Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally
@esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social
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Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
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a man with a hat and glasses is sitting in front of a purple curtain and talking .
ALT: a man with a hat and glasses is sitting in front of a purple curtain and talking .
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Don't you come after my boy
Don't you come after my boy
I didn't need it.
But I think I'm going to make a dragon scale scarf - ice dragon style.
But I think I'm going to make a dragon scale scarf - ice dragon style.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I didn't need it.
But I think I'm going to make a dragon scale scarf - ice dragon style.
But I think I'm going to make a dragon scale scarf - ice dragon style.
move over, pizza rat
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
move over, pizza rat
FUCK YES
bring on the snnnoowww
bring on the snnnoowww
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
FUCK YES
bring on the snnnoowww
bring on the snnnoowww
My god he was cute.
Every once in a while my hormones make a little joke, like, "wouldn't it be fun to have another one?" and my brain has to roll up its sleeves and get into fisticuffs until my dumbass hormones understand the state of the world we're in.
really god damn cute though
Every once in a while my hormones make a little joke, like, "wouldn't it be fun to have another one?" and my brain has to roll up its sleeves and get into fisticuffs until my dumbass hormones understand the state of the world we're in.
really god damn cute though
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My god he was cute.
Every once in a while my hormones make a little joke, like, "wouldn't it be fun to have another one?" and my brain has to roll up its sleeves and get into fisticuffs until my dumbass hormones understand the state of the world we're in.
really god damn cute though
Every once in a while my hormones make a little joke, like, "wouldn't it be fun to have another one?" and my brain has to roll up its sleeves and get into fisticuffs until my dumbass hormones understand the state of the world we're in.
really god damn cute though
My husband and son are able to goof off and fuck around but I still have to work today and tomorrow. My Fuckits are showing. I've gotta hide them from my employer for just a couple more days. But my Fuckits are neon and beginning to shout obscenities....I feel that someone is going to notice.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My husband and son are able to goof off and fuck around but I still have to work today and tomorrow. My Fuckits are showing. I've gotta hide them from my employer for just a couple more days. But my Fuckits are neon and beginning to shout obscenities....I feel that someone is going to notice.
You're all coming with me down this rabbit hole.
It's a dustache.
It's a dustache.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You're all coming with me down this rabbit hole.
It's a dustache.
It's a dustache.
God fuck yes
Dumber
I need even dumber novelties
Encourage my laziness.
Embrace my snacks.
Indulge my love of turtles.
Dumber
I need even dumber novelties
Encourage my laziness.
Embrace my snacks.
Indulge my love of turtles.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
God fuck yes
Dumber
I need even dumber novelties
Encourage my laziness.
Embrace my snacks.
Indulge my love of turtles.
Dumber
I need even dumber novelties
Encourage my laziness.
Embrace my snacks.
Indulge my love of turtles.
I am vibe matching life. I am becoming frighteningly stupid on every conceivable level. You'll think, that's it, that's the dumbest shit I've seen...but you'll only be proven wrong...just give it a second.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am vibe matching life. I am becoming frighteningly stupid on every conceivable level. You'll think, that's it, that's the dumbest shit I've seen...but you'll only be proven wrong...just give it a second.
It's a spaghetti shaped spaghetti spoon
Help me.
My life is becoming a satire. I am becoming more and more unserious.
Help me.
My life is becoming a satire. I am becoming more and more unserious.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It's a spaghetti shaped spaghetti spoon
Help me.
My life is becoming a satire. I am becoming more and more unserious.
Help me.
My life is becoming a satire. I am becoming more and more unserious.
Yes.
Stupid but also functional.
Perfection.
Stupid but also functional.
Perfection.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yes.
Stupid but also functional.
Perfection.
Stupid but also functional.
Perfection.
Solar powered mushroom lights?
Absolutely fucking yes
Absolutely fucking yes
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Solar powered mushroom lights?
Absolutely fucking yes
Absolutely fucking yes
I have fallen into an algorithm hellscape.
I put heart emojis on any pet loss post, regardless if I know the owner - just a show of solidarity.
Now my feed is flooded with death announcements of famous influencer animals when they pass regardless of whether I follow them
Fucking no, god damnit
I put heart emojis on any pet loss post, regardless if I know the owner - just a show of solidarity.
Now my feed is flooded with death announcements of famous influencer animals when they pass regardless of whether I follow them
Fucking no, god damnit
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have fallen into an algorithm hellscape.
I put heart emojis on any pet loss post, regardless if I know the owner - just a show of solidarity.
Now my feed is flooded with death announcements of famous influencer animals when they pass regardless of whether I follow them
Fucking no, god damnit
I put heart emojis on any pet loss post, regardless if I know the owner - just a show of solidarity.
Now my feed is flooded with death announcements of famous influencer animals when they pass regardless of whether I follow them
Fucking no, god damnit
I am starting to get breast lift ads.
Fuck y'all.
Leave my saggy tits alone.
got better shit to spend my money on.
like all that fucking yarn i posted about earlier.
god damn.
Fuck y'all.
Leave my saggy tits alone.
got better shit to spend my money on.
like all that fucking yarn i posted about earlier.
god damn.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I am starting to get breast lift ads.
Fuck y'all.
Leave my saggy tits alone.
got better shit to spend my money on.
like all that fucking yarn i posted about earlier.
god damn.
Fuck y'all.
Leave my saggy tits alone.
got better shit to spend my money on.
like all that fucking yarn i posted about earlier.
god damn.
Working remotely today.
Scrolling Indeed, applying to jobs for clients
"Remote psychic, 49/hour"
What?
<Rereads to verify oddity> "Remote Psychic, 49/hour"
Who in the world is hiring a remote psychic?
<Reads job description>
Ah. Remote psychiatrist.
You, ma'am, need more coffee.
Scrolling Indeed, applying to jobs for clients
"Remote psychic, 49/hour"
What?
<Rereads to verify oddity> "Remote Psychic, 49/hour"
Who in the world is hiring a remote psychic?
<Reads job description>
Ah. Remote psychiatrist.
You, ma'am, need more coffee.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Working remotely today.
Scrolling Indeed, applying to jobs for clients
"Remote psychic, 49/hour"
What?
<Rereads to verify oddity> "Remote Psychic, 49/hour"
Who in the world is hiring a remote psychic?
<Reads job description>
Ah. Remote psychiatrist.
You, ma'am, need more coffee.
Scrolling Indeed, applying to jobs for clients
"Remote psychic, 49/hour"
What?
<Rereads to verify oddity> "Remote Psychic, 49/hour"
Who in the world is hiring a remote psychic?
<Reads job description>
Ah. Remote psychiatrist.
You, ma'am, need more coffee.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
But i do WANT more yarn.....
What I need, though, is a new fridge.
But that's so boring.
Being an adult can be so exhaustingly boriiinnggg
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
But i do WANT more yarn.....
What I need, though, is a new fridge.
But that's so boring.
Being an adult can be so exhaustingly boriiinnggg
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
But i do WANT more yarn.....
What I need, though, is a new fridge.
But that's so boring.
Being an adult can be so exhaustingly boriiinnggg
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
But i do WANT more yarn.....
What I need, though, is a new fridge.
But that's so boring.
Being an adult can be so exhaustingly boriiinnggg
Looking at useless, strange home decor is my new therapy regimine.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Looking at useless, strange home decor is my new therapy regimine.
Hobbii sultan deluxe shine yall
I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hobbii sultan deluxe shine yall
I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed
My toxic trait is eating my feelings
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My toxic trait is eating my feelings
Kind of obsessed with it.
At one point I'll need to make one for myself...
At one point I'll need to make one for myself...
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Kind of obsessed with it.
At one point I'll need to make one for myself...
At one point I'll need to make one for myself...
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words " buh bye now " next to him
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November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.
I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".