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TarZangief
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Navy Vet, Gamer, #BLM #FreePalestine . Hit me up for Nintendo Friend Code/Steam/Discord. #FGC He/Him https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/32I2F9IA5JVL2?ref_=wl_share
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Closing in on a zoner like:
My comfort things

Movie: Empire Strikes Back
TV Show: Deep Space Nine
Game: Pokémon Crystal
Music: Honkey Dory (Album) by David Bowie
Book: Dragon Singer by Anne McCaffery
Drink: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Meal: Chicken Cutlet Curry
Snack: Popcorn
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“Bold” is one way to describe it I guess
Hey TikTok. Can I ask you some questions TikTok. Can we talk
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I think I can sort every girl I know into one of 4 animal fan groups:
Rat Girls
Spider/Bug Girls
Crab Girls
Snake Girls
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Went to all you can eat sushi. Ate all the horse mackerel and surf clam they had, exit stage left.
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Was shadow boxing my cat and he flinched so I gave him two for flinching (two booty pats)
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“Holy Fuck we cream ourselves every chance we get to profit from the theft of stories and culture from indigenous people”
'Avatar 4' is currently set to release four years from today 🎞️

• Most of the first act has already been filmed

• Will have an ~8-year time jump

• James Cameron still plans to direct it

• Kiri will be the narrator

• Script got zero notes from Disney — all they said back was 'holy fuck'
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It feels like we’ve been abandoned by the 4th estate
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It tastes good but there is 0 heat. I’ve had spicier water. It has the heat factor of being in the same room where someone opened a box of Hot Tamales candy.
I imagine this is not gonna be hot in the slightest
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fav Movies of 2025:

I slacked this year on watching new movies and there wasn’t one I felt strong enough to put as a 4th. New Naked gun the closest but quality drop off between these three and it too big. Frankenstein will be on here when I get around to watching it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I imagine this is not gonna be hot in the slightest
December 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A block of spent wax melts. I could prob make a candle out of it but melting it down would prob turn it brown
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I once wrote 2500 words on why Lava Dart is the most perfect magic card ever made and that was pre original Lorwyn block and honestly the card has only gotten better
This see are my two fav Magic cards of all time for different reasons.

Lava Dart-Clean effective, flavorful, forever useful, perfect execution of set mechanic

Death Spark- Have to read it 5 times to understand it, requires too much thinking to use effectively, have tried to make it a thing 100xs
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This see are my two fav Magic cards of all time for different reasons.

Lava Dart-Clean effective, flavorful, forever useful, perfect execution of set mechanic

Death Spark- Have to read it 5 times to understand it, requires too much thinking to use effectively, have tried to make it a thing 100xs
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
New favorite chapstick brand
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When Trump does die I need someone to make a an Alan Jackson “where were you when the world stopped turning” parody
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you print off the redacted Epstein files I wonder how much toner/ink it would use
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gonna buy these sleeves and build a commander deck of just anime art magic cards and anytime someone asks to borrow a deck they get stuck with the weeb deck.
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The “B” stands for birria
"The A stands for ally! 😇"

WRONG.

Asada.
the Q in LGBTQ stands for quesadilla
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dinner is a party tray of chicken nachos for myself because fuck it calories aren’t real
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Once was taking to a girl who broke it off after she watched me go feral on a Costco chicken. She said it was the most disgusting thing she has ever seen.
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This customer has a note on account that says “cx is basically a toddler, let her yell herself out” literally she has been ranting nonstop for 15 mins. Haven’t even gotten so much as her name and phone number
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do they not teach keyboarding and schools anymore? All these new hires are typing at 20-30 WPM.
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The look he gave me after I poked his cinnamon roll swirl
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Woke up in a panic cause I thought I was late for duty section muster. Was literally half way through showering when I was like “oh wait I’m not in the Navy no more.” I’ve been out since 2014
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM