Elisabeth
@temptedeli.bsky.social
I run on coffee, cold weather, and dark humor. The coffee is non-negotiable. Reading quiets my overworked brain.
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Sparkling rosé. Indeed divine! 😏
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sparkling rosé. Indeed divine! 😏
Jack often times doesn't seem like a cat. He is too quiet! Im convinced he has the sould of a dog. 😅
I had a blast yesterday! 🤍
The sun was just coming up when i got to the train station, it was the perfect time.
I had a blast yesterday! 🤍
The sun was just coming up when i got to the train station, it was the perfect time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Jack often times doesn't seem like a cat. He is too quiet! Im convinced he has the sould of a dog. 😅
I had a blast yesterday! 🤍
The sun was just coming up when i got to the train station, it was the perfect time.
I had a blast yesterday! 🤍
The sun was just coming up when i got to the train station, it was the perfect time.
No no no, don't get up! I'm... coming? 🤍
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November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
No no no, don't get up! I'm... coming? 🤍
🤣🤣
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November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🤣🤣
Oh no, very much the contrary. It's great fun! 😁
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh no, very much the contrary. It's great fun! 😁
That's not sappy! 🤍
It makes sense. I'll be attracted to someone's mind much quicker than their body. Especially when it's someone completely different from me.
Let me see into that brain, please? Why do you like your coffee black? That song is awful, what makes you like it so much?! Let me in!
It makes sense. I'll be attracted to someone's mind much quicker than their body. Especially when it's someone completely different from me.
Let me see into that brain, please? Why do you like your coffee black? That song is awful, what makes you like it so much?! Let me in!
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That's not sappy! 🤍
It makes sense. I'll be attracted to someone's mind much quicker than their body. Especially when it's someone completely different from me.
Let me see into that brain, please? Why do you like your coffee black? That song is awful, what makes you like it so much?! Let me in!
It makes sense. I'll be attracted to someone's mind much quicker than their body. Especially when it's someone completely different from me.
Let me see into that brain, please? Why do you like your coffee black? That song is awful, what makes you like it so much?! Let me in!
do it. you know you want to.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
do it. you know you want to.
at least tell me it's pineapple juice? (love the tumbler!)
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November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
at least tell me it's pineapple juice? (love the tumbler!)
nah nah nah, i'm losing all the fun!!
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November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
nah nah nah, i'm losing all the fun!!
read something to us?
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November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
read something to us?
what did you guys have for lunch??? i want some!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
what did you guys have for lunch??? i want some!!!
please! do all of that, please! it's a war zone in here! i need distractions, even in red!! 😜
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
please! do all of that, please! it's a war zone in here! i need distractions, even in red!! 😜
i really need it! 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i really need it! 🤣
I’d laugh, but I’m too distracted finding it cute that you thought I’d ever let you walk out without getting a little undone first. 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’d laugh, but I’m too distracted finding it cute that you thought I’d ever let you walk out without getting a little undone first. 🙃
