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Tao of Stieb
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Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.

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Dylan Cease is a Blue Jay.

The Ottawa Charge are fierce.

The Toronto Raptors are the best team in the NBA.

The Ottawa Senators are playing that hockey.

I love sportsballin’.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Massive game for Brianne Jenner. All is well in Chargeland.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Artem Zub is still an Ottawa Senator.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Despite what you may have heard, I like the Ottawa Charge.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Great screen by Emily Clark on the first goal. Exactly what Ottawa needed more of.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One reason I’m glad not to be at the Ottawa Charge - Vancouver Goldeneyes game is because it would have meant booing too many “welcome back” videos.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Tao of Stieb
The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Okay, Maritimers who have lost themselves in Upper Canada: Where can I find Ganong chocolates here? I don't see any Red Wrap/Delecto/Chicken Bones at Loblaws or Shoppers this year.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Only missed it by six wins.
The Jays are winning 100 games.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s hard to listen to a podcast when you know the host thinks you are a moron.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Question to you, the wise folks:

Can a non-Christmas/holiday song become a holiday song by virtue of its inclusion in a Christmas movie?

I’m thinking of “Put a Little Love In Your Heart” from Scrooged, or “Pennies From Heaven” from Elf.

What say you, sagacious friends?
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Max Scherzer talking like he’s already signed on with the Jays for 2026. He didnt outright say it but he’s talking about We and Us and winning next year www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
From the Torontobluejays community on Reddit: Max Scherzer is asked if there’s unfinished business in Toronto. He sure said WE and OUR a lot.
Explore this post and more from the Torontobluejays community
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I picked up the new version of EA Sports NHL video game on sale. I’m absolutely delighted to report that my all-time favourite stupid bug remains in the game.

In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Does anyone understand what the Cards are doing at this point?
The first of presumably several trades for the #STLCards this offseason:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/card...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You'll never guess who has the absolute shittiest take about Penny Oleksiak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ronja was so good in the season opener. She’s a star.
KEEPING OUR CORE TOGETHER 🔥

We're excited to announce contract extensions for forward Gabbie Hughes and defender Ronja Savolainen!
📰 ow.ly/rXnI50XxA0F
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m really growing to dislike Los Angeles sports teams.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fabian Zetterlund.
a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
Alt: a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Sens and Kings are like me in my 20’s: No goals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He honestly believes that it is the vulgarity that makes a “roast” most effective.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Listen, of all of the bad choices I make on a daily basis, my food choices are down the list of what’s wrong with me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Absolute beauty. I think about this guy like other men think about the Roman Empire.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One other thing about my Ottawa Charge experience last night.

I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.

It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM