Tero Kuittinen
@teroterotero.bsky.social
Connecticut Finn in Manhattan - regulatory marketplaces, Nordic Tech Nights in NYC, AI startups, ethical cosmetics. Jyväskyläläislähtöinen!
I was trying to explain to this Finnish reporter how a leading American political journalist helped a Presidential candidate she was having sex with avoid a scandal regarding eating a bear carcass. Or at least nibbling. The bear, not the candidate. Or who knows
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was trying to explain to this Finnish reporter how a leading American political journalist helped a Presidential candidate she was having sex with avoid a scandal regarding eating a bear carcass. Or at least nibbling. The bear, not the candidate. Or who knows
WHY are all these people moving to Seinäjoki? It’s not a city. I don’t know what it is. “Welcome to Derry” type place. What is going on
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
WHY are all these people moving to Seinäjoki? It’s not a city. I don’t know what it is. “Welcome to Derry” type place. What is going on
Wärtsilä, Neste and Nokia are now AI companies outperforming Facebook and Amazon, even though these American rivals spend hundreds of Billions on CAPEX. I will not be elaborating.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wärtsilä, Neste and Nokia are now AI companies outperforming Facebook and Amazon, even though these American rivals spend hundreds of Billions on CAPEX. I will not be elaborating.
It’s hard to describe how Nordic people would react if their leaders would start gluing Louis XIIV style gilded pieces of plastic on walls. We need to see our leaders eating boiled potatoes on a wooden table.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It’s hard to describe how Nordic people would react if their leaders would start gluing Louis XIIV style gilded pieces of plastic on walls. We need to see our leaders eating boiled potatoes on a wooden table.
Read this Paramount slate slowly. The same studio did Godfather 2, Chinatown and The Conversation in 1974.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Read this Paramount slate slowly. The same studio did Godfather 2, Chinatown and The Conversation in 1974.
My tiny Connecticut town in turmoil - young woman poisoned husband with antifreeze in wine. And googled it beforehand. Our Nextdoor is usually about eagles snatching poodles & coyotes going after cats.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My tiny Connecticut town in turmoil - young woman poisoned husband with antifreeze in wine. And googled it beforehand. Our Nextdoor is usually about eagles snatching poodles & coyotes going after cats.
“Sisu: Road to Revenge” gets 96% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. American critics rate it higher than Oscar front-runners “Bugonia” or “One Battle After Another”. It’s miles ahead of sad indie snore “Hamnet”.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Sisu: Road to Revenge” gets 96% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. American critics rate it higher than Oscar front-runners “Bugonia” or “One Battle After Another”. It’s miles ahead of sad indie snore “Hamnet”.
Everyone is talking about Meadow Lane, which is an Erewhon knock-off that just opened in Tribeca. $20 chicken nuggets that are raw & models hired as “security guards”. Five item limit. It’s like a hate buy place for Columbia graduates. Seems like a trauma response to this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Everyone is talking about Meadow Lane, which is an Erewhon knock-off that just opened in Tribeca. $20 chicken nuggets that are raw & models hired as “security guards”. Five item limit. It’s like a hate buy place for Columbia graduates. Seems like a trauma response to this year.
As layoffs accelerate into spring, it’s genuinely funny that Trump picked Sacks as his AI czar. Election year and the face of AI is this elitist, sneering billionaire demanding government money for tech companies as unemployment soars to 8% and college grads default by millions
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As layoffs accelerate into spring, it’s genuinely funny that Trump picked Sacks as his AI czar. Election year and the face of AI is this elitist, sneering billionaire demanding government money for tech companies as unemployment soars to 8% and college grads default by millions
We might get bit of a Butlerian Jihad? Maybe by the end of 2026 when the true scale of corporate layoffs really sinks in.
*HP INC. PLANS 4,000-6,000 JOB CUTS BY END OF FISCAL 2028
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We might get bit of a Butlerian Jihad? Maybe by the end of 2026 when the true scale of corporate layoffs really sinks in.
Manhattan feels noir tonight. All the European expats are talking about how Putin has captured Washington. But Americans are evasive. They’re cagey. John LeCarre sort of ambience.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Manhattan feels noir tonight. All the European expats are talking about how Putin has captured Washington. But Americans are evasive. They’re cagey. John LeCarre sort of ambience.
Ridiculous. If Europeans must deal with Putin patsies like Witkoff, Rubio can bloody well deal with a sassy Estonian blonde. It’s not that deep.
🇺🇸‼️🇪🇺 Rubio refused to meet with EU diplomat Kallas amid discussions of Trump's peace plan, - Politico.
Kallas has effectively dropped out of the spotlight due to her difficult relationship with the Trump team.
Kallas "is playing the bad cop, uniting member states behind the scenes."
Kallas has effectively dropped out of the spotlight due to her difficult relationship with the Trump team.
Kallas "is playing the bad cop, uniting member states behind the scenes."
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ridiculous. If Europeans must deal with Putin patsies like Witkoff, Rubio can bloody well deal with a sassy Estonian blonde. It’s not that deep.
I keep picturing a Danish secret agent named Bjœrn Nielsen, patiently tapping a phone line near Miami Four Seasons, playing Anitta tracks in his Tesla for deep cover. Operation Whaleburger is underway.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I keep picturing a Danish secret agent named Bjœrn Nielsen, patiently tapping a phone line near Miami Four Seasons, playing Anitta tracks in his Tesla for deep cover. Operation Whaleburger is underway.
So who leaked the Witkoff Tapes?
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So who leaked the Witkoff Tapes?
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
1) France
2) Germany
3) Denmark
4) Dark horse Australia
5) Canada
6) Rubio’s team
It’s hard to say because EVERYONE has tapes on Witkoff and Kushner. They’re just real estate dudes. They use open lines. Possibly hotel phones
Seriously, is Witkoff going to place his hand over his heart when he meets Putin again? In front of cameras, like the last time? What are the odds, gang?
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Seriously, is Witkoff going to place his hand over his heart when he meets Putin again? In front of cameras, like the last time? What are the odds, gang?
Yuri: Yes, Please
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Yuri: Yes, Please
I know for a fact that the French intelligence service is petty af - they should just leak it all. At 24 hour intervals.
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know for a fact that the French intelligence service is petty af - they should just leak it all. At 24 hour intervals.
This is incredibly dark and almost nobody with real power is speaking up
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is incredibly dark and almost nobody with real power is speaking up
Once again, as Nvidia tumbles, we see these Yankees fleeing desperately to McDonald’s, Walmart, Disney and Verizon. Don’t you see these four dread riders are the vanguard of pestilence and famine? Can’t you sense the dark chaos about to consume us
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Once again, as Nvidia tumbles, we see these Yankees fleeing desperately to McDonald’s, Walmart, Disney and Verizon. Don’t you see these four dread riders are the vanguard of pestilence and famine? Can’t you sense the dark chaos about to consume us
Shocking scenes in America as Nvidia cracks $171 right after Sotfbank plunges -20% over two trading days. Altman and Sacks have really damaged the sentiment with their weird taxpayer bailout commentary.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Shocking scenes in America as Nvidia cracks $171 right after Sotfbank plunges -20% over two trading days. Altman and Sacks have really damaged the sentiment with their weird taxpayer bailout commentary.
Consumers started pulling back from electronics purchases in the fall, Verizon announced massive layoffs, the slim iPhone is not catching on, Apple started doing sales staff layoffs in November… Cook may have really missed the boat this Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Consumers started pulling back from electronics purchases in the fall, Verizon announced massive layoffs, the slim iPhone is not catching on, Apple started doing sales staff layoffs in November… Cook may have really missed the boat this Christmas.
Americans keep buying gas and depression meds.
Clothing and electronics? That’s over. We’re done buying pants and phones and such.
Clothing and electronics? That’s over. We’re done buying pants and phones and such.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Americans keep buying gas and depression meds.
Clothing and electronics? That’s over. We’re done buying pants and phones and such.
Clothing and electronics? That’s over. We’re done buying pants and phones and such.
Baby we’re going down
*ADP: US PRIVATE PAYROLLS FELL AVG 13,500/WK IN 4 WKS TO NOV. 8
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Baby we’re going down
Pre-market, Nvidia down -4%, Nokia up a bit. Something has shifted.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Pre-market, Nvidia down -4%, Nokia up a bit. Something has shifted.