There are some who call me Death
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aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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People who cried about the Mariners winning are cool, I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is
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Same reason people stay in toxic patterns - it’s where they’re comfortable
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My iPhone memory today is “T-Mobile over the years” - well played, Apple
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Some people are attached to their misery because it’s all they know
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I can’t believe you haven’t posted on here about how you are a MODEL
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Letting Humpy win was the correct choice and created good juju because for like 24 years the Mariners were Humpy
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I’m eating a Seattle Dog and I’m thriving
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Oh I don’t really care what anyone else thinks tbh I just know I will pay for this somehow
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They’re not coming to Cap Hill 😔 But they should!!
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I’m middle aged and at the club wish me luck
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I’m doing a cleanse before the ALCS lol
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Oh yeah I mean I was gonna be in agony either way so I went for the option where I had a little more fun too lol
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A woman’s intuition ☝️
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Strangely calm. Which I’m taking as a good sign, because that’s how I felt on the last day that they won.
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(I’m a little sad I didn’t watch but it worked)