There are some who call me Death
@taylorklong.bsky.social
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aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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Oh hey. Save the date(s) and come see @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social this season! 🐀💚
Rat City game dates for 2026: Jan 17, Feb 7, March 21, April 18
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Letting Humpy win was the correct choice and created good juju because for like 24 years the Mariners were Humpy
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I’m eating a Seattle Dog and I’m thriving
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Oh I don’t really care what anyone else thinks tbh I just know I will pay for this somehow
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They’re not coming to Cap Hill 😔 But they should!!
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I’m middle aged and at the club wish me luck
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I’m doing a cleanse before the ALCS lol
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Oh yeah I mean I was gonna be in agony either way so I went for the option where I had a little more fun too lol
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A woman’s intuition ☝️
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Strangely calm. Which I’m taking as a good sign, because that’s how I felt on the last day that they won.
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(I’m a little sad I didn’t watch but it worked)
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That’s the plan, I’m going dancing next lol
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I wish my bathroom had lighting this good tbh
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I’m having a great time y’all, have you ever been roller skating? I recommend it.
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omg you’re gonna make me blush ☺️ and you literally never need to apologize for a situation where you’re saying I’m hot
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I’m a little tempted to get in my car and turn on the radio but too scared to jinx it so