Oldie Wan Kenobi
@terrelly.bsky.social
He is I and I am him…
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
He is I and I am him…
Siri is almost useless. come on Apple
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Siri is almost useless. come on Apple
Unpopular opinion: this “artisan” cookie movement has gone too far! These damn cookies don’t need to be stuffed frosted with so much stuff to be good. I shouldn’t have to portion control a 1,400 calorie cookie cause you wanna be able to charge $5-8 for it.
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Unpopular opinion: this “artisan” cookie movement has gone too far! These damn cookies don’t need to be stuffed frosted with so much stuff to be good. I shouldn’t have to portion control a 1,400 calorie cookie cause you wanna be able to charge $5-8 for it.
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Before you film that split screen video with you just making faces on the side, all in the real content creator’s way? Don’t.
Good morning! 🥰
Good morning! 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Before you film that split screen video with you just making faces on the side, all in the real content creator’s way? Don’t.
Good morning! 🥰
Good morning! 🥰
Watched that Rui game winner so many times now. That entire sequence was just good basketball! No hero ball, everyone making the right read and getting rewarded for it! #lakers
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Watched that Rui game winner so many times now. That entire sequence was just good basketball! No hero ball, everyone making the right read and getting rewarded for it! #lakers
Only product that gives you the symptoms it’s supposed to cure.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Only product that gives you the symptoms it’s supposed to cure.
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"Abraham Lincoln and 600,000 white men died to end slavery!"
False....
We freed ourselves
False....
We freed ourselves
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Abraham Lincoln and 600,000 white men died to end slavery!"
False....
We freed ourselves
False....
We freed ourselves
Lo-fi music and a slow car ride has a high success rate. Just got to be good at transferring them from the car to the house without waking them.
Bro….how do u get toddlers to take a nap? Like I’m literally about to start crying im so overstimulated 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lo-fi music and a slow car ride has a high success rate. Just got to be good at transferring them from the car to the house without waking them.
The 1.1mil so I can at least do a little good. None of these are enough money for the consequences.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The 1.1mil so I can at least do a little good. None of these are enough money for the consequences.
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I think the disconnect we're experiencing is that. . . social media users are not the consumer
We're the product.
Investors are the the consumer.
Especially on a platform with no ads to consume.
We're the product.
Investors are the the consumer.
Especially on a platform with no ads to consume.
White people in tech truly do not listen to the consumers...
Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you’d have IRL.
We’re testing new systems to improve reply quality. See what’s coming: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re testing new systems to improve reply quality. See what’s coming: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think the disconnect we're experiencing is that. . . social media users are not the consumer
We're the product.
Investors are the the consumer.
Especially on a platform with no ads to consume.
We're the product.
Investors are the the consumer.
Especially on a platform with no ads to consume.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
Started making these a year or so ago and they are fantastic.
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Started making these a year or so ago and they are fantastic.
Gloss past the idea that Mike was singing to someone else’s girl, he was doing some high quality yearning in Remember the Time.
September 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Gloss past the idea that Mike was singing to someone else’s girl, he was doing some high quality yearning in Remember the Time.
I can’t stand google anymore. Between the AI and constant prompts to sign in or use their app, it’s too much. I just want to search for stuff.
August 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can’t stand google anymore. Between the AI and constant prompts to sign in or use their app, it’s too much. I just want to search for stuff.
You can get on the internet and say “I love puppies” and you’re gonna have people who jump in your mentions telling you why puppies are trash.
This medium is pretty cooked.
This medium is pretty cooked.
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You can get on the internet and say “I love puppies” and you’re gonna have people who jump in your mentions telling you why puppies are trash.
This medium is pretty cooked.
This medium is pretty cooked.
I’m not sure how you explain to anyone that wasn’t there that
1. A song about thongs was the most popular song in the world for a whole summer and 2. Why Sisqo was singing so damn hard in it.
1. A song about thongs was the most popular song in the world for a whole summer and 2. Why Sisqo was singing so damn hard in it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not sure how you explain to anyone that wasn’t there that
1. A song about thongs was the most popular song in the world for a whole summer and 2. Why Sisqo was singing so damn hard in it.
1. A song about thongs was the most popular song in the world for a whole summer and 2. Why Sisqo was singing so damn hard in it.
Can’t stand a “but what do I know?” ass person. Always comes from a person that loves to say ignorant uniformed shit but wants everyone to think that’s okay.
June 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can’t stand a “but what do I know?” ass person. Always comes from a person that loves to say ignorant uniformed shit but wants everyone to think that’s okay.
A strained calf is about to be a mandatory 2-3 week sit-down.
June 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A strained calf is about to be a mandatory 2-3 week sit-down.
Just hit submit on my last final of my undergrad! The relief I feel >>>>
June 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just hit submit on my last final of my undergrad! The relief I feel >>>>
Thought we collectively decided that we was wildin with them baggy ass clothes and Steve Harvey suits. Then y’all turned around and let the kids convince y’all that it was a good idea again.
June 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thought we collectively decided that we was wildin with them baggy ass clothes and Steve Harvey suits. Then y’all turned around and let the kids convince y’all that it was a good idea again.
Really wish I could google something without google trying to push their app on me…
May 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Really wish I could google something without google trying to push their app on me…
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A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work
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May 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work
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