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The Crime Scene Rookie processes their first crime scene:
Rookie: “So we dust for fingerprints?”
Detective: “Yes.”
Rookie: “Then... #Police #CrimeScene #Paperwork #Rookie #telljoke
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The Crime Scene
Rookie processes their first crime scene: Rookie: “So we dust for fingerprints?” Detective: “Yes.” Rookie: “Then what?” Detective: “Run them through the database.” Rookie: “Then?” Detective: “Wait for a match.” Rookie: “How long?” Detective: “Could be hours. Could be weeks.” Rookie: “What do we do while waiting?” Detective: “Paperwork.” Rookie: “Then?” Detective: “More paperwork.” Rookie: “And after that?” Detective: “Paperwork about the previous paperwork.” Rookie: “I thought this job would be more exciting.”
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December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A humorous tale of a mischievous Pooka who loves to play tricks on travelers, and how one clever farmer finally outwitted the shapeshifting spirit. #Ireland #Cunning #Respect #Humor #FairyTale #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Pooka's Trick
A humorous tale of a mischievous Pooka who loves to play tricks on travelers, and how one clever farmer finally outwitted the shapeshifting spirit.
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December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Student's Social Media What’s a student’s favorite social media? The one that helps them avoid their homework.
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Student's Social Media
What’s a student’s favorite social media? The one that helps them avoid their homework.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A tale of a magical rose that holds the power to transform lives through love and sacrifice, teaching that true beauty comes from within and that love can overcome any curse. #Germany #Love #Sacrifice #Transformation #Beauty #Redemption #FairyTale #Romance #tellstory Follow me for more
The Rose
A tale of a magical rose that holds the power to transform lives through love and sacrifice, teaching that true beauty comes from within and that love can overcome any curse.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Student's Social Media What’s a student’s favorite social media? The one that helps them avoid their homework.
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Student's Social Media
What’s a student’s favorite social media? The one that helps them avoid their homework.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The Heavenly Statistics Department A statistician angel presents their quarterly report to God.
Statistician: “Lord, our miracle efficiency rates are... #God #Angel #Statistics #Miracles #LostKeys #Epiphanies #telljoke
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The Heavenly Statistics Department
A statistician angel presents their quarterly report to God. Statistician: “Lord, our miracle efficiency rates are showing interesting patterns.” God: “Go on…” Statistician: “We’re seeing a 200% increase in ‘finding lost keys’ miracles, but a decrease in ’life-changing epiphanies.’” God: “Maybe we should make losing keys more of a learning experience?” Statistician: “Shall I redirect some of those requests to the ‘character building’ department?”
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December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A stag who takes shelter in a vine learns the importance of gratitude when his ingratitude leads to his downfall. #AncientGreece #Generosity #Betrayal #Consequences #Fable #tellstory Follow me for more
The Stag and the Vine
A stag who takes shelter in a vine learns the importance of gratitude when his ingratitude leads to his downfall.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Tea Break Scheduling Authority A government department ensures all workplaces maintain proper tea break protocols.
Inspector: “Your 11 AM tea break... #TeaBreak #Scheduling #Authority #Kettle #Biscuit #telljoke
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The Tea Break Scheduling Authority
A government department ensures all workplaces maintain proper tea break protocols. Inspector: “Your 11 AM tea break was seven minutes late yesterday.” Office Manager: “The kettle was slow to boil.” Inspector: “That’s what backup kettles are for. What about digestive biscuit allocation?” Office Manager: “We ran out on Wednesday.” Inspector: “This is a serious violation of the Tea Break Standards Act 2019.” Office Manager: “What’s the penalty?” Inspector: “Mandatory coffee breaks for a week.”
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December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
An elderly couple's discovery of a giant peach floating down the river brings unexpected joy and teaches their village about the power of sharing and gratitude. #Japan #Kindness #Community #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Giant Peach
An elderly couple's discovery of a giant peach floating down the river brings unexpected joy and teaches their village about the power of sharing and gratitude.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The ceiling joke The ceiling is not my favorite, but it’s up there.
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The ceiling joke
The ceiling is not my favorite, but it’s up there.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
A blind harpist's extraordinary musical gift teaches a kingdom that true vision comes from the heart, not the eyes #Egypt #Perseverance #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Tale of the Blind Harpist
A blind harpist's extraordinary musical gift teaches a kingdom that true vision comes from the heart, not the eyes
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Asian's Favorite TV Show What’s an Asian’s favorite TV show? Any K-drama.
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Asian's Favorite TV Show
What’s an Asian’s favorite TV show? Any K-drama.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Quranic tale of the wise Luqmān who imparted profound moral and spiritual guidance to his beloved son through timeless teachings about faith, ethics, and righteous living. #MiddleEast #Wisdom #Ethics #Guidance #Family #Spiritual #tellstory Follow me for more
Luqmān's Counsel to His Son
The Quranic tale of the wise Luqmān who imparted profound moral and spiritual guidance to his beloved son through timeless teachings about faith, ethics, and righteous living.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
At the farmer's market Daughter: “These vegetables aren’t aesthetic enough.”
Dad: “They’re vegetables. They’re supposed to be... #Daughter #Dad #FarmersMarket #Vegetables #FoodBlog #telljoke
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At the farmer's market
Daughter: “These vegetables aren’t aesthetic enough.” Dad: “They’re vegetables. They’re supposed to be eaten.” Daughter: “But will they look good on my food blog?” Dad: “Is that why our fridge is full of untouched, photogenic produce?”
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
At the doctor's office Daughter: “Why do they call it a waiting room if you’ve already made an appointment?”
Mom: “Because ’time paradox room’... #Daughter #Mom #Doctor #WaitingRoom #telljoke
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At the doctor's office
Daughter: “Why do they call it a waiting room if you’ve already made an appointment?” Mom: “Because ’time paradox room’ didn’t test well with focus groups.” Daughter: “Can’t they just text when they’re ready?” Mom: “They do. But by then you’re already an hour into a magazine from 2012.”
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December 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A gentle deer's selfless act transforms a muddy pond into a sacred lotus sanctuary #Cambodia #Compassion #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Deer and the Lotus Pond
A gentle deer's selfless act transforms a muddy pond into a sacred lotus sanctuary
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December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Preacher's Favorite Tree What’s a preacher’s favorite tree? The one that bears good fruit.
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Preacher's Favorite Tree
What’s a preacher’s favorite tree? The one that bears good fruit.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The inspiring story of Prince Mai An Tiem, who learned the true meaning of self-reliance and inner strength during his exile on a remote island, ultimately discovering the watermelon and reconciling with his father. #Vietnam #Wisdom #FairyTale #FolkTale #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Story of Mai An Tiem
The inspiring story of Prince Mai An Tiem, who learned the true meaning of self-reliance and inner strength during his exile on a remote island, ultimately discovering the watermelon and reconciling with his father.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Quit for arrays Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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Quit for arrays
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
An Onondaga creation story explaining how the Earth was formed on the back of a great turtle #NativeAmerica #Creation #Cooperation #Mythology #Origin #tellstory Follow me for more
The Earth on Turtle's Back
An Onondaga creation story explaining how the Earth was formed on the back of a great turtle
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December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
American's Favorite Holiday What’s an American’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July.
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American's Favorite Holiday
What’s an American’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The legendary founding of the Kraton of Yogyakarta by Sultan Hamengkubuwono I, establishing a center of Javanese culture and wisdom that endures to this day. #Indonesia #Leadership #Wisdom #Tradition #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
The Legend of the Kraton of Yogyakarta
The legendary founding of the Kraton of Yogyakarta by Sultan Hamengkubuwono I, establishing a center of Javanese culture and wisdom that endures to this day.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Doctor's To-Do List A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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Doctor's To-Do List
A doctor’s to-do list: 1. See patients. 2. Save lives. 3. Repeat.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A magical drum with the power to unite hearts and heal divisions brings peace to warring villages and teaches the transformative power of music and rhythm. #WestAfrica #Ghana #Art #Cooperation #Community #Mythology #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
The Magic Drum
A magical drum with the power to unite hearts and heal divisions brings peace to warring villages and teaches the transformative power of music and rhythm.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lawyer's Greatest Virtue What is a lawyer’s greatest virtue? Their commitment to justice.
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Lawyer's Greatest Virtue
What is a lawyer’s greatest virtue? Their commitment to justice.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM