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Teddy Ted Ted

@tedput.bsky.social

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Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Mental vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.

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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · Aug 25

Free links to important things.

Special Counsel Smith report, Volume I:
www.justice.gov/storage/Repo...

Special Consel Mueller report, Volume I:
www.justice.gov/archives/sco...

US House January 6th Select Committee report and supporting materials:
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 22h

1st and 2nd guys see things that aren't real, and 3rd guy sees nothing. Don't these chumps get free eyecare?

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 1d

Got botoxxed during Walter Reed hospital visit last week? Must have skipped the Matt Gaetz special forehead treatment...

Matt Gaetz after expanding the rentable square-footage of his frontal lobe container.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone is getting into the game.

Owl in vampire-like clothing

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 3d

A good list of shiny facts.

The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 3d

A 🧵 from something I posted on LinkedIn. The joy of this piece for me is having a crack but also trolling those hyper capitalist tossers on LinkedIn

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d

Benny Johnson quoting Putin is either a complete lack of self-awareness or a perfect example of his revenue stream. OK, both, probably both.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d

People observing their first amendment rights are outrageous? You, sir, are outrageous.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d

Mayonnaise shelf.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTj...

I Can't Stop My Leg - Robert Klein

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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 4d

I used to think MAGA was a Trump-specific cult, but maybe they are generically an asshole-worshiping cult?

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d

Protest sign saying "Go ahead... Chicago drinks tear gas by the ounce.", alongside a bottle of Malort.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 6d

Violation of the 1st Amendment? They don't care.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 7d

It's great that the ORP response to being called-out was essentially "we're not responsible for our own actions." (“We’re not reporters, just bad memers.”)

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

He is not covering for others, just himself. The others are just benefitting from his own corruption.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 8d

There it is

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

😆😃😀

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

Trump would use a Sharpie.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

Knocking on the door and asking them to come out isn't alpha-male enough for them.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

And yachts. The people killing the earth have yachts.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 8d

I'm sure his simple brain confuses stock market performance with lower inflation, the same as he confuses asylum seekers with mental asylums.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11d

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10d

Lady, you're not a law enforcement officer. You're just a whiney, self-entitled bitch.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11d

ICE on the job training.

Peter Griffin being compared to a skin color chart, labeled "the best people" for lighter colors and "abuse and deport" for darker colors.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 12d

Same, but with books. Then I smother 'me' with a pillow and 'myself' buys more books anyway.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 12d

He's being personally tutored in creepiness by Stephen Miller.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 13d

Ohio Republicans think the clients are the victims.

Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 14d

Republican Attorney General of gerrymandered, patriarchal, Ohio leadership refers to 'Johns' as victims in prostitution bust. 😞

Priest, teacher, defense attorney among 135 arrested in human trafficking sting in Ohio

More than a hundred law enforcement officers were involved in the operation aiming to crack down on human trafficking in Ohio.

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