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Tao of Stieb
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Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.

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I picked up the new version of EA Sports NHL video game on sale. I’m absolutely delighted to report that my all-time favourite stupid bug remains in the game.

In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Does anyone understand what the Cards are doing at this point?
The first of presumably several trades for the #STLCards this offseason:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/card...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You'll never guess who has the absolute shittiest take about Penny Oleksiak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ronja was so good in the season opener. She’s a star.
KEEPING OUR CORE TOGETHER 🔥

We're excited to announce contract extensions for forward Gabbie Hughes and defender Ronja Savolainen!
📰 ow.ly/rXnI50XxA0F
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m really growing to dislike Los Angeles sports teams.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fabian Zetterlund.
a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
Alt: a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Sens and Kings are like me in my 20’s: No goals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He honestly believes that it is the vulgarity that makes a “roast” most effective.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Listen, of all of the bad choices I make on a daily basis, my food choices are down the list of what’s wrong with me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Absolute beauty. I think about this guy like other men think about the Roman Empire.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One other thing about my Ottawa Charge experience last night.

I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.

It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ready for some Uncle Tao Ottawa Charge posts? There are three of you who tolerate these and four of you who wish I’d buzz off. Anyways…this is for the three of you.

-That game coulda been 8-0 if it wasn’t for Gwyneth Philips. She was outstanding, and let down by her defence in the 3rd.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by Tao of Stieb
✋ The Martian
👉 The Munch King
We don’t talk enough about how Jasson Dominguez is the Munch King.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Welp. The arse is out of ‘er now for the ladies of the Ottawa Charge.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Really interesting to see Rory Guilday’s defensive zone play up close. The jump to the PWHL level of play is a big one, and you can see she’ll need to speed up her internal clock.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Say this, though: When they drop the puck and we get some hockey, this has been a fun game. Chippy, but in a good way.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ah yes. PWHL refereeing. I did not miss this horseshit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Considering that Alphonse Areola had to make five or six massive saves, I’m not sure that West Ham’s strategy of playing so deep for so much of the game deserves much credit for earning that single point.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is there a footie equivalent to the hockey term “200-foot player”? Because Jared Bowen is that.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Loving West Ham being up 2-0, but I’m not sure my nerves can survive another 30-some minutes of them parking the bus.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bournemouth are dirty. Scoundrels.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Callum Wilson, wending his way into the very special part of my heart.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can’t pay $20 to follow this shit any further, can I?
🚨 PART 2 🚨
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I got tickets for Taolette and I for the Ottawa Charge opener tomorrow. If you want to find me, just look for the grumpiest dad in the crumbling rink.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM