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There are some who call me Death

@taylorklong.bsky.social

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aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hey. Save the date(s) and come see @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social this season! 🐀💚

Rat City game dates for 2026: Jan 17, Feb 7, March 21, April 18

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 1h

People who cried about the Mariners winning are cool, I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 1h

Same reason people stay in toxic patterns - it’s where they’re comfortable

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 3h

My iPhone memory today is “T-Mobile over the years” - well played, Apple

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 3h

Some people are attached to their misery because it’s all they know

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 3h

I can’t believe you haven’t posted on here about how you are a MODEL

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 12h

Good hat Matty

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

God, so true

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

🥹

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

Letting Humpy win was the correct choice and created good juju because for like 24 years the Mariners were Humpy

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 16h

FOR HUMPY! 😭

The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 14h

I’m eating a Seattle Dog and I’m thriving

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

I’m at Chop Suey 😇

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

tysm

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

Oh I don’t really care what anyone else thinks tbh I just know I will pay for this somehow

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

I’m not picky, any kind

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

They’re not coming to Cap Hill 😔 But they should!!

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 15h

No I’m just having fun

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 16h

I’m middle aged and at the club wish me luck

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

I’m doing a cleanse before the ALCS lol

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

❤️

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

Oh yeah I mean I was gonna be in agony either way so I went for the option where I had a little more fun too lol

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

@tdg.bsky.social You gonna go to a game?? 👀

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

A woman’s intuition ☝️

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 1d

Strangely calm. Which I’m taking as a good sign, because that’s how I felt on the last day that they won.

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

(I’m a little sad I didn’t watch but it worked)

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

SHOUTING GO MARINERS IN THE STREET

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