dan
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chains of love is like if true romance was good
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
chains of love is like if true romance was good
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i hope this makes kim davis k*ll herself :)
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i hope this makes kim davis k*ll herself :)
not vaccinating your child is a child abuse :)
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
not vaccinating your child is a child abuse :)
i’m 33 years old and i still cannot watch the scene where mufasa dies
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i’m 33 years old and i still cannot watch the scene where mufasa dies
what’s crazy about data brokers is that they collect and sell your data without consent and also when they get hacked and your social security number is leaked it’s now your problem
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
what’s crazy about data brokers is that they collect and sell your data without consent and also when they get hacked and your social security number is leaked it’s now your problem
if ur conventionally hot and u regularly highlight pretty much just other conventionally hot people and everyone in your photos is conventionally hot u can miss me w the body positivity posts like literally just call me fat and ugly
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
if ur conventionally hot and u regularly highlight pretty much just other conventionally hot people and everyone in your photos is conventionally hot u can miss me w the body positivity posts like literally just call me fat and ugly
queer people referencing clichés in music (i.e. hyper pop, euro revival, etc.) is always done with this earnestness and then when straight guys invade the space, they have to do it with all these layers of irony. even if the song is good, the visuals or something have to be a joke.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
queer people referencing clichés in music (i.e. hyper pop, euro revival, etc.) is always done with this earnestness and then when straight guys invade the space, they have to do it with all these layers of irony. even if the song is good, the visuals or something have to be a joke.
“he’s magnets” - me, when asked how magnemite happens
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“he’s magnets” - me, when asked how magnemite happens
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"don't fall for the rage bait" no. fall for it. HAVE the rage. openly! that's how you prevent normalization. call those people fucking demented!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"don't fall for the rage bait" no. fall for it. HAVE the rage. openly! that's how you prevent normalization. call those people fucking demented!!
peer review between classmates is literally so useless lmao nobody can answer anyone's questions bc no one's paper is done yet and everyone is in different areas of study. if u did this in real life, you would be reviewed by people who know what you're talking about.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
peer review between classmates is literally so useless lmao nobody can answer anyone's questions bc no one's paper is done yet and everyone is in different areas of study. if u did this in real life, you would be reviewed by people who know what you're talking about.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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floors lava if u touch it it's over
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
floors lava if u touch it it's over
it’s SO dumb that my self image lowers as my hair gets longer but i can’t just buzz it off
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it’s SO dumb that my self image lowers as my hair gets longer but i can’t just buzz it off
do you see how you’ve grown?
don’t be sorry, then.
don’t be sorry, then.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
do you see how you’ve grown?
don’t be sorry, then.
don’t be sorry, then.
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life strategy i use as my gift to u - if someone is treating you like a child at work or school or wherever, write all your emails to them in 24pt comic sans for the rest of time.
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
life strategy i use as my gift to u - if someone is treating you like a child at work or school or wherever, write all your emails to them in 24pt comic sans for the rest of time.
made an original track and then remembered no one cares so it’s a charli remix now LMAO
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
made an original track and then remembered no one cares so it’s a charli remix now LMAO
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
made a 2003 eurotrance banger today
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
made a 2003 eurotrance banger today
i’m the worst person to ask if a pokemon game is good because i will always say yes. i have never not enjoyed one.
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i’m the worst person to ask if a pokemon game is good because i will always say yes. i have never not enjoyed one.