Krampleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Pinned
Things might seem bad, but they are also very stupid.
No matter what happens for some of you tomorrow, go back to this. It's the touchstone that will recenter you. Uncle Ed stats spouting bullshit conspiracies? You can come back to this. Grandma shares somethings from Fox News? Come back to this.
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus And Lucy
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November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No matter what happens for some of you tomorrow, go back to this. It's the touchstone that will recenter you. Uncle Ed stats spouting bullshit conspiracies? You can come back to this. Grandma shares somethings from Fox News? Come back to this.
Also, I hit 1.7k and want to drive that number down, so I'll do an AMA (not going to do another NGL for now, because the app sucks all of the dicks with its push-notifications).
I'm thinking about doing an AMA/NGL when I hit 1.7lk followers.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Also, I hit 1.7k and want to drive that number down, so I'll do an AMA (not going to do another NGL for now, because the app sucks all of the dicks with its push-notifications).
Thanksgiving 2010:
A couple of weeks after I met my future-wife for the first time, I spent Thanksgiving Eve at Scarlett's in Hollywood, FL with the boys from the helo-shop. We'd been texting back and forth for a couple of weeks and I was getting 6'2" tall, Russian-Amazon titties shook in my face.
A couple of weeks after I met my future-wife for the first time, I spent Thanksgiving Eve at Scarlett's in Hollywood, FL with the boys from the helo-shop. We'd been texting back and forth for a couple of weeks and I was getting 6'2" tall, Russian-Amazon titties shook in my face.
Happy Second Busiest Strip Club Day of the Year to all who celebrate!
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thanksgiving 2010:
A couple of weeks after I met my future-wife for the first time, I spent Thanksgiving Eve at Scarlett's in Hollywood, FL with the boys from the helo-shop. We'd been texting back and forth for a couple of weeks and I was getting 6'2" tall, Russian-Amazon titties shook in my face.
A couple of weeks after I met my future-wife for the first time, I spent Thanksgiving Eve at Scarlett's in Hollywood, FL with the boys from the helo-shop. We'd been texting back and forth for a couple of weeks and I was getting 6'2" tall, Russian-Amazon titties shook in my face.
The 7-Day mute is a wondrous thing.
I don't need to have an opinion or see opinions before then.
I don't need to have an opinion or see opinions before then.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 7-Day mute is a wondrous thing.
I don't need to have an opinion or see opinions before then.
I don't need to have an opinion or see opinions before then.
Americans: *exist*
Europeans:
Europeans:
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
ALT: a man says it became personal with me in a close up
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Americans: *exist*
Europeans:
Europeans:
I did nothing to deserve Tankie-discourse finding its way to my Skyline.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I did nothing to deserve Tankie-discourse finding its way to my Skyline.
Happy Second Busiest Strip Club Day of the Year to all who celebrate!
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy Second Busiest Strip Club Day of the Year to all who celebrate!
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
Also the Second Most Likely Day to Hook Up With an Ex Back Home and Ruin Your Marriage!
So much love in the air... 🥰
I'm thinking about doing an AMA/NGL when I hit 1.7lk followers.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm thinking about doing an AMA/NGL when I hit 1.7lk followers.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
Only because I want to decrease that number as much as possible.
Inoculating yourself against Poster's Madness is a personal-responsibility.
I don't know that there is a better version of "Carol of the Bells" than Savatage's (they did Trans-Siberian Orchestra as a side-project that became bigger than the original band).
And the whole "Dead Winter Dead" album was just revolutionary when it came out.
Prog-rock in the 90's...
And the whole "Dead Winter Dead" album was just revolutionary when it came out.
Prog-rock in the 90's...
Savatage - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12-24 (HQ)
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November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't know that there is a better version of "Carol of the Bells" than Savatage's (they did Trans-Siberian Orchestra as a side-project that became bigger than the original band).
And the whole "Dead Winter Dead" album was just revolutionary when it came out.
Prog-rock in the 90's...
And the whole "Dead Winter Dead" album was just revolutionary when it came out.
Prog-rock in the 90's...
Ol' Lady Peck cancelled our dinner-reservations for Thanksgiving because of a potential snow-storm... so she's making turkey and sides from home for the next three days, for the first time in 10 years.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ol' Lady Peck cancelled our dinner-reservations for Thanksgiving because of a potential snow-storm... so she's making turkey and sides from home for the next three days, for the first time in 10 years.
Dudes rock.
Reprising my salt crusted prime rib and introduced my infant daughter to the concept of butter brining early.
It’s an important lesson and I hope it sticks.
It’s an important lesson and I hope it sticks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dudes rock.
"MOM! The Leftie-Resister Crew is smoking Hopium and imagining things that fundamentally cannot happen, again!"
a man in a black sweater is laying on a couch with his eyes closed and crying .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is laying on a couch with his eyes closed and crying .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"MOM! The Leftie-Resister Crew is smoking Hopium and imagining things that fundamentally cannot happen, again!"
Oh, I see there's Star Wars talk...
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh, I see there's Star Wars talk...
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
Whoever invents tights that don't sag in the crotch after a couple of hours will be a bazillionaire.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Whoever invents tights that don't sag in the crotch after a couple of hours will be a bazillionaire.
I saw two different senior citizens lock-up in the grocery store parking lot, before wandering looking for their car (the one they were next to when they locked up).
We really need to institute cognitive tests for a driver's license.
We really need to institute cognitive tests for a driver's license.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I saw two different senior citizens lock-up in the grocery store parking lot, before wandering looking for their car (the one they were next to when they locked up).
We really need to institute cognitive tests for a driver's license.
We really need to institute cognitive tests for a driver's license.
I woke up grumpy and that's about to be everyone else's problem.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I woke up grumpy and that's about to be everyone else's problem.
I say this pertaining to recent DMs, but I want you to know that no one other than me knows my DMs.
Be a ho. Be a slut. Be whatever or whomever you want to be.
No one can stop you.
Honestly, most people don't even care.
You can just be yourself and you'll feel better. Other people won't. Fuck 'em.
Be a ho. Be a slut. Be whatever or whomever you want to be.
No one can stop you.
Honestly, most people don't even care.
You can just be yourself and you'll feel better. Other people won't. Fuck 'em.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I say this pertaining to recent DMs, but I want you to know that no one other than me knows my DMs.
Be a ho. Be a slut. Be whatever or whomever you want to be.
No one can stop you.
Honestly, most people don't even care.
You can just be yourself and you'll feel better. Other people won't. Fuck 'em.
Be a ho. Be a slut. Be whatever or whomever you want to be.
No one can stop you.
Honestly, most people don't even care.
You can just be yourself and you'll feel better. Other people won't. Fuck 'em.
I was the only one there but for the cops (who aren't real people).
Such a waste.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
Such a waste.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
Ol' Lady Peck dipped into some of my beers and I may have to tart myself up and do a beer-run. Man, if there's one thing I hate, it's being a slut for the cornerstore.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was the only one there but for the cops (who aren't real people).
Such a waste.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
Such a waste.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
Ol' Lady Peck dipped into some of my beers and I may have to tart myself up and do a beer-run. Man, if there's one thing I hate, it's being a slut for the cornerstore.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ol' Lady Peck dipped into some of my beers and I may have to tart myself up and do a beer-run. Man, if there's one thing I hate, it's being a slut for the cornerstore.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
More relevant than ever... From 39 years ago.
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
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November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
More relevant than ever... From 39 years ago.
Pre-GWOT awards etiquette was a Byzantine-labyrinth of unwritten rules that everyone broke and everyone went to "Thunderdome" for.
I rocked a Unit Comm, E-Ribbon, and boot-camp sharpshooter for nearly a year. When I got a Sea-Service and didn't drop the pistol ribbon immediately after the muster...
I rocked a Unit Comm, E-Ribbon, and boot-camp sharpshooter for nearly a year. When I got a Sea-Service and didn't drop the pistol ribbon immediately after the muster...
I joined the Coast Guard in '98 and "up-to-6-of-your-choosing" was the norm. The nuggets did "Top 3" just to drop the boot-camp Marksman-ribbon.
Once you had at least three personal awards, you moved to "up-to-6-of-your-choosing" and didn't look back. Rite-of-passage stuff.
Once you had at least three personal awards, you moved to "up-to-6-of-your-choosing" and didn't look back. Rite-of-passage stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Pre-GWOT awards etiquette was a Byzantine-labyrinth of unwritten rules that everyone broke and everyone went to "Thunderdome" for.
I rocked a Unit Comm, E-Ribbon, and boot-camp sharpshooter for nearly a year. When I got a Sea-Service and didn't drop the pistol ribbon immediately after the muster...
I rocked a Unit Comm, E-Ribbon, and boot-camp sharpshooter for nearly a year. When I got a Sea-Service and didn't drop the pistol ribbon immediately after the muster...
*Ol' Lady Peck buys something on Amazon that doesn't fit*
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
*Ol' Lady Peck buys something on Amazon that doesn't fit*
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
The thing that a lot of kids don't understand about the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," is that the "Dad" is a cuckold and Santa is Mommy's sidepiece.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The thing that a lot of kids don't understand about the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," is that the "Dad" is a cuckold and Santa is Mommy's sidepiece.
Picked up a drill-press adapter for my cordless, so I'm pretty much unstoppable now.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Picked up a drill-press adapter for my cordless, so I'm pretty much unstoppable now.