Taxbeast
@taxbeast.bsky.social
• Bodybuilding & Health Enthusiast • Internet Animal • he/him • 18+ Account
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Kids today won't know the struggle of playing a JRPG with no guidebook, no internet, and all of your friends think you're weird for playing RPGs because they're all busy playing sports so you give up mid-way through Disc 3 of 4 on the game you got for Christmas.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Kids today won't know the struggle of playing a JRPG with no guidebook, no internet, and all of your friends think you're weird for playing RPGs because they're all busy playing sports so you give up mid-way through Disc 3 of 4 on the game you got for Christmas.
I will buy more furry piss porn in 2026
Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I will buy more furry piss porn in 2026
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Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
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I need Guild Wars 3 to come out
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I need Guild Wars 3 to come out
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We lived through better times.
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We lived through better times.
The kids who used to reset Mario Kart when you were winning the race and they weren't, are cops now.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The kids who used to reset Mario Kart when you were winning the race and they weren't, are cops now.
I like that we grew up saying "Why am I learning about things I won't use or need to know" and now in our post-college years our YouTube history is filled with videos like "What type of bread starts the best fire" and "Can I fill this pool with pudding in under an hour??"
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I like that we grew up saying "Why am I learning about things I won't use or need to know" and now in our post-college years our YouTube history is filled with videos like "What type of bread starts the best fire" and "Can I fill this pool with pudding in under an hour??"
We lived through better times.
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We lived through better times.
Gym cameras should take a photo of people who sit on machines/free weights for more than 5 minutes without using it, and make a wall of shame at the entrance out of the results.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gym cameras should take a photo of people who sit on machines/free weights for more than 5 minutes without using it, and make a wall of shame at the entrance out of the results.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
Stop doomscrolling at the gym.
This week, I ordered myself a Steam Deck after saving for a few months.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This week, I ordered myself a Steam Deck after saving for a few months.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
Yesterday, it arrived and to my surprise, they sent me two.
I contacted Valve directly and they do want me to return the extra, but now im curious if they would have ever found out if I didnt say anything.
The only social media I have outside of Bluesky is NextDoor, and it is genuinely scary how braindead the average person acts on that site - holy shit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The only social media I have outside of Bluesky is NextDoor, and it is genuinely scary how braindead the average person acts on that site - holy shit.
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Man, this site has some STUFF to read this week
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Man, this site has some STUFF to read this week
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
You're given the option to pick one of the following, which do you select?
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're given the option to pick one of the following, which do you select?
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
1: $500 Cash
2: $250 in sealed Pokemon Cards
3: $750 in various lottery scratch tickets
D.W. grew up to be a cop per the last episode of Arthur, so I think we know the answer here.
So @peachsaliva.bsky.social and I gotta know. You can only get rid of one.
D.W. Read (Arthur)
Angelika Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)
D.W. Read (Arthur)
Angelika Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
D.W. grew up to be a cop per the last episode of Arthur, so I think we know the answer here.
This game makes me so fucking sweaty why do I keep doing this to myself
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This game makes me so fucking sweaty why do I keep doing this to myself
I genuinely dont know what retailers expect. I work a successful career and still struggle to splurge on "things".
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I genuinely dont know what retailers expect. I work a successful career and still struggle to splurge on "things".
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
You also cant just expect everyone to give any and all extra income when we have a system that bankrupts people for being sick or paying rent.
Me: *turns on my fiance's seat heater in the car before we drive home*
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Me: *turns on my fiance's seat heater in the car before we drive home*
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
Me: Gotta make sure dinner is warm when we get home.
As funny as this is, don't do it. Scammers often spoof their number to appear as another number, so you're potentially harassing an innocent person.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
As funny as this is, don't do it. Scammers often spoof their number to appear as another number, so you're potentially harassing an innocent person.