SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
This is how I learned that the movie wasn’t a necessary watch for @nonamehoff.bsky.social as a kid.
Gotta add it to the watchlist for him.
This is how I learned that the movie wasn’t a necessary watch for @nonamehoff.bsky.social as a kid.
Gotta add it to the watchlist for him.
It is.
It is.
#NoScabs
#NoScabs
I once stopped talking to a friend for two months because they told my dog she was the second cutest dog they knew.
THE SECOND CUTEST.
IN MY HER OWN HOME.
WHERE SHE LIVES.
I once stopped talking to a friend for two months because they told my dog she was the second cutest dog they knew.
THE SECOND CUTEST.
IN MY HER OWN HOME.
WHERE SHE LIVES.
I just wanted you to stop talking.
I just wanted you to stop talking.
The way the woman smiled at me when I handed her the syrup was something else.
I’m basically a hero is what I’m saying 🤪
The way the woman smiled at me when I handed her the syrup was something else.
I’m basically a hero is what I’m saying 🤪
Me:
Me:
"Because it's Christmas time."
Santa has elves.
"... yeah."
His elves make the toys in his workshop.
"I think you're overthinking this."
And I think this ad didn't think about this enough.
"Because it's Christmas time."
Santa has elves.
"... yeah."
His elves make the toys in his workshop.
"I think you're overthinking this."
And I think this ad didn't think about this enough.
I’ll go first: I used to call my breaks "FailBlog breaks."
I’ll go first: I used to call my breaks "FailBlog breaks."
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