Olly
@telareadicculus.bsky.social
Neurodivergent lover of magic, film photography, food, cats, music, anime, and basic human kindness 💜⭕️ powerlifter ✨286/137.5/291.5lbs
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Olly
@telareadicculus.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Taking bets on how defined my arm muscles will be next year
Just realized that the superbowl is on Sunday. Excited to run errands while it's dead everywhere 😌
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just realized that the superbowl is on Sunday. Excited to run errands while it's dead everywhere 😌
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torn between “this is the worst timeline, abolish everyone” and “damn I wanna fuck”
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
torn between “this is the worst timeline, abolish everyone” and “damn I wanna fuck”
Squat! Me failing last week and succeeding this week 😎
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Squat! Me failing last week and succeeding this week 😎
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i would like to gather only the people i love to move to a huuge cul de sac that is somehow in the middle of the woods but also on the coast, where we all have cute tiny houses and small houses and medium houses and our dogs could all play and we would help each other out.
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i would like to gather only the people i love to move to a huuge cul de sac that is somehow in the middle of the woods but also on the coast, where we all have cute tiny houses and small houses and medium houses and our dogs could all play and we would help each other out.
Turns out none of my PRs are on the main lifts, they will be on my current modified lifts. That being said, I know my actuals will go up on my next attempts 🥲
255 SSB squat
128 Pause bench (2 reps)
??? Pause deadlift (find out Friday!)
255 SSB squat
128 Pause bench (2 reps)
??? Pause deadlift (find out Friday!)
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Turns out none of my PRs are on the main lifts, they will be on my current modified lifts. That being said, I know my actuals will go up on my next attempts 🥲
255 SSB squat
128 Pause bench (2 reps)
??? Pause deadlift (find out Friday!)
255 SSB squat
128 Pause bench (2 reps)
??? Pause deadlift (find out Friday!)
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Did this loser just try to make an alt right talking point into a work related argument?
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Did this loser just try to make an alt right talking point into a work related argument?
Best possible conclusion: I looped in a more important person and they said "nah"
I ask someone a simple question at work before I execute something and they said "Just do it"
So should I track them down and kill them or
So should I track them down and kill them or
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Best possible conclusion: I looped in a more important person and they said "nah"
I ask someone a simple question at work before I execute something and they said "Just do it"
So should I track them down and kill them or
So should I track them down and kill them or
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I ask someone a simple question at work before I execute something and they said "Just do it"
So should I track them down and kill them or
So should I track them down and kill them or
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The goin' gets tough from the get-go, go-man-go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker gonna go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Definitely...) (Tell me) (Tell me the truth) (Tell me once again)
Oh brother, not another motherfucker gonna go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Definitely...) (Tell me) (Tell me the truth) (Tell me once again)
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The goin' gets tough from the get-go, go-man-go
Oh brother, not another motherfucker gonna go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Definitely...) (Tell me) (Tell me the truth) (Tell me once again)
Oh brother, not another motherfucker gonna go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Definitely...) (Tell me) (Tell me the truth) (Tell me once again)
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Just realized I have no plan for lunch 😭 tuna melts it is
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Just realized I have no plan for lunch 😭 tuna melts it is
What are department wide meetings for if not to make fun of them with your team
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What are department wide meetings for if not to make fun of them with your team
Wish I could set up a bot within my account to like every ween post. I'm only one person and I need to sleep 😅
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Wish I could set up a bot within my account to like every ween post. I'm only one person and I need to sleep 😅
Got to make you mine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make ya feel so fine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make ya feel so fine
Sexy baby, girl you drive me crazy
My body comes alive
My body comes alive
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Got to make you mine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make ya feel so fine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make ya feel so fine
Self regulation is bullshit, I just want someone to hold me while I cry for no reason
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Self regulation is bullshit, I just want someone to hold me while I cry for no reason
I cried on the way home for no particular reason but hey, at least my watch said I burned over a thousand calories today
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I cried on the way home for no particular reason but hey, at least my watch said I burned over a thousand calories today
We did it (on SSB)!! 255 lbs on the most annoying squat bar I've ever used 💜
Despite feeling vaguely bad all day I did eat well! So now if I fail this lift I will only be able to blame my actual strength 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
We did it (on SSB)!! 255 lbs on the most annoying squat bar I've ever used 💜
I found my missing lucky sock, so that's something
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I found my missing lucky sock, so that's something
Despite feeling vaguely bad all day I did eat well! So now if I fail this lift I will only be able to blame my actual strength 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Despite feeling vaguely bad all day I did eat well! So now if I fail this lift I will only be able to blame my actual strength 🥲
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(Good on th' bun)
Good on th' bun
Good on th' bun
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
(Good on th' bun)
Good on th' bun
Good on th' bun
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Nobody prepares you for the internal struggle of having a single post go viral. Now my brain is upset my YouTube video from 2011 isn't popping off? Be reasonable
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Nobody prepares you for the internal struggle of having a single post go viral. Now my brain is upset my YouTube video from 2011 isn't popping off? Be reasonable