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This is Lucas Melano slander and we here at TANA Bros will not abide it. #rctid
Don't fall victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Don't buy a striker based on an outlier year!
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is Lucas Melano slander and we here at TANA Bros will not abide it. #rctid
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Players from FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds walk onto the field for the USL Championship final wearing shirts saying “USL HQ: Pro Rel? Try pro standards first.”
USL HQ has announced a new first-division league including promotion & relegation in 2028.
USL HQ has announced a new first-division league including promotion & relegation in 2028.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Players from FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds walk onto the field for the USL Championship final wearing shirts saying “USL HQ: Pro Rel? Try pro standards first.”
USL HQ has announced a new first-division league including promotion & relegation in 2028.
USL HQ has announced a new first-division league including promotion & relegation in 2028.
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Sources: MLS owners have officially begun the process of planning for Commissioner Don Garber's departure, holding their first succession committee meeting last week and retaining The Miles Group to lead the process. Full story at SBJ.
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...
MLS owners formally begin Don Garber succession planning
A small group of MLS owners held their first closed-door “succession committee” meeting last Wednesday prior to Thursday’s full Board of Governors meeting in Palm Beach, Fla.
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sources: MLS owners have officially begun the process of planning for Commissioner Don Garber's departure, holding their first succession committee meeting last week and retaining The Miles Group to lead the process. Full story at SBJ.
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...
Ned and the Braintrust would never. #RCTID
If Taylor Calheira isn’t in MLS next season I’ll scream.
Begging some front office to learn the White/Oluwaseyi/Musovski lesson.
Begging some front office to learn the White/Oluwaseyi/Musovski lesson.
Get out the @johnspacemuller.com long throw-in claxon.
Taylor Calheira finishes off the chance for his second of the night as @fctulsa.bsky.social doubles its lead. #USL-C
Taylor Calheira finishes off the chance for his second of the night as @fctulsa.bsky.social doubles its lead. #USL-C
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ned and the Braintrust would never. #RCTID
Can we do this in a bubble in Orlando for old time’s sake? #rctid
MLS is Back CENTENARIO!
My contribution to the *discourse* is simple. The 2027 Sprint Season will be the most chaotic thing in MLS history. I can't wait for it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can we do this in a bubble in Orlando for old time’s sake? #rctid
Wrapping up the 2025 season meeting the media 📺🎙️
Ned: bit.ly/47Gvt3u
Kristoffer: bit.ly/47Xcv7q
Phil: bit.ly/4paR5Lg
James: bit.ly/43t4t4S
Diego: bit.ly/4pa5Duz
Ned: bit.ly/47Gvt3u
Kristoffer: bit.ly/47Xcv7q
Phil: bit.ly/4paR5Lg
James: bit.ly/43t4t4S
Diego: bit.ly/4pa5Duz
Ned Grabavoy | End of 2025 Season Press Conference
General Manager Ned Grabavoy provided roster updates, updates on injured players, provided a look into the offseason and how the team is preparing for 2026. Watch the Portland Timbers on MLS Season Pass on Apple TV: http://apple.co/Timbers 🎟️ *Tickets*: https://www.timbers.com/tickets/ *CONNECT WITH US* *TIKTOK »* https://www.tiktok.com/@timbersfc *IG »* https://www.instagram.com/timbersfc *TWITTER »* https://twitter.com/TimbersFC *FACEBOOK »* https://www.facebook.com/TimbersFC
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November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Especially when this squad started the season so hot. Which, in retrospect, was especially flattering. #rctid
The worst thing about this is that is would be in-character for Timbers leadership to use the four playoff games as a fig leaf to avoid having to make hard changes in the offseason.
On balance, 1.29 PPG in the regular season and 1.0 PPG in the postseason is mediocre at best. #RCTID
On balance, 1.29 PPG in the regular season and 1.0 PPG in the postseason is mediocre at best. #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Especially when this squad started the season so hot. Which, in retrospect, was especially flattering. #rctid
🥺 #rctid
I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
🥺 #rctid
That match still has us all like this. #rctid
a man with a mustache is looking out of a window and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking out of a window and says i 'm in a glass case of emotion .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That match still has us all like this. #rctid
ACES vibes. #rctid
a soccer player wearing a white jersey with alaska on the front
ALT: a soccer player wearing a white jersey with alaska on the front
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ACES vibes. #rctid
The 2025 Portland Timbers! #rctid
So to recap, within five minutes the Timbers saw:
- Antony miss a golden 1:1 chance
- K. Miller put another golden chance high
- Jimer Fory get sent off with two yellow cards within two minutes
Gut punch. #RCTID
- Antony miss a golden 1:1 chance
- K. Miller put another golden chance high
- Jimer Fory get sent off with two yellow cards within two minutes
Gut punch. #RCTID
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The 2025 Portland Timbers! #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
