Sluttery is for all."
-A thing I told my family last night.
-A thing I told my family last night.
I'll be going into my friends' WoW houses and turning off all their lights and candles whilst eating mac n cheese, if anyone needs me.
#WoWhousing
#WoWhousing
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'll be going into my friends' WoW houses and turning off all their lights and candles whilst eating mac n cheese, if anyone needs me.
#WoWhousing
#WoWhousing
Since @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com hasn't dropped any housing items for Winterveil, I made my own tree. #wowhousing
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Since @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com hasn't dropped any housing items for Winterveil, I made my own tree. #wowhousing
Lola from the Cocacabana was a drag queen, right?
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Lola from the Cocacabana was a drag queen, right?
Dammit. I got all my ADHD cups put away an hour ago. Now I'm back up to 2 cups and a bowl.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Dammit. I got all my ADHD cups put away an hour ago. Now I'm back up to 2 cups and a bowl.
The teenager was telling me all about this "former politician dude with a Tumblr" and how interesting he is. How they learned some cool, interesting things.
That "dude"?
@rbreich.bsky.social
So great job Mr Reich. You inspired an already very conscious youth!
That "dude"?
@rbreich.bsky.social
So great job Mr Reich. You inspired an already very conscious youth!
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The teenager was telling me all about this "former politician dude with a Tumblr" and how interesting he is. How they learned some cool, interesting things.
That "dude"?
@rbreich.bsky.social
So great job Mr Reich. You inspired an already very conscious youth!
That "dude"?
@rbreich.bsky.social
So great job Mr Reich. You inspired an already very conscious youth!
Weird thing happens to body:
Is it Perimenopause?
Was I drugged?
Am I sick?
Who knows.
Is it Perimenopause?
Was I drugged?
Am I sick?
Who knows.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Weird thing happens to body:
Is it Perimenopause?
Was I drugged?
Am I sick?
Who knows.
Is it Perimenopause?
Was I drugged?
Am I sick?
Who knows.
Reposted by Talulla.
Having A Blast Playing Never Have I Ever With Mother Hotdog My New BFF 😄
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Having A Blast Playing Never Have I Ever With Mother Hotdog My New BFF 😄
I dreamt I was out drinking and enjoying a cute small town with friends. We met Stanley Tucci and he taught me how to make beurre monte. Then he gave me a kiss on the cheek for doing a good job.
I told him I would put "Stanley Tucci kissed me on my cheek" on my resume. He said he would confirm
I told him I would put "Stanley Tucci kissed me on my cheek" on my resume. He said he would confirm
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I dreamt I was out drinking and enjoying a cute small town with friends. We met Stanley Tucci and he taught me how to make beurre monte. Then he gave me a kiss on the cheek for doing a good job.
I told him I would put "Stanley Tucci kissed me on my cheek" on my resume. He said he would confirm
I told him I would put "Stanley Tucci kissed me on my cheek" on my resume. He said he would confirm
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I's snowing in Somerville, too!
It's snowing!
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I's snowing in Somerville, too!
If you post a picture of any beloved celebrity or public figure over the age of 75, the title needs to start with STILL WITH US.
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you post a picture of any beloved celebrity or public figure over the age of 75, the title needs to start with STILL WITH US.
New Englanders will understand why this was weird:
It was 14 F this morning and I saw a man walking, carrying a cup of hot coffee. Thought, "Huh. Weird"
Then I notice his Yankees coat and said "Oh."
It was 14 F this morning and I saw a man walking, carrying a cup of hot coffee. Thought, "Huh. Weird"
Then I notice his Yankees coat and said "Oh."
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
New Englanders will understand why this was weird:
It was 14 F this morning and I saw a man walking, carrying a cup of hot coffee. Thought, "Huh. Weird"
Then I notice his Yankees coat and said "Oh."
It was 14 F this morning and I saw a man walking, carrying a cup of hot coffee. Thought, "Huh. Weird"
Then I notice his Yankees coat and said "Oh."
I misread a menu and thought it was Pico de gallo salad.
It actually said Pico de gallo salsa. Currently eating it as a salad anyway
It actually said Pico de gallo salsa. Currently eating it as a salad anyway
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I misread a menu and thought it was Pico de gallo salad.
It actually said Pico de gallo salsa. Currently eating it as a salad anyway
It actually said Pico de gallo salsa. Currently eating it as a salad anyway
Read to an pet or rubber ducky!
I tell my students the easiest way to catch mistakes is for them to read their papers out loud, and they always look at me like I'm insane.
But look, that's what we do with our own books! Because it works!
But look, that's what we do with our own books! Because it works!
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Read to an pet or rubber ducky!
Did I take a personal day to stay home and start decorating my new #WorldofWarcraft house? Yes, yes I did.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Did I take a personal day to stay home and start decorating my new #WorldofWarcraft house? Yes, yes I did.
Jam Advent calendar day 1. Blueberry maple syrup.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Jam Advent calendar day 1. Blueberry maple syrup.
Reposted by Talulla.
Stone Soup is socialist propaganda
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Stone Soup is socialist propaganda
Stone Soup is socialist propaganda
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Stone Soup is socialist propaganda
Reposted by Talulla.
And a Santa hat to make it feel festive
literally all i ever think about the last few years when i hear christmas music is the singer wearing shorts recording the song in july
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And a Santa hat to make it feel festive