Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
Happy Thanksgiving sure, ok, but mostly happy exact 25th anniversary today of the Gorillaz first album release.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving sure, ok, but mostly happy exact 25th anniversary today of the Gorillaz first album release.
Will I get re$iduals for this? Probably not! But happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Will I get re$iduals for this? Probably not! But happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
When Steven Miller does his various screeds on Fox, he always does upspeak. Sometimes it helps to think of him as a vapid 13 year old Los Angeles girl.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When Steven Miller does his various screeds on Fox, he always does upspeak. Sometimes it helps to think of him as a vapid 13 year old Los Angeles girl.
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
Uh. This just in.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Uh. This just in.
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp
Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery
“Terrific guy,” Donald Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with.”
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November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp
My takeaway is that he PROMISED to take a bullet and I'm still waiting. YOU PROMISED, DUDE!
Olivia Nuzzi loved RFK Jr., his politics and the man himself. He called her “Livvy” and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby and promised to take a bullet for her. Now she’s written a book about him: American Canto. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My takeaway is that he PROMISED to take a bullet and I'm still waiting. YOU PROMISED, DUDE!
Weird that 5-second video dinosaur Vine is coming back, now with 6-second videos, especially if Vine was -- I think -- a pun on "V" being 5 in roman numerals. They should call it VI-ne.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Weird that 5-second video dinosaur Vine is coming back, now with 6-second videos, especially if Vine was -- I think -- a pun on "V" being 5 in roman numerals. They should call it VI-ne.
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
Reposted by Tammy Golden
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty