Teddy Roman 🦊 🔜 LAX, NAB, TBRU
@teddyroman.bsky.social
Queer | Vers King | Psychology PhD student
Sober. Buddhist. Vegetarian. Psychonaut.
The slutty little bastard child of Apollo and Dionysius.
Seattle-based chaos gremlin with Buddhist calm.
https://justfor.fans/teddyroman
Sober. Buddhist. Vegetarian. Psychonaut.
The slutty little bastard child of Apollo and Dionysius.
Seattle-based chaos gremlin with Buddhist calm.
https://justfor.fans/teddyroman
New tree ornament. I'm calling it a "Fellatioraptor."
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New tree ornament. I'm calling it a "Fellatioraptor."
Ah yes, back when the grayest thing on me was my shirt.
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ah yes, back when the grayest thing on me was my shirt.
It's a weird feeling to know that in about a month I'll be returning to the city that taught me what it REALLY means to be naked
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's a weird feeling to know that in about a month I'll be returning to the city that taught me what it REALLY means to be naked
Help wanted, inquire within.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Help wanted, inquire within.
In retrospect, there were signs.
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
In retrospect, there were signs.
Make sure to wave hello if you see me and @eddievolley.bsky.social driving by!
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Make sure to wave hello if you see me and @eddievolley.bsky.social driving by!
Anyway here's a clip of @damnpharos.bsky.social fucking my hat off, you know where to find the full video!
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Anyway here's a clip of @damnpharos.bsky.social fucking my hat off, you know where to find the full video!
Hey @teddybearpupjynx.bsky.social, what do you say we make a sequel for this almost four year-old video?
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey @teddybearpupjynx.bsky.social, what do you say we make a sequel for this almost four year-old video?
I need a lot more @pupnecros.bsky.social in my life…
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I need a lot more @pupnecros.bsky.social in my life…
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!
Can’t believe it’s been over three years since we filmed this!
By far the most important pup in my life
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
By far the most important pup in my life
Feral dad gremlin, dead in the eyes, freshly emerged from an abruptly-terminated REM cycle.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Feral dad gremlin, dead in the eyes, freshly emerged from an abruptly-terminated REM cycle.
I have this conversation a lot:
“Hey didn’t you used to work in that sex shop on Castro?”
“Yeah, last year. Why?”
“You helped me out there once. Do you remember me?”
“No, but you don’t want to be the kind of customer I’d remember from there.”
[Archival photo of me in the stock room]
“Hey didn’t you used to work in that sex shop on Castro?”
“Yeah, last year. Why?”
“You helped me out there once. Do you remember me?”
“No, but you don’t want to be the kind of customer I’d remember from there.”
[Archival photo of me in the stock room]
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have this conversation a lot:
“Hey didn’t you used to work in that sex shop on Castro?”
“Yeah, last year. Why?”
“You helped me out there once. Do you remember me?”
“No, but you don’t want to be the kind of customer I’d remember from there.”
[Archival photo of me in the stock room]
“Hey didn’t you used to work in that sex shop on Castro?”
“Yeah, last year. Why?”
“You helped me out there once. Do you remember me?”
“No, but you don’t want to be the kind of customer I’d remember from there.”
[Archival photo of me in the stock room]
Yeah, I guess you're right, @damnpharos.bsky.social is pretty hot.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yeah, I guess you're right, @damnpharos.bsky.social is pretty hot.
The only thing that pulls out around here is the couch. W/ @damnpharos.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The only thing that pulls out around here is the couch. W/ @damnpharos.bsky.social
Everyone needs to get themselves a friend like @dannyryder.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Everyone needs to get themselves a friend like @dannyryder.bsky.social
Well. Let’s get rolling with December!
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Well. Let’s get rolling with December!
And we’re live! If you head to justfor.fans/teddyroman, you’ll find the page open for subscriptions. I’d love to see you there!
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
And we’re live! If you head to justfor.fans/teddyroman, you’ll find the page open for subscriptions. I’d love to see you there!
Every now and then I worry I’ve become the kind of man 20-year-old me wouldn’t have touched. But then I remember who 20-year-old me DID touch and suddenly I'm not stressed about it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Every now and then I worry I’ve become the kind of man 20-year-old me wouldn’t have touched. But then I remember who 20-year-old me DID touch and suddenly I'm not stressed about it.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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After hours at the office in the dark! @eddievolley.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
After hours at the office in the dark! @eddievolley.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM