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At the doctor's office Daughter: “Why do they call it a waiting room if you’ve already made an appointment?”
Mom: “Because ’time paradox room’... #Daughter #Mom #Doctor #WaitingRoom #telljoke
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At the doctor's office
Daughter: “Why do they call it a waiting room if you’ve already made an appointment?” Mom: “Because ’time paradox room’ didn’t test well with focus groups.” Daughter: “Can’t they just text when they’re ready?” Mom: “They do. But by then you’re already an hour into a magazine from 2012.”
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December 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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A gentle deer's selfless act transforms a muddy pond into a sacred lotus sanctuary #Cambodia #Compassion #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Deer and the Lotus Pond
A gentle deer's selfless act transforms a muddy pond into a sacred lotus sanctuary
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December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Preacher's Favorite Tree What’s a preacher’s favorite tree? The one that bears good fruit.
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Preacher's Favorite Tree
What’s a preacher’s favorite tree? The one that bears good fruit.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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The inspiring story of Prince Mai An Tiem, who learned the true meaning of self-reliance and inner strength during his exile on a remote island, ultimately discovering the watermelon and reconciling with his father. #Vietnam #Wisdom #FairyTale #FolkTale #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Story of Mai An Tiem
The inspiring story of Prince Mai An Tiem, who learned the true meaning of self-reliance and inner strength during his exile on a remote island, ultimately discovering the watermelon and reconciling with his father.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Quit for arrays Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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Quit for arrays
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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An Onondaga creation story explaining how the Earth was formed on the back of a great turtle #NativeAmerica #Creation #Cooperation #Mythology #Origin #tellstory Follow me for more
The Earth on Turtle's Back
An Onondaga creation story explaining how the Earth was formed on the back of a great turtle
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December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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American's Favorite Holiday What’s an American’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July.
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American's Favorite Holiday
What’s an American’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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The legendary founding of the Kraton of Yogyakarta by Sultan Hamengkubuwono I, establishing a center of Javanese culture and wisdom that endures to this day. #Indonesia #Leadership #Wisdom #Tradition #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Legend of the Kraton of Yogyakarta
The legendary founding of the Kraton of Yogyakarta by Sultan Hamengkubuwono I, establishing a center of Javanese culture and wisdom that endures to this day.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Doctor's To-Do List A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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Doctor's To-Do List
A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A magical drum with the power to unite hearts and heal divisions brings peace to warring villages and teaches the transformative power of music and rhythm. #WestAfrica #Ghana #Art #Cooperation #Community #Mythology #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Magic Drum
A magical drum with the power to unite hearts and heal divisions brings peace to warring villages and teaches the transformative power of music and rhythm.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Lawyer's Greatest Virtue What is a lawyer’s greatest virtue? Their commitment to justice.
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Lawyer's Greatest Virtue
What is a lawyer’s greatest virtue? Their commitment to justice.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion. #Russia #Friendship #Loyalty #Perseverance #Honor #FolkTale #Fantasy #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
The Tale of Tsarevich Ivan, the Firebird, and the Gray Wolf
Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Doctor's To-Do List A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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Doctor's To-Do List
A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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A gentle tale about a mother's grief for her lost child and the importance of letting go so that souls can find peace. #Germany #Mortality #Love #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Shroud
A gentle tale about a mother's grief for her lost child and the importance of letting go so that souls can find peace.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Quit for arrays Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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Quit for arrays
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The heartbreaking and ultimately liberating story of a mother who loses her child and learns the universal nature of death through the Buddha's compassionate teaching. #India #Wisdom #Spiritual #Biography #Tragedy #tellstory Follow me for more
Kisāgotamī and the Mustard Seed
The heartbreaking and ultimately liberating story of a mother who loses her child and learns the universal nature of death through the Buddha's compassionate teaching.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Grandpa's Fashion What’s a grandpa’s idea of high fashion? Suspenders and a plaid shirt.
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Grandpa's Fashion
What’s a grandpa’s idea of high fashion? Suspenders and a plaid shirt.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The ultimate Jātaka tale of Prince Vessantara's perfect generosity, giving away everything including his kingdom, family, and ultimately his children to achieve the perfection of giving. #India #Generosity #Sacrifice #Spiritual #Biography #tellstory Follow me for more
The Vessantara Jātaka
The ultimate Jātaka tale of Prince Vessantara's perfect generosity, giving away everything including his kingdom, family, and ultimately his children to achieve the perfection of giving.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The Divine Arcade Heaven’s arcade featured games that were impossible on Earth, like “4D Pac-Man” and “Reality Bender.” The most popular... #Heaven #Arcade #Games #LifeSimulator #Angels #telljoke
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The Divine Arcade
Heaven’s arcade featured games that were impossible on Earth, like “4D Pac-Man” and “Reality Bender.” The most popular game was “Life Simulator,” where angels could experience what it was like to be mortal for a few moments. The high score board was meaningless since everyone won perfectly, but they kept it around because souls enjoyed writing their names in divine light.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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The legend of how a village's lack of hospitality toward divine visitors created the sacred Lake Batur in Bali. #Indonesia #Hospitality #Transformation #Humility #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Legend of Lake Batur
The legend of how a village's lack of hospitality toward divine visitors created the sacred Lake Batur in Bali.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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American's Greatest Flaw What is an American’s greatest flaw? Their loudness.
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American's Greatest Flaw
What is an American’s greatest flaw? Their loudness.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The legend of seven beautiful sisters who became moons to light the darkness, and their ultimate sacrifice to create our single moon that guides the night sky. #Philippines #Sacrifice #Love #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Legend of the Seven Moons
The legend of seven beautiful sisters who became moons to light the darkness, and their ultimate sacrifice to create our single moon that guides the night sky.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Scientist's Favorite Ice Cream What’s a scientist’s favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip, for the chlorophyll.
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Scientist's Favorite Ice Cream
What’s a scientist’s favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip, for the chlorophyll.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A young weaver discovers an ancient magical carpet that takes her on an adventure above the clouds to save her village #Korea #Courage #Friendship #Adventure #FairyTale #Fantasy #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
The Flying Carpet
A young weaver discovers an ancient magical carpet that takes her on an adventure above the clouds to save her village
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December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The Underworld Auto Shop Hell’s mechanics fixed everything except what was broken and broke everything that was working. Their diagnostic... #Hell #AutoShop #Mechanics #WindowsMe #DiagnosticComputer #telljoke
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The Underworld Auto Shop
Hell’s mechanics fixed everything except what was broken and broke everything that was working. Their diagnostic computer ran on Windows ME, and the waiting room had chairs designed by the same demon responsible for the library and bank seating. Their courtesy shuttle drove exclusively to other auto shops in Hell.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM