Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Oh hey. Save the date(s) and come see @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social this season! 🐀💚
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FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
A whole day of food takes? It really is starting to feel like the old (good) days of Twitter around here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A whole day of food takes? It really is starting to feel like the old (good) days of Twitter around here.
Add a scoop of greek yogurt to any slice of pie and you've automatically got yourself a breakfast. (Works best with plain, imo, but in some cases I could see an argument for vanilla.)
This got me thinking….how do we as a society normalize pumpkin pie as a breakfast option at restaurants year round? Who will be the change we want to see in the world?
It turns out Mina and I have identical pie takes (literally had home made pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning before kids woke up).
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Add a scoop of greek yogurt to any slice of pie and you've automatically got yourself a breakfast. (Works best with plain, imo, but in some cases I could see an argument for vanilla.)
Seeing some absolutely wild pie takes on here today, to which I will say: pie is the best dessert, fruit pies are the best pies, and all-butter crust is king. If you disagree, I don’t care, don’t @ me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Seeing some absolutely wild pie takes on here today, to which I will say: pie is the best dessert, fruit pies are the best pies, and all-butter crust is king. If you disagree, I don’t care, don’t @ me.
“Paul Rothrock [is] out of contract and can enter free agency”
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
NEWS | We have announced our 2025 roster decisions. The roster currently sits at 22 players.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Paul Rothrock [is] out of contract and can enter free agency”
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Mom and I are officially going to the Randy Johnson number retirement game 😊
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mom and I are officially going to the Randy Johnson number retirement game 😊
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
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The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.
June 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.
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"If you're a guy ... or a girl"
He's woke! He's woke!
He's woke! He's woke!
#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald’s advice for anyone who is interested in getting into coaching football:
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"If you're a guy ... or a girl"
He's woke! He's woke!
He's woke! He's woke!
Is this game drunj @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is this game drunj @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
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You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve found in thrift stores. Most of my furniture is thrifted, and probably about half of my wardrobe.
The things women can do in the thrift store?????
amazing!
amazing!
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve found in thrift stores. Most of my furniture is thrifted, and probably about half of my wardrobe.
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I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
I miss my favorite podcast 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I miss my favorite podcast 🥺
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba just broke the Seahawks single-season receiving record (previously DK Metcalf with 1,303). The Seahawks still have six games left this season.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba just broke the Seahawks single-season receiving record (previously DK Metcalf with 1,303). The Seahawks still have six games left this season.
Having box mac and cheese for brunch because there’s no rule that says I can’t 😎
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Having box mac and cheese for brunch because there’s no rule that says I can’t 😎
They’re scared of my big beautiful boy
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They’re scared of my big beautiful boy
We’ve known it’s mostly bots over there for a long time. Social media (and tech in general) being data obsessed means people would rather have thousands of likes from bots over fewer likes from actual people. Sad but unsurprising, it’s how these platforms have conditioned us.
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We’ve known it’s mostly bots over there for a long time. Social media (and tech in general) being data obsessed means people would rather have thousands of likes from bots over fewer likes from actual people. Sad but unsurprising, it’s how these platforms have conditioned us.
Me, a person who still hasn’t seen Midsommar: Getting Midsommar vibes from the new Hunger Games trailer (complimentary)
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me, a person who still hasn’t seen Midsommar: Getting Midsommar vibes from the new Hunger Games trailer (complimentary)
Why is there a literal Mickey Mouse show at the end of this race
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Why is there a literal Mickey Mouse show at the end of this race
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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
Lawson is shambolic this year. Bro loves 2 crash.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Lawson is shambolic this year. Bro loves 2 crash.
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Beyoncé is in the paddock at the Las Vegas GP (via F1)
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Beyoncé is in the paddock at the Las Vegas GP (via F1)
Logging on:
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Logging on: