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Projectile Wreath
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I'm Stacey Crystals
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It's so cool how logging into any website for work is now a 9 step process that also involves my personal cell phone
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Been walkin’ around the christmas tree for the past hour or so and I haven’t had one center mental feeling.
Not even sure I’d recognize what that is if I did!

Feeling kind of nostalgic though
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the soup of the day is slim jim and dorito soup
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got a $1500 xmas bonus this year. Checked my bank account. Over one third of it was taxed. Fucking ROUGH, dude.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Microsoft
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Beach Boys: "Christmas comes for all of us..."
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is DICE even on bsky? I can't join a game.

Also would like to tell them that the single player campaign is broken in that I can't swap weapons or pick up collectibles or interact with any objects
The Battlefield 6 update literally broke the main menu 🤦🏼‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
son is watching some Minecraft youtuber who is doing some affectation with his voice that makes him sound like the Ice King, and it is very distracting and annoying because he's nowhere near as funny as Ice King
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
tis the season
Mike Hanford - You're a Green One (Grinch diss) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO!!)
YouTube video by Mike Hanford
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Good morning, biscotti morning
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One of those Onion headlines that just pops into my head completely unprompted
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
CHICAGO—Catching unsuspecting sources completely off guard with their remarks, the populace of the city of Chicago, entirely unprompted, announced Monday, “We get the food and then we eat the food unt...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
90 minute Remap Radio this week 😮
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am tired of the Horse game. I don't want to hear about it. "Oh but the broader implications of Steam's policies--"
you could not have picked a less appealing game for this fight. The whole concept of the game is tryhard. "Look how fucked up this is and we're treating it like it's normal, ooooh"
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Meatballs, meatloaf. Ground beef in any shape except loose. Gotta be low fat ground beef.
Burgers are a tossup.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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This isn’t policy it’s a conspiracy to commit rape on a mass scale

The part of the legal profession that finds this horrifying could help by making the other part supporting it, and the lawyers working on it, confident of future jobs, feel like shit for being terrible fucking people. And more than
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Huh! Would you look at that. They figured out how to make food out of old furniture that’s been farted on
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Every year Ken Levine spends $100,000 lobbying the NFL to get rid of helmets for players
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Kroger has announced it is only selling groceries to AI companies
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
screamo cover of Red Ball Market Global theme song
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Saab 900 (1982)
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
inventing a persona that hectors people online for not using the character map to add proper accents and such to foreign words

everybody HATES this guy
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
having a meal of thousands of pistachios
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Time to glove up
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM