Taxbeast
@taxbeast.bsky.social
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The kids who used to reset Mario Kart when you were winning the race and they weren't, are cops now.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The kids who used to reset Mario Kart when you were winning the race and they weren't, are cops now.
I like that we grew up saying "Why am I learning about things I won't use or need to know" and now in our post-college years our YouTube history is filled with videos like "What type of bread starts the best fire" and "Can I fill this pool with pudding in under an hour??"
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I like that we grew up saying "Why am I learning about things I won't use or need to know" and now in our post-college years our YouTube history is filled with videos like "What type of bread starts the best fire" and "Can I fill this pool with pudding in under an hour??"
We lived through better times.
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We lived through better times.
Gym cameras should take a photo of people who sit on machines/free weights for more than 5 minutes without using it, and make a wall of shame at the entrance out of the results.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gym cameras should take a photo of people who sit on machines/free weights for more than 5 minutes without using it, and make a wall of shame at the entrance out of the results.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
This week, I ordered myself a Steam Deck after saving for a few months.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This week, I ordered myself a Steam Deck after saving for a few months.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
The only social media I have outside of Bluesky is NextDoor, and it is genuinely scary how braindead the average person acts on that site - holy shit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The only social media I have outside of Bluesky is NextDoor, and it is genuinely scary how braindead the average person acts on that site - holy shit.
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Man, this site has some STUFF to read this week
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Man, this site has some STUFF to read this week
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
You're given the option to pick one of the following, which do you select?
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're given the option to pick one of the following, which do you select?
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
D.W. grew up to be a cop per the last episode of Arthur, so I think we know the answer here.
So @peachsaliva.bsky.social and I gotta know. You can only get rid of one.
D.W. Read (Arthur)
Angelika Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)
D.W. Read (Arthur)
Angelika Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
D.W. grew up to be a cop per the last episode of Arthur, so I think we know the answer here.
This game makes me so fucking sweaty why do I keep doing this to myself
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This game makes me so fucking sweaty why do I keep doing this to myself
I genuinely dont know what retailers expect. I work a successful career and still struggle to splurge on "things".
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I genuinely dont know what retailers expect. I work a successful career and still struggle to splurge on "things".
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
Me: *turns on my fiance's seat heater in the car before we drive home*
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Me: *turns on my fiance's seat heater in the car before we drive home*
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
As funny as this is, don't do it. Scammers often spoof their number to appear as another number, so you're potentially harassing an innocent person.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
As funny as this is, don't do it. Scammers often spoof their number to appear as another number, so you're potentially harassing an innocent person.
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Same face he made while blowing Bill Clinton. Wild.
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Same face he made while blowing Bill Clinton. Wild.
Go to annual healthcare checkups without needing to worry about my insurance denying preventable coverage like they always do.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Go to annual healthcare checkups without needing to worry about my insurance denying preventable coverage like they always do.
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
There is a haunted used copy of Wii Sports in Wisconsin that makes you pregnant if you play it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There is a haunted used copy of Wii Sports in Wisconsin that makes you pregnant if you play it.
I majored in an entirely different field, and I am too stupid to be good at what I majored in.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I majored in an entirely different field, and I am too stupid to be good at what I majored in.
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*Fiance getting out of bed, not dressed yet*
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Fiance puts on pants*
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Fiance puts on pants*
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
*Fiance getting out of bed, not dressed yet*
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Fiance puts on pants*
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Fiance puts on pants*
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO