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Elisabeth
@temptedeli.bsky.social
I run on coffee, cold weather, and dark humor. The coffee is non-negotiable. Reading quiets my overworked brain.

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https://temptedeli.substack.com/
"Come a little closer,
so I can feel you the way I feel my heartbeat." - Sagarnil #sundaysentence
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Let my brother stay at the little house.
First act upon arrival: break the key.
A talent, truly.
a cartoon gorilla says i 'm gonna kill him !!!
ALT: a cartoon gorilla says i 'm gonna kill him !!!
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January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Invite me over and greet me with champagne. That’s it. That’s the bar.

Didn't she look amazing last night?
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Finding a poetry book you’re excited about, only to realize it isn’t available in ebook format. I get the reasoning, truly, but what about the rest of us who don’t do physical copies?
a cartoon drawing of a cloud with tears coming out of it 's eyes
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December 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Chocolate, snacks, and booze... If this isn’t peak Saturday-night-after-Christmas behavior, I don’t know what is.
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🤍(+)
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Crunchmas Day 12 🎄

My "pair" was @chantra-fireborne.bsky.social, and although she kinda went missing, i will still share this for her. As i have told you before, it seems to me you're a really strong woman, who deserves sweetness but also some fun! Merry Crunchmas! 🤍
soundgasm.net/u/Lustful_Cr...
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December 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Day 12 🎄
Secret Santa day.
Exchange audios, share why you picked them, and enjoy the last little moment of Crunchmas together. 🎁 🤍
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Crunchmas day 11 🎄

I see we’re all feeling mysteriously shy today… it’s fine, I’ll go first. Someone clearly has to lead the chickens!!😘

If you don't know what audio inspired it... you have not been paying attention to the last few days. Naughty you! Feel free to save. 🤍

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December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Day 11 of Crunchmas 🎄

Today’s prompt is creative freedom.
Take inspiration from your favourite audio and turn it into something:
a bsky post, a poem, a doodle, a message, an audio of your own?... something that feels right. Don't forget to share the audio that inspired you! 🤍🎁
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Day 10 of Crunchmas 🎄
Another little puzzle day!
All your favourite words are hiding in this crossword.
Solve it, share your progress, and see which ones jump out at you first. 🤍 (find the puzzle below, because this one is very simple, solutions will be posted earlier, maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Crunchmas Day 9 ❄

Sometime in early spring, we had some pretty bad storms here. To say I lived in this audio during the evenings is an understatement. It’s just sweet, and all the sounds are spot on.

www.patreon.com/posts/100807...
[M4F] Filling you with cum will distract you from the storm, right? [Gentle Mdom] [Friends to lovers] [Slow burn] [Comforting] [Stereo] [Confession] [Romantic] [Kissing] [Thigh grinding] [Reassuring] ...
Get more from CrunchyVA on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#sundaysentence
I'll let you into my heart,
But wipe your feet at the door. - Atticus
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Day 9 of Crunchmas 🎄

Today’s prompt is a cosy one.
Share the audio you reach for on a cold December night, the one that feels comforting, familiar, or perfectly seasonal.
Whether it helps you unwind, drift off, or just feel a little warmer, let us know why it’s your go-to. ❄
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Crunchmas Day 8 - doodle. 🎁

I have a busy day ahead of me so, you can admire my work earlier, I mean picasso who?? 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Day 8 of Crunchmas 🎄
Make a tiny doodle (under a minute!) of something that reminds you of him, a habit, a moment, a vibe you find cute.
Share it publicly and let us see your festive creativity. ☃️🤍
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Day 7 of Crunchmas 🎄
Today’s prompt is another little puzzle moment.
Twenty of his most-used expressions are hiding, help Santa find them all. 🎅
Have fun, and share when you’re done.
I'm yet again on elf referee duties, so if you have questions please ask. Find the puzzle below! 🤍
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Day 6 🎄
Today we’re spreading cheer with puns.
Leave festive, cheeky comments on his content.
Keep it light, warm, and fun, and remember to keep it on bsky and/or Patreon. 🤍
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
For my own convenience (and sanity), I’ll be making my audio sharing a thread.

Crunchmas Day 5 🎄 Audio Sharing

First order of business: a formal declaration of adoration and many thanks to Labrini for posting the prompt while I was off on aunt duties. Truly heroic behaviour. 🤍 (+)
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My sister: Eli, help! Mom's present is stuck in customs!
Me: Send me the info.
She: I don’t have it.
Me: 👀…FML.
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December 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Day 4 of Crunchmas 🎄
Spread a little cheer.

Leave a comment for a fellow listener(s) that you know they’ll hear in his voice.
Soft, teasing, unhinged maybe?
Highly, highly encourage you to play with as many as you can! 🤍
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was going to wait until tomorrow morning, but most of you cracked it already… so ta-dah! 🙃
Not too tricky, was it?

Thank you all for playing, and feel free to share your thoughts! 🤍
Extra thanks to Labrini for making the other one so I could play too. 😘🫂
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Elisabeth
Day 3 of Crunchmas 🎄
A little extra today, because our sweet Eli absolutely deserves to join in. A small riddle~
Everyone is welcome and encouraged to give it a try!
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM