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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 13h

Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 14h

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 3d

"I just don't trust the chemicals they put in our food. now if you'll excuse me, I have to wrap a condom around my crockpot to keep it from getting dirty"

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 5d

these two are the same person

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 5d

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 6d

curb stomping a fascist outside the Cheese Store on I-70.

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 9d

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 11d

goth girlfriend? no I think you misheard me...

I said I wanted a MOTH girlfriend

oh fuck I left a light on...
(loud crashing sounds next to a lihgtbolb)

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 6d

they raised over $9,000

Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 7d

My classic rock station is doing a request-a-thon to raise money for a domestic and sexual assault center, and someone who works for the pop music station requested Taylor Swift’s newest song about Travis Kelce’s “manhood”

That was a sentence.

Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 6d

I need a pony that won't drive me crazy

some mare that knows the meaning of "hey, hit the highway"

Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 6d

the Brony Comeback Tour.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6d

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 7d

This is what my classic rock station is playing today.

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Technickel Ted: do you remember? 🏳️‍🌈 @technickelted.bsky.social · 7d

My classic rock station is doing a request-a-thon to raise money for a domestic and sexual assault center, and someone who works for the pop music station requested Taylor Swift’s newest song about Travis Kelce’s “manhood”

That was a sentence.

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