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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️

@templetonpeck.bsky.social

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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it. All opinions are my own unless I steal them.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Dumb Motherfuckers' Day to all of the dumb motherfuckers out there dumb-motherfuckering!

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 2h

She's awful. They've got some prune-faced, old-ladies running the cornerstore these days, and I hope that it's just temporary. The neighborhood is turning around and these people don't even live here.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 2h

We've got a new manager working the graveyard shift, whom I blame for the lack for femboy/dickgirls at the cornerstore lately.

She'll interrupt her selling edibles to non-customers to turn away anyone she doesn't like if she can't scan their ID. Guess who she doesn't like?

#TalesFromTheGasStation

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 3h

This book seems right up my alley.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 3h

🤔

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 7h

The Big Ten is a mess! 😂

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 8h

Good looking birds, gov.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 10h

Also, don't think I'm not keeping an eye on who stops talking about this once they got theirs.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 10h

I had better not see any Coasties sucking this man's dick and showing up for the Thanksgiving Golf Photo-Op at his country club. DHS has alllllll that ICE money.amd they can't shake any out of the couch?

Thom Weaver @thomweaver24.bsky.social · 12h

That sound you just heard is Johnson and Thune loudly shitting themselves. He just completely eliminated their leverage

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12h

Trump says he’s ordered Hegseth to pay the troops during the government shutdown.

“We have identified funds to do this, and Secretary Hegseth will use them to PAY OUR TROOPS.”

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 10h

The Coast Guard about to get fucked again! 😂

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 11h

They did this to the Coast Guard in 2019 and a bunch of Coasties jumped ship to Navy Fed. It'll be interesting see what happens on a much broader scale with DOD.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah, we only have to look way, way, way back to *checks notes* 2019 when the Coast Guard didn't get paid for six weeks and Commanders had to sit everyone down and beg them to come back to work, because a whoollllllllle lot of dudes just dropped leave and found part time work.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah, it's the start of pheasant season there.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 14h

I'm going to save this one for the comments that I know are coming.

Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 14h

Bird down.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 14h

By that time, I also had DRMO privileges at Coast Guard Island, so I could pick through the surplus before it went to auction.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 14h

I steered clear of that one because of the Confed and Gadsden flags. I mostly went to the one back in Modesto where I grew up. There was also a decent one in West Oakland, but they did police stuff too, so the surplus selection was smaller.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 14h

I drove by it several times, but never stopped. I used to go to the barber shop right by the pier and one of the last Alcatraz cons (bank robbery) was the barber there. He warned me off from the place.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16h

Growing up in California, this was the time of year the teenagers would go to the A/N store for cheap coats and boots; and I always got a free dimebag in the pocket because the owner served in 'Nam with Uncle Bill.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 16h

Also, I kind of miss the days of the A/N stores being run by Vietnam vets selling decent camping gear who would talk about UFOs and shit, instead of the Threeper-cosplayers that resale MOLLE backpacks and MREs, talking about the Rapture and civil war, that run them now.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 17h

Gen II ECWCS was really something [derogatory].

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h

Today is the day that I finally put my slutty Summer clothes away and get my slutty Winter clothes down from the closet.

It was far too short this year.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 18h

H2brOs mad.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1d

He's so fucking proud of himself.

A Boston Terrier looks at the camera after clearing the office out with a stank-ass fart. There is a fan in the background and the "old dog", a lab-mutt is sniffing the effluvia to see if it's safe to enter. It is not.

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1d

BRB, pouring some a milk and Clorox into my eyes because someone on the internet said that it neutralizes teargas.

Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1d

I don't understand how a dog so small can absolutely gas out a room with just one fart. And he's at a very, very low ground-level. How is he unbothered while I, a normally-sized person, feel like I just got teargassed?

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Templedoom Peck 🎃🧛‍♂️ @templetonpeck.bsky.social · 1d

65+ Year Old with a dog/cat pfp: