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The Amazing Rolandder

@targames.bsky.social

500 followers 1.4K following 260 posts

Adult Game Writer pretending to make art. linktr.ee/theamazingrolandder I post computer rendered genitals, butts, boobs, and shitposts. Not that you can't tell by lookin'

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 8h

I'd kill for an edit button for alt text. Tino Goss. Goss. Not Gods.

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 8h

Absolutely fair. I'm fucking awful at this social media thing

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 8h

And don't get him started on "men" who wear shit like sexy sheer shirts, even if it was the style of the time

Kid Rock in the mid 90s with a mentor, Tino Gods of the Howling Diablos. Tino is wearing a sexy sheer shirt, as was the style of the time

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hey I got tagged in this so here's some stuff.

Woman with cyborg arms holding a dildo between her naked breasts, mouth open, tongue slightly out, drooling on it.

Woman standing by a pool in space, arms above her head, looking seductively at the camera or something. She's wearing a swimsuit but it's basically a barely there halter top and low ride bottoms. The top is lacy, her breasts are mostly visible though her nipples are still hidden.

High contrast dark room single light blowjob. The presumably kneeling curly haired woman's lips, nose, hair, and breasts are somewhat visible, her hands gripping the presumably standing man's leg. His ass is also highlighted, as are both thighs and part of one arm. Most everything else is dark, with his erect penis in her mouth just barely visible on the dark backgoround.

High contrast one light black and white of a supine nude woman's torso. One hand covers her left breast furthest from the camera, her right breast is visible with her nipple partially visible. Her pubic hair is visible, but her labia are not.

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 2d

Coffee and Orctober or whatever.

Orc woman sitting on the loading ramp of a space ship, parked on a beach. She's wearing a pink long tank top and holding an empty coffee cup. She's looking at the sunrise in the distance.

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 3d

How else are you going to make Jared Leto not the most embarrassing decision?

Still a close second though

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 3d

Orctober! Here's some abs!

Close up of a green orc woman wearing a tube top and jeans. The jeans are open in the front, exposing pubic hair. The orc is covered in dot shaped raised scars, tattooed in white, orange, and yellow. She also has darker stripes tattooed on her. She is leaning back in a way to accentuate her abdominal muscles. The shot is cropped right below her pelvis and below her eyebrows, focusing entirely on her torso.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 4d

I completely forgot it's Orctober. My bad.

Green short haired orc woman in skimpy fantasy armor, barefoot, wielding a large mace in her left hand and a straight single-edged sword in her right, in a dynamic half-crouch, screaming, standing on a rock. Behind her are other rocks, smoke, and clouds, and a large explosion.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, hey, that's me in those tags somewhere

Green short haired orc woman sitting cross-legged on a spaceship's lowered ramp, opening under the ship. She is wearing a long pink tanktop and holding an empty coffee cup. The ship has landed on a beach and the lighting implies a sunrise. The orc is staring off camera.

A curly short-haired ambiguously ethnic woman crouches on a stone platform in a dim light, as though in a sewer. She is wearing body armor and carrying a rifle. She is looking around as if to find a hidden threat. Below her, in a tunnel, a creature can barely be seen crawling on the celling of the tunnel approaching her. All that is visible are claws and a vaguely humanoid head. The lighting is dark, and the two figures are on opposite sides of the barrier - the woman on the floor, the creature on the ceiling under her.

A brown skinned woman stands on a wooden dock, rock and forest behind her. She is wearing a green dress and beads and charms wrapped around her ankles and top of her feet instead of shoes. She is kneeling forward with her hands on her knees, her asymmetrically braided hair hanging straight down. Her green dress is clinging tightly to her body due to moisture, and her skin is shiny as though she has been swimming. The dock is wet below her. Her breasts are covered, but barely so due to her leaning position. She has an almost serious expression, as though she's trying to remain composed while knowingly teasing the viewer.

East Asian woman sits on a bed, nude, facing away from the camera. A nearby wall has a mirror on it, and it is positioned in such a way that her face and one breast is visible, though her hand covers her breast. Her hair is in five braids, three hanging behind her back, two over her shoulder visible in the mirror. There are small gold bands in different sections of her braids. Her expression is an attempt at a serious neutral, though there is a bit of a smile on her face as though she finds the situation silly or ridiculous.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 4d

I completely forgot it's Orctober. My bad.

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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 4d

Ghost and Ghoulfriend

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 10d

There's the other solution.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

Fragging - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 12d

Sungrazer - Behind

If you have 14 minutes, give it a listen.

Ethnically ambiguous woman with short curly hair reclining supine on rocks, in the dark, with the viewer to her left. A glowing tablet is in her left hand on her stomach. Her right arm is behind her, as a pillow. She is wearing a purple negligee, though is mostly covered. Her right leg is crossed over her left at the ankle, her left food on the rocks. Above her, the night sky is visible with a green gas giant planet looming large, indicating she is on a moon, though one large enough for atmosphere as she has no breathing apparatus.

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Darkminou @darkminou.bsky.social · 10d

Aaand we're At 16k Peoples!

I don't know if we ll be around much more us NSFW artist.
So, let's celebrate! Gobi took the occasion to Flash you all =D

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 11d

Classic

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 11d

Thank you!

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tg @twotrickpony.bsky.social · Sep 4

IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English!

Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!

Go in: Settings > Languages> Content Languages and make it *unset* !

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 12d

Sungrazer - Behind

If you have 14 minutes, give it a listen.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 12d

If there's sub 100 comments, the creator will absolutely appreciate 'this is so good'

Honestly, if there's sub 10,000 comments, they'll probably appreciate 'this is so good' just as much too.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 17d

It's sometimes fun to make fake album covers.

Down angled shot of a short and curly haired ethnically ambiguous woman supine on a sex swing. Her legs are in the air and off camera, her hands are grabbing chains behind/under her legs. She is wearing thigh high boots that are unzipped, and a leather hollow out crop top with a tall collar. Her face is half obscured by the collar, showing her nose and above. Her expression is anticipatory, as her legs are spread.

However, the text "quazarfunk" is artistically covering her breasts, and "Supernova Implosion" covers her genitals, with just part of her pubic hair is visible. It is shaved into a heart.

The view is as someone standing between her legs, ready to do something to her.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 18d

When a problem comes along, you must whip it

Wait, wrong picture.

Door opening to a large, mostly empty room. Out the windows, a blue space nebula is visible. In the metal paneled room itself, a St. Andrew's Cross is in the background on a lower level, a sex swing in the foreground in a recessed floor, hanging chains between the two, and an ethnically ambiguous woman with short curly hair is in the foreground by the door. She is wearing thigh-high black high-heeled boots, unzipped, black panties, a black corset with blue accents, and detached sleeves connected to a wide collar. She has a mostly neutral expression, though there's supposed to be a hint of excitement/anticipation. It is unclear if she intends the viewer to put her on the equipment, or her putting the viewer on the equipment.

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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 16d

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 16d

Also, step one is to stop referring to what you make as “content”. You are an artist and a laborer. Demand respect for what you create, it’s singular and it isn’t disposable.

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The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 16d

The blackout plan is "Post NSFW art even harder because fuck you" as a blackout is stupid idea

The Amazing Rolandder @targames.bsky.social · 16d

Ban people who post it

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