Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
And lo and behold, from the Miami Herald about how Rodriguez pulled off her coup and played Trump for a fool.
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
And lo and behold, from the Miami Herald about how Rodriguez pulled off her coup and played Trump for a fool.
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is.
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
I HAVE TAKEN A VERY GOOD CANDID PICTURE OF MY DOG
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I HAVE TAKEN A VERY GOOD CANDID PICTURE OF MY DOG
Does my dog make me look gay? I mean( I am gay, but
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Does my dog make me look gay? I mean( I am gay, but
Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!
CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead.
All these people belong in prison.
All these people belong in prison.
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead.
All these people belong in prison.
All these people belong in prison.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Never has a viler man lived than this one.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Never has a viler man lived than this one.
Why does David Ellison look like the love child of a cartoon buzzard and a prolapsed asshole
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Why does David Ellison look like the love child of a cartoon buzzard and a prolapsed asshole
This entire administration can be described as “ Hitler, but stupid and with more masculine insecurity issues.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This entire administration can be described as “ Hitler, but stupid and with more masculine insecurity issues.”
I didn’t get the first part but my dog enjoyed that scene.
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I didn’t get the first part but my dog enjoyed that scene.
Rewatching “Baby Boom” for the first time in years I’m struck by how many of her decisions are made specifically to protect the child from creepy conservative religious freaks.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Rewatching “Baby Boom” for the first time in years I’m struck by how many of her decisions are made specifically to protect the child from creepy conservative religious freaks.
Nobody is more of a little bitch than Pete Hegseth, but Mike Davis sure is trying.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nobody is more of a little bitch than Pete Hegseth, but Mike Davis sure is trying.
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way
If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh, THESE illegal orders?
Wonder how much of DOJ/FBI is currently at work preparing "The Epstein Files" to Pam Bondi's exact specifications, now that Trump and Mike Johnson "support" their release.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wonder how much of DOJ/FBI is currently at work preparing "The Epstein Files" to Pam Bondi's exact specifications, now that Trump and Mike Johnson "support" their release.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Gonna look like this by the time it's done.
Green grass turns BROWN
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Green grass turns BROWN
So when Jeffrey Epstein the prolific child rapist is saying in emails that somebody is grosser than he is, what does that likely mean the person he’s talking about is?
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So when Jeffrey Epstein the prolific child rapist is saying in emails that somebody is grosser than he is, what does that likely mean the person he’s talking about is?
Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino
Oh golly, another Young Republican leak!
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh golly, another Young Republican leak!
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.
Just found out Russ Vought is ONLY 49.
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
October 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just found out Russ Vought is ONLY 49.
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit.
Good lord.
(cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)
Memphis invasion, day 2
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Memphis invasion, day 2
He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid.
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid.
Trump’s royal ass lickers licked the royal ass. Now prove it to a jury.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trump’s royal ass lickers licked the royal ass. Now prove it to a jury.
Fuck off Kayleigh
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fuck off Kayleigh