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A humble messenger discovers magical sandals that can transport him anywhere, but learns that the greatest journeys are those that help others. #Japan #Humility #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Magic Sandals
A humble messenger discovers magical sandals that can transport him anywhere, but learns that the greatest journeys are those that help others.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Angel's Social Media What’s an angel’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grace.
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Angel's Social Media
What’s an angel’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grace.
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February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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The tragic tale of Meleager, the hero of the Calydonian Boar Hunt, whose life was bound to a burning log and whose fate was sealed by family conflict. #AncientGreece #Family #Courage #Justice #Sacrifice #Mythology #Adventure #Tragedy #Legend #Epic #tellstory Follow me for more
The Myth of Meleager
The tragic tale of Meleager, the hero of the Calydonian Boar Hunt, whose life was bound to a burning log and whose fate was sealed by family conflict.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Neighbour's Wi-Fi Password What’s a neighbour’s Wi-Fi password? “GetYourOwnWiFi.”
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Neighbour's Wi-Fi Password
What’s a neighbour’s Wi-Fi password? “GetYourOwnWiFi.”
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February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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A Russian bylina about Vasily Buslaev, the strong-willed hero of Novgorod whose incredible strength and rebellious spirit led him to challenge authority and tradition in the great merchant city. #Russia #Courage #Epic #tellstory Follow me for more
Vasily Buslaev
A Russian bylina about Vasily Buslaev, the strong-willed hero of Novgorod whose incredible strength and rebellious spirit led him to challenge authority and tradition in the great merchant city.
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February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Angel's Favorite Snack What’s an angel’s favorite snack? Angel-hair pasta.
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Angel's Favorite Snack
What’s an angel’s favorite snack? Angel-hair pasta.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion. #Russia #Friendship #Loyalty #Perseverance #Honor #FolkTale #Fantasy #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
The Tale of Tsarevich Ivan, the Firebird, and the Gray Wolf
Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion.
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February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Alien's Pet What kind of pet does an alien have? A moon-calf.
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Alien's Pet
What kind of pet does an alien have? A moon-calf.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Christopher Columbus's historic 1492 voyage across the Atlantic Ocean that opened the Americas to European exploration and changed world history. #Spain #Italy #Adventure #Discovery #Courage #Perseverance #Consequences #Historical #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
Columbus's First Voyage
Christopher Columbus's historic 1492 voyage across the Atlantic Ocean that opened the Americas to European exploration and changed world history.
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February 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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The ceiling joke The ceiling is not my favorite, but it’s up there.
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The ceiling joke
The ceiling is not my favorite, but it’s up there.
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February 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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A noble stork learns that you are often judged by the company you keep, and that association with wrongdoers can lead to sharing their punishment. #AncientGreece #Justice #Consequences #Fable #ChildrenLiterature #tellstory Follow me for more
The Farmer and the Stork
A noble stork learns that you are often judged by the company you keep, and that association with wrongdoers can lead to sharing their punishment.
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February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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American's Greatest Flaw What is an American’s greatest flaw? Their loudness.
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American's Greatest Flaw
What is an American’s greatest flaw? Their loudness.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion. #Russia #Friendship #Loyalty #Perseverance #Honor #FolkTale #Fantasy #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
The Tale of Tsarevich Ivan, the Firebird, and the Gray Wolf
Prince Ivan embarks on a perilous quest to capture the magical Firebird, aided by a wise gray wolf who becomes his most faithful companion.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Hell's Favorite Restaurant What’s the favorite restaurant in Hell? The one that’s always out of your favorite dish.
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Hell's Favorite Restaurant
What’s the favorite restaurant in Hell? The one that’s always out of your favorite dish.
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February 5, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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A simple tale of a devout maid whose humble prayers and sincere faith lead to unexpected divine blessings and wisdom. #Germany #Humility #Justice #Wisdom #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Maid of Brakel
A simple tale of a devout maid whose humble prayers and sincere faith lead to unexpected divine blessings and wisdom.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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The Hell's Art Class The creative workshop offered courses like “Abstract Accounting” and “Interpretive Excel Spreadsheets.” The... #Hell #ArtClass #AbstractAccounting #Excel #Paintbrushes #telljoke
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The Hell's Art Class
The creative workshop offered courses like “Abstract Accounting” and “Interpretive Excel Spreadsheets.” The paintbrushes were all slightly too big or too small, and the canvas moved away when you tried to paint on it. Their most popular course was “Self Portrait in Bureaucracy,” taught by a demon who’d never seen a mirror.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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The clever adventures of a quick-witted commoner who used his intelligence and luck to become advisor to the Sultan #Malaysia #Cunning #Deception #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
Pak Belalang
The clever adventures of a quick-witted commoner who used his intelligence and luck to become advisor to the Sultan
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February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Banana doctor Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
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Banana doctor
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
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February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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In the Pacific Northwest, two high riggers compete to top a 200-foot Douglas fir faster—but the race becomes a test of courage when the wind picks up. #NativeAmerica #Courage #Perseverance #Humility #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Tree Topping Race
In the Pacific Northwest, two high riggers compete to top a 200-foot Douglas fir faster—but the race becomes a test of courage when the wind picks up.
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February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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European's Greatest Regret What is a European’s greatest regret? The result of the last Eurovision song contest.
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European's Greatest Regret
What is a European’s greatest regret? The result of the last Eurovision song contest.
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February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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A clever fox repeatedly outwits a greedy wolf, teaching that intelligence triumphs over brute strength and that those who never learn from mistakes are doomed to repeat them. #Mongolia #Cunning #Humor #Consequences #Wisdom #Fable #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Fox and the Foolish Wolf
A clever fox repeatedly outwits a greedy wolf, teaching that intelligence triumphs over brute strength and that those who never learn from mistakes are doomed to repeat them.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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At the farmer's market Daughter: “These vegetables aren’t aesthetic enough.”
Dad: “They’re vegetables. They’re supposed to be... #Daughter #Dad #FarmersMarket #Vegetables #FoodBlog #telljoke
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At the farmer's market
Daughter: “These vegetables aren’t aesthetic enough.” Dad: “They’re vegetables. They’re supposed to be eaten.” Daughter: “But will they look good on my food blog?” Dad: “Is that why our fridge is full of untouched, photogenic produce?”
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February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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A boy learns that grasping a nettle boldly is better than touching it timidly. #AncientGreece #Courage #Determination #Effort #Fable #tellstory Follow me for more
The Boy and the Nettles
A boy learns that grasping a nettle boldly is better than touching it timidly.
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February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Angel's Social Media What’s an angel’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grace.
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Angel's Social Media
What’s an angel’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grace.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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A young hunting dog spends autumn searching for a clever fox, finally meeting his quarry through an unexpected Christmas gift. #UnitedStates #Nature #Perseverance #Wisdom #ChildrenLiterature #Fable #tellstory Follow me for more
Roger and the Fox
A young hunting dog spends autumn searching for a clever fox, finally meeting his quarry through an unexpected Christmas gift.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM