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Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · Mar 1

I'm announcing my candidacy for President in 2028.

The number one item on my agenda is torturing Trump and all of his cronies -- including every member of his family -- until they tell us every way they have sold us out.

Then, redistributing his wealth to trans people.

Repost if you support this.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 19h

I was rooting for the Dodgers solely because of Shohei. I gave him a pass on the first one because it could have theoretically been a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but if he shows up to the White House a second time, he's dead to me.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 2d

Selling out and doing whatever gets you the most clicks, regardless of whether it's true to where you started, has any substance, or is going to last past a 3-month hype cycle?

Yes, we are.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 3d

Meanwhile, our pedophile continues to live in a mansion paid for by the people...

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 3d

I realize they won it all last year, and they made it back to the World Series this year, but if the Dodgers don't come back, the seats under a lot of people making decisions in that front office and clubhouse have to be getting a little toasty. You can't suck this much with THAT team being healthy.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 3d

or 'How I came to realize that the two most powerful people in the world are way too old and demented to wield that kind of power.'

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 4d

Jerome Powell, Chief Turd Polisher

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 4d

So, legally, we now have recourse to sue him when that proves to not be the case, right? And since he was acting on behalf of the federal government, they can be named as co-defendants.

Largest class-action in history. All because this dipshit was addicted to lying.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 5d

Another brilliant use of taxpayer dollars. [/s]

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Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 6d

In some way, American and Canada aren't so different after all...

...except for "proclivity toward putting fascist orange turds in power". We are very different in that respect.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 6d

It's easy to publish statistics when you're just making up the data.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 7d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 7d

I miss the old days when he was telling people to inject bleach into their veins. At least that medical advice served a more immediate function.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 7d

I hope someone asks Emma Hayes why players who have 20-30 yards clear in front of them with teammates out wide during drives are just randomly stopping and playing the ball back. It's happened at least 3 times now, and it is completely borking any momentum during attacks.

#USWNT #USAvPOR #USSoccer

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 7d

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 8d

Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?

Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.

They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.

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Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

If Doug Ford wants to further improve Canada's economy, he could solicit donations from Americans to continue funding the Anti-Trump ads. I'm willing to bet about 60% of America would at least consider donating.

#ElbowsUp

#WhinyBabyTrump #WeakTrump #TerroristTrump #Republicansaretherealsnowflakes

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

It was supposed to be taken down starting Monday. At this point, I hope they leave it up and double-down. Create an entire production company just to make anti-Trump ads.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

I hope Doug Ford -- along with the rest of Canada -- now realizes that the only appropriate response is to double-down, increase their ad spend, and start making more commercials exposing Trump as the hack that he is.

Anything less will be letting the bully win. #ElbowsUp

#Canada #FragileTrump

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

Is it a war crime if it's done against your own people by your military, or just a human rights violation?

Asking for a nation...

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

If we ever get another President, I hope they go into that ballroom and cover every inch of gold with poorly-applied Antique White paint.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 8d

At some point, we need to start calling it what it is: "Exploratory genocide."

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 9d

I say this with all possible trepidation, knowing the loaded nature of this word:

Pussies.

George Pearkes @peark.es · 9d

lol never mind, they caved.

*ONTARIO TO PULL ANTI-TARIFF ADS AFTER TRUMP ENDS TALKS: GLOBE

Ontario set to pull anti-tariff ads after Trump calls off trade talks, source says

The province’s ad campaign was cited by the U.S. President as the reason for ending negotiations

www.theglobeandmail.com

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 9d

Democrats need to hold their line. Eventually, 9 Republicans will give in.

Tap & Roll Games @tapandrollgames.bsky.social · 9d

tl;dr: Because Hasbro continues to insist on churning out plastic shit that nobody buys, we pay more for Magic.