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Elisabeth
@temptedeli.bsky.social
I run on coffee, cold weather, and dark humor. The coffee is non-negotiable. Reading quiets my overworked brain.

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https://temptedeli.substack.com/
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Invite me over and greet me with champagne. That’s it. That’s the bar.

Didn't she look amazing last night?
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Finding a poetry book you’re excited about, only to realize it isn’t available in ebook format. I get the reasoning, truly, but what about the rest of us who don’t do physical copies?
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December 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Chocolate, snacks, and booze... If this isn’t peak Saturday-night-after-Christmas behavior, I don’t know what is.
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🤍(+)
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Crunchmas Day 12 🎄

My "pair" was @chantra-fireborne.bsky.social, and although she kinda went missing, i will still share this for her. As i have told you before, it seems to me you're a really strong woman, who deserves sweetness but also some fun! Merry Crunchmas! 🤍
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December 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Day 12 🎄
Secret Santa day.
Exchange audios, share why you picked them, and enjoy the last little moment of Crunchmas together. 🎁 🤍
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Crunchmas day 11 🎄

I see we’re all feeling mysteriously shy today… it’s fine, I’ll go first. Someone clearly has to lead the chickens!!😘

If you don't know what audio inspired it... you have not been paying attention to the last few days. Naughty you! Feel free to save. 🤍

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December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Day 11 of Crunchmas 🎄

Today’s prompt is creative freedom.
Take inspiration from your favourite audio and turn it into something:
a bsky post, a poem, a doodle, a message, an audio of your own?... something that feels right. Don't forget to share the audio that inspired you! 🤍🎁
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Day 10 of Crunchmas 🎄
Another little puzzle day!
All your favourite words are hiding in this crossword.
Solve it, share your progress, and see which ones jump out at you first. 🤍 (find the puzzle below, because this one is very simple, solutions will be posted earlier, maybe)
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Crunchmas Day 9 ❄

Sometime in early spring, we had some pretty bad storms here. To say I lived in this audio during the evenings is an understatement. It’s just sweet, and all the sounds are spot on.

www.patreon.com/posts/100807...
[M4F] Filling you with cum will distract you from the storm, right? [Gentle Mdom] [Friends to lovers] [Slow burn] [Comforting] [Stereo] [Confession] [Romantic] [Kissing] [Thigh grinding] [Reassuring] ...
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December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#sundaysentence
I'll let you into my heart,
But wipe your feet at the door. - Atticus
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Day 9 of Crunchmas 🎄

Today’s prompt is a cosy one.
Share the audio you reach for on a cold December night, the one that feels comforting, familiar, or perfectly seasonal.
Whether it helps you unwind, drift off, or just feel a little warmer, let us know why it’s your go-to. ❄
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Crunchmas Day 8 - doodle. 🎁

I have a busy day ahead of me so, you can admire my work earlier, I mean picasso who?? 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Day 8 of Crunchmas 🎄
Make a tiny doodle (under a minute!) of something that reminds you of him, a habit, a moment, a vibe you find cute.
Share it publicly and let us see your festive creativity. ☃️🤍
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Day 7 of Crunchmas 🎄
Today’s prompt is another little puzzle moment.
Twenty of his most-used expressions are hiding, help Santa find them all. 🎅
Have fun, and share when you’re done.
I'm yet again on elf referee duties, so if you have questions please ask. Find the puzzle below! 🤍
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Day 6 🎄
Today we’re spreading cheer with puns.
Leave festive, cheeky comments on his content.
Keep it light, warm, and fun, and remember to keep it on bsky and/or Patreon. 🤍
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
For my own convenience (and sanity), I’ll be making my audio sharing a thread.

Crunchmas Day 5 🎄 Audio Sharing

First order of business: a formal declaration of adoration and many thanks to Labrini for posting the prompt while I was off on aunt duties. Truly heroic behaviour. 🤍 (+)
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My sister: Eli, help! Mom's present is stuck in customs!
Me: Send me the info.
She: I don’t have it.
Me: 👀…FML.
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December 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Day 4 of Crunchmas 🎄
Spread a little cheer.

Leave a comment for a fellow listener(s) that you know they’ll hear in his voice.
Soft, teasing, unhinged maybe?
Highly, highly encourage you to play with as many as you can! 🤍
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was going to wait until tomorrow morning, but most of you cracked it already… so ta-dah! 🙃
Not too tricky, was it?

Thank you all for playing, and feel free to share your thoughts! 🤍
Extra thanks to Labrini for making the other one so I could play too. 😘🫂
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Elisabeth
Day 3 of Crunchmas 🎄
A little extra today, because our sweet Eli absolutely deserves to join in. A small riddle~
Everyone is welcome and encouraged to give it a try!
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Day 3 of Crunchmas 🎄
Today’s prompt is a cryptogram.
One clue only: it was once shared on here.
Soft words, small kisses, drifting off… good luck. If you guys want to team up for this one, feel free to do it. It might require a little patience. 😁🤍

(check bellow!)
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
#sundaysentence "If I'm too much, then go find less" - t-shirt i should have bought.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM