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Evan Hurst
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Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)

Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.

Bless your heart.
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this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Indeed.

What Trump and his stupid MAGA bitches, from Stephen Miller all the way down go your average impotent ICE incel, want more than anything is GENUINE respect and admiration.

And what’s the one thing they will never get from anybody who matters? That.

It enrages them.
Also: the sentiment that law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to endure disrespect is craven, servile, and profoundly un-American. Saying is a relatively rare burst of truth from Trump,. People who agree show their ass as born bootlickers.
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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On the phone with them right now.

You can host the armed goons terrorizing our families, or you can host us.
It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:

They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.

The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
Boycott Hilton Hotels
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
They didn’t say thank you to the white Nazi.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"

Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Not remotely legal. Minnesota needs to arrest these thugs breaking down doors right now, before they start grabbing even more power
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This is one of the guys men like Secretary Shitfaced REALLY respect
Right wingers: I’m a “I hate my wife guy”
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Every one of their accusations is a confession.
ICE is a child sex trafficking ring and liberals should be very loud about how ICE is filled with pedophiles and rapists.
Not only are immigrant kids being sent to a facility known for child sex abuse, it's costing taxpayers $9 million for just 30 of them.

Ching ching

wapo.st/4szpEgv
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Lot of reality accidentally getting aired on Fox this week
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Chubby bunny chubby bunny chubby bunny.

And that guy is a murderer.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Renee Good’s last words were to ICE agent Jonathan Ross: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Then Ross shot Renee three times in the face. As she was dying, his last words to her were: “Fucking bitch.” And JD Vance thought that exchange exonerated ICE. That says it all.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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They hate us for our freedom.
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Also when you born ugly, because your family ugly
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It’s literally the thing Jesus WOULD NOT SHUT UP ABOUT
There are few things the Bible is more clear on than showing care and kindness to migrants. Because Christians were refugees from their homeland. Grateful to every Christian who shows up for the people who need it right now.
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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With the Olympics coming up next month, I'd like to humbly suggest the liberal democratic international claim cultural ownership of it. It's the quintessential cosmopolitan event, literally bringing countries together, & the athletes are nearly all citizens of the world. It's our thing, not theirs.
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Charcuterie With Christ.

From Thomas Kinkade’s lesser-known “Jesus After Dark” collection.
Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom

cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
Civilians in combat zones become combatants in combat zones when you murder their family.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.

Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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it’s really crazy that the 1936 summer olympics is gonna be in LA
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This is where we are.
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
OR WHAT, Nazis?
Minneapolis - Border Patrol stops a protester following them, and tells the car it’s their “first and final warning” to quit.
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Yes!
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Damn. And here Trump thought she could just sign it over to him.
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
How many dollars do we bet his browser history is full of child porn?

He’s an ICE agent and a devout conservative Christian, after all.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.

This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
For instance, how many of its youth pastors have been caught raping kids in the last 10 years?

Two, four, or six?
When they say he’s a “devout Christian” I need to hear specifics about his church and his pastor
rw press is using the fact that the shooter, an immigration officer, is married to a much younger recent Filipino immigrant whom he apparently met in the Phillipines as proof that he is not a racist. that is not what i would determine from that fact pattern. i would FOIA 911 calls at his address.
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
“Don’t make a bad decision today.”

Weird how they all sound like rapists, wait no it isn’t
The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM