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Fancycwabs
@fancycwabs.bsky.social
Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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Hey guys, here’s a little something I wrote:
"These actions constitute an illegal one-person boycott that infringes on our client Elon Musk's constitutional right to free speech, as well as his right to monetize that speech in several ways, and has caused him irreparable harm."
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X Sends a Cease and Desist Letter to a Former User
“X filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the Global Alliance for Responsible Media, a coalition of major advertisers, claiming that it had violated an...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime
This is a lot of words to say, “Yikes! That Washington Post story about us illegally killing survivors on the open seas was 100% correct!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So if the fishing boats in the Caribbean had some sort of connection to pay a massive bribe they’d be fine, instead of murdered as a war crime.
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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From @indivisibletn.bsky.social over on FB….

A.) Never eat at Pucketts

B.) TNGOP running scared of @aftynbehn.bsky.social in #TN07

C.) Show up with a sign and let the crooks who’ve run Tennessee into a ditch hear from you. It’s not like any of them will ever hold a public meeting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit.

www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was in a panaderia in Birmingham yesterday and saw the perfect metaphor for Stephen Miller sitting on the shelf, then I isolated it so it could be turned into a sticker.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So the “we’re gonna stop processing Afghan refugees” isn’t a result of the DC shooting, it dropped (at a minimum) the day before it happened.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.

In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Let’s see… Nuzzi is 32 now, in 2025, so in 2011 she would have been… carry the two… um…

Well, I guess she has a type.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you’re in TN-07 and were sitting this out because “it’s too gerrymandered to win,” it could be just a few votes that makes a difference between @aftynbehn.bsky.social winning this race or Matt Van Epps raising healthcare costs and sending folks to prison camps.

Last day of early voting today!
The chances of flipping this republican district have grown significantly! This is a formerly +22 republican district yet the race is crazy tight in terms of polling, just 2 points! That’s right this race has come down to just 2 points, get out there and vote today! Let’s Flip This Seat!
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One of the many reasons to not procreate with republicans is that they’ll try to have you imprisoned if things don’t work out and the custody battle gets difficult.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If he doesn’t get his way he’s gonna leave it as rubble for the next president to take care of. Just like the economy, and the US position as a world power.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Looking to lose a few pounds over the holidays? Can’t afford a GLP-1 injection?

The opening paragraph of this piece will mimic the effects of semaglutide injections at practically zero cost!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looking to lose a few pounds over the holidays? Can’t afford a GLP-1 injection?

The opening paragraph of this piece will mimic the effects of semaglutide injections at practically zero cost!
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The form to file a complaint with the Tennessee Bureau of Ethics and Campaign Finance can be found here:

www.tn.gov/content/dam/...
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For comparison, when I ran in TN-06 three years ago I spent like $7,000 and my opponent had a multimillion dollar war chest and a taxpayer paid staff member scrubbing Wikipedia of mentions of how he met his wife.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The opinions of noted defender of OJ Simpson, Jeffery Epstein, Klaus von Bulow, and Harvey Weinstein reflect where “the vast majority of Americans really are.”
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s clear now that evolving eyes was a mistake, and the plant kingdom is superior to us animals in not having to witness this.
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There. That should improve my mental health appreciably.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I see we’re debating the merits of the acting in various Star Wars movies, with the best films obviously being where the acting was the fastest, and the most intense.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This will enable Fox News, et al to claim that Comey and James “got off on a technicality” like they were Bill Cosby dodging a rape charge.
Breaking news: A federal judge dismissed charges against former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James.

The judge also ruled that Lindsey Halligan, the prosecutor overseeing both cases, had been unlawfully appointed.
Judge tosses cases against Comey and James, rules prosecutor appointment unlawful
The decision disqualifying Lindsey Halligan as interim U.S. attorney sets back Trump’s efforts to use the Justice Department to target perceived rivals.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m going to assume in this context felching is something RFK does for “health reasons” because he read about it on the internet and now MAHA is going to be all over it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Look, if nazis can do the “if a bomb was gonna blow up and the only way to stop it was to torture a dude” hypothetical then we should be able to do a “if Trump ordered his troops to (some horrible setup to a “the aristocrats!” joke)” hypothetical.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM