Tea Pain
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
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Our latest single, "Tipsy Swervy" is out now. Check out the contagious groove on your favorite streaming platform!
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Our latest single, "Tipsy Swervy" is out now. Check out the contagious groove on your favorite streaming platform!
We had to kill them, they were trying to survive. Oh yeah, and they were brown.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We had to kill them, they were trying to survive. Oh yeah, and they were brown.
Wow! This morning Tea Pain was honored with the Quik Trip Peace Price, which also came with a delicious breakfast burrito and two scratch-offs.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Wow! This morning Tea Pain was honored with the Quik Trip Peace Price, which also came with a delicious breakfast burrito and two scratch-offs.
Paid liar
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Paid liar
Trump is sleeping with his phony medal tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump is sleeping with his phony medal tonight.
Another Trump terrorist.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Another Trump terrorist.
Poor people affording health care is "sinister."
Mike Johnson on the ACA: "I wish we could rip it out from the roots and start over but it's so deeply ingrained. It's sinister in that way. But it has broken the system and what we have to do is go in and reform in. We have lots of ideas."
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Poor people affording health care is "sinister."
You don’t eliminate crime by pardoning all the criminals.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You don’t eliminate crime by pardoning all the criminals.
Heh, heh, heh.
JUST IN: A Virginia grand jury has refused to re-indict NY AG Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Heh, heh, heh.
Democracy may be saved by sheer incompetence.
NEW: The Trump Justice Department failed to secure an indictment today against New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Grand jury declines to indict N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James, less than two weeks after the first case was dismissed
Federal officials failed to secure the new indictment against James, whom Trump has targeted, after a judge said the previous one was secured by an unlawfully appointed prosecutor.
www.nbcnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Democracy may be saved by sheer incompetence.
Right at the time, the Epstein files are to be released. Tea Pain don’t believe in coincidences. They take too much planning.
BREAKING: A suspect has been arrested in the 1/6 DC pipe bombing case
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Suspect arrested in January 2021 D.C. pipe bomb case
The bombs were planted outside the Republican and Democratic national party headquarters in Washington, D.C, on the eve of the January 6 siege on the Capitol.
www.nbcnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Right at the time, the Epstein files are to be released. Tea Pain don’t believe in coincidences. They take too much planning.
Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Prediction 1: We will see a historic Blue Tsunami / Republican wipeout in the 2026 mid-terms.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Prediction 1: We will see a historic Blue Tsunami / Republican wipeout in the 2026 mid-terms.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Republicans says it's cool to publicize war plans over non-secure devices but people should go to prison if they fill out a mortgage application incorrectly.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Republicans says it's cool to publicize war plans over non-secure devices but people should go to prison if they fill out a mortgage application incorrectly.
Whiskey Pete's gotta go!
Breaking: DOD IG finds Hegseth’s Signal chats endangered troops. Join me LIVE at 2p ET on Substack: substack.com/@thefrankfig... open.substack.com/pub/thefrank...
New: Hegseth’s Signal chats endangered troops: Join me LIVE at 2p ET
Breaking: Per CNN, DOD IG finds Hegseth endangered troops in Signal chats:
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Whiskey Pete's gotta go!
Every time a boat of cocaine blows up, Junior cries a little.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Every time a boat of cocaine blows up, Junior cries a little.
Worst Superbowl commercial ever.
How many Americans are we losing to alcoholism every day?
Are we going to declare war on Anheuser-Busch and drone strike the Clydesdales?
Are we going to declare war on Anheuser-Busch and drone strike the Clydesdales?
Sen. Roger Marshall defends Hegseth: "Look, we're losing 200 Americans every day to drug poisoning from these drug lords. This is a war. And it's ugly. War is never pretty ... that strike probably saved thousands of American lives."
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Worst Superbowl commercial ever.
Trump's corruption is bi-partisan.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump's corruption is bi-partisan.
They even manage to blame Trump's failing economy on immigrants.
Lutnick: "Remember, as you deport people, that's going to suppress private job numbers of small businesses. But they'll rebalance and regrow."
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They even manage to blame Trump's failing economy on immigrants.
According to Republicans, if you can’t find affordable healthcare, it’s women’s fault.
Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: "By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you're going to go. They're great shoppers."
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
According to Republicans, if you can’t find affordable healthcare, it’s women’s fault.
Put a pencil to what an 18% Blue Tsunami swing will look like in the mid-terms.
Republicans are terrified.
Republicans are terrified.
NBC News projects: Matt Van Epps (R) wins TN-7 special election.
Trump won the district by 22 points in 2024.
Now with 90% of the vote in, Van Epps is winning by 4.1%.
Trump won the district by 22 points in 2024.
Now with 90% of the vote in, Van Epps is winning by 4.1%.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Put a pencil to what an 18% Blue Tsunami swing will look like in the mid-terms.
Republicans are terrified.
Republicans are terrified.
The White House tweeted that "Donald Trump is the most energetic President ever." Trump could have told us that himself, but he was asleep at the time.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The White House tweeted that "Donald Trump is the most energetic President ever." Trump could have told us that himself, but he was asleep at the time.
Backing up the bus even further, then running over Admiral Bradley again.
Hegseth: I watch that first strike live. At the Department of War, we got a lot of things to do so I did not stick around. Couple of hours later, I learned that commander had made -- which he had the complete authority to do, he made the correct decision to sink the boat and eliminated the threat.
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Backing up the bus even further, then running over Admiral Bradley again.
How does this horse-hockey reduce the price of travel?
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How does this horse-hockey reduce the price of travel?
Trump got "All As" on his physical.
Atherosclerosis
Angina
Alzheimer's
Atherosclerosis
Angina
Alzheimer's
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump got "All As" on his physical.
Atherosclerosis
Angina
Alzheimer's
Atherosclerosis
Angina
Alzheimer's