Sober. Buddhist. Vegetarian. Psychonaut.
The slutty little bastard child of Apollo and Dionysius.
Seattle-based chaos gremlin with Buddhist calm.
https://justfor.fans/teddyroman
Otherwise, I'd be a trainwreck of a person.
*Takes long bong rip*
Otherwise, I'd be a trainwreck of a person.
*Takes long bong rip*
*(Short = 5’6” or below, per the Short Kings Act of 2025)
*(Short = 5’6” or below, per the Short Kings Act of 2025)
Justfor.fans/thebarewytch
Justfor.fans/thebarewytch
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!