Terrible Band Names
@terriblebandnames.bsky.social
I make funny, strange, and sometimes transgressive songs (parodies, originals, covers) from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics. Boiling the oceans to make people laugh since May 2024.
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Pinned
To the tune of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl":
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
"Yayo the Snowman" has gotta be in the top 5 drug-related Christmas songs. Top 10 at worst.
🎵 Yayo the Snowman was a cocaine maniac
With a long coke nail and a vacuum nose
And two eyes made out of crack
🎵 Yayo the Snowman was a cocaine maniac
With a long coke nail and a vacuum nose
And two eyes made out of crack
Carmichael Guntley - Yayo the Snowman [Christmas Novelty Song]
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Yayo the Snowman" has gotta be in the top 5 drug-related Christmas songs. Top 10 at worst.
🎵 Yayo the Snowman was a cocaine maniac
With a long coke nail and a vacuum nose
And two eyes made out of crack
🎵 Yayo the Snowman was a cocaine maniac
With a long coke nail and a vacuum nose
And two eyes made out of crack
I put a lot of my stuff on music streaming platforms even though it usually doesn't do well. So it's flattering when someone finds one of my songs and listens to it over and over. This year "Piss Drops Keep Fallin' on My Head" got a lot of repeat business, and another track got digital radio play.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I put a lot of my stuff on music streaming platforms even though it usually doesn't do well. So it's flattering when someone finds one of my songs and listens to it over and over. This year "Piss Drops Keep Fallin' on My Head" got a lot of repeat business, and another track got digital radio play.
Have yourself a merry little Geinmas with "Last Christmas," a.k.a. the Ed Gein Christmas song, now available on all the best music streaming platforms and also Spotify!
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December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Have yourself a merry little Geinmas with "Last Christmas," a.k.a. the Ed Gein Christmas song, now available on all the best music streaming platforms and also Spotify!
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To the tune of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl":
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To the tune of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl":
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
I get it. Everyone loves Christmas. Everyone loves Ed Gein. But can we please stop playing the Ed Gein Christmas song everywhere during the holidays?! I'm so sick of it. #Geinageddon
Slow Eddie & the Gein Machine - Last Christmas (1958)
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I get it. Everyone loves Christmas. Everyone loves Ed Gein. But can we please stop playing the Ed Gein Christmas song everywhere during the holidays?! I'm so sick of it. #Geinageddon
On the bright side for Hegseth, he has a good start on the prison tats
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
On the bright side for Hegseth, he has a good start on the prison tats
This holiday season, please pay heed to Buggernaut's warning about addiction to gravy. And if you're in a dark place with respect to gravy, please call 1-800-NOGRAVY to get help 24/7.
🎵 I know that this much gravy's wrong for me
My vision's getting blurred, yeah, yeah
#MusicSky #HeavyMetal
🎵 I know that this much gravy's wrong for me
My vision's getting blurred, yeah, yeah
#MusicSky #HeavyMetal
Buggernaut - Gravy Train [Heavy Metal, 1983]
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This holiday season, please pay heed to Buggernaut's warning about addiction to gravy. And if you're in a dark place with respect to gravy, please call 1-800-NOGRAVY to get help 24/7.
🎵 I know that this much gravy's wrong for me
My vision's getting blurred, yeah, yeah
#MusicSky #HeavyMetal
🎵 I know that this much gravy's wrong for me
My vision's getting blurred, yeah, yeah
#MusicSky #HeavyMetal
🎵 There's nothing you can scope that can't be dope
Nothing you can try that can't get you high
There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned
It's easy
All you need is drugs
All you need is drugs, drugs
Drugs is all you need
Nothing you can try that can't get you high
There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned
It's easy
All you need is drugs
All you need is drugs, drugs
Drugs is all you need
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🎵 There's nothing you can scope that can't be dope
Nothing you can try that can't get you high
There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned
It's easy
All you need is drugs
All you need is drugs, drugs
Drugs is all you need
Nothing you can try that can't get you high
There's really nothing known that can keep you from gettin' stoned
It's easy
All you need is drugs
All you need is drugs, drugs
Drugs is all you need
Surprised to find out that Trump isn't using the Situation Room as a place for his friend The Situation (from MTV's Jersey Shore) to crash, like O.J. Simpson with Kato Kaelin
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Surprised to find out that Trump isn't using the Situation Room as a place for his friend The Situation (from MTV's Jersey Shore) to crash, like O.J. Simpson with Kato Kaelin
The biggest winner in the Sandwich Guy acquittal? Mike Johnson. Finally there's a story about a grind(e)r that doesn't involve the Speaker.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The biggest winner in the Sandwich Guy acquittal? Mike Johnson. Finally there's a story about a grind(e)r that doesn't involve the Speaker.
Today, at long last, the G.O.P. is officially Dickless.
<Checks Dick Gephardt's wikipedia, breathes a sigh of relief>
<Checks Dick Gephardt's wikipedia, breathes a sigh of relief>
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today, at long last, the G.O.P. is officially Dickless.
<Checks Dick Gephardt's wikipedia, breathes a sigh of relief>
<Checks Dick Gephardt's wikipedia, breathes a sigh of relief>
Here's a pop country cover of Rage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." Is it cursed? You be the judge. #MusicSky
🎵 There's a bank, there's a church, a myth & a hearse
A mall & a loan, a child dead at birth
There's a widow pig parrot, a rebel to tame
A white-hooded judge, a syringe & a vein
🎵 There's a bank, there's a church, a myth & a hearse
A mall & a loan, a child dead at birth
There's a widow pig parrot, a rebel to tame
A white-hooded judge, a syringe & a vein
Gacey Beckerwood - Calm Like a Bomb [Rage Against the Machine cover]
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Here's a pop country cover of Rage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." Is it cursed? You be the judge. #MusicSky
🎵 There's a bank, there's a church, a myth & a hearse
A mall & a loan, a child dead at birth
There's a widow pig parrot, a rebel to tame
A white-hooded judge, a syringe & a vein
🎵 There's a bank, there's a church, a myth & a hearse
A mall & a loan, a child dead at birth
There's a widow pig parrot, a rebel to tame
A white-hooded judge, a syringe & a vein
Quote post your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Quote post your favorite reaction gif of all time
A reminder that Trump has hated the White House since at least 2017:
"Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, [Trump] explained his frequent appearances: 'That White House is a real dump.' (A White House spokesperson denies this occurred.)"
"Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, [Trump] explained his frequent appearances: 'That White House is a real dump.' (A White House spokesperson denies this occurred.)"
First Golfer: Donald Trump's relationship with golf has never been more complicated
Donald Trump is never more at home than he is on the links. But, as with everything in the life of a President, his relationship with the game—and the relationships he's built through it—are more comp...
golf.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A reminder that Trump has hated the White House since at least 2017:
"Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, [Trump] explained his frequent appearances: 'That White House is a real dump.' (A White House spokesperson denies this occurred.)"
"Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, [Trump] explained his frequent appearances: 'That White House is a real dump.' (A White House spokesperson denies this occurred.)"
Imagine if Wonder Woman's invisible jet were filled with diarrhea like Trump's. You'd see it sloshing around in there. It would defeat the purpose of the jet's invisibility, but she'd dump it all on the Legion of Doom and say something like "smell you later, losers" and laugh as she flew away.
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Imagine if Wonder Woman's invisible jet were filled with diarrhea like Trump's. You'd see it sloshing around in there. It would defeat the purpose of the jet's invisibility, but she'd dump it all on the Legion of Doom and say something like "smell you later, losers" and laugh as she flew away.
Be thankful they called themselves Jefferson Starship and not Diarrhea Airplane
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Be thankful they called themselves Jefferson Starship and not Diarrhea Airplane
When I posted "Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose" back on January 20, I didn't think they would be so literal about spraying diarrhea on the country.
#MusicSky #Diarrhea
#MusicSky #Diarrhea
Yeasty the Clown - Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose (1981)
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Frogs are having their moment. Let's not forget their special friends: Toads.
#FrogAndToad #ArnoldLobel #MusicSky
#FrogAndToad #ArnoldLobel #MusicSky
The Rubbentuggs - Frog and Toad Are More Than Friends (1980)
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Frogs are having their moment. Let's not forget their special friends: Toads.
#FrogAndToad #ArnoldLobel #MusicSky
#FrogAndToad #ArnoldLobel #MusicSky
If it's "diarrhea of the mouth" when someone talks too much, why don't we refer to diarrhea as "logorrhea of the ass"
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If it's "diarrhea of the mouth" when someone talks too much, why don't we refer to diarrhea as "logorrhea of the ass"
Share someone who looks stylish wearing Denim on Denim 👖🖤
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing Denim on Denim 👖🖤
Once again I'm outraged that the Shrivelers, for the 56th year running, were not awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for their song "Violence Solves Everything."
#MusicSky #FolkMusic
#MusicSky #FolkMusic
The Shrivelers - Violence Solves Everything [Folk, 1968]
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Once again I'm outraged that the Shrivelers, for the 56th year running, were not awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for their song "Violence Solves Everything."
#MusicSky #FolkMusic
#MusicSky #FolkMusic
I made a music video for this classic tune by Greasy Grandpappy using clips from the cult comedy The Stöned Age (1994, directed by @jmabides.bsky.social). Any other Guzzlers on Bluesky?
Greasy Grandpappy - This Ain't No P***y Song | The Stöned Age music video
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I made a music video for this classic tune by Greasy Grandpappy using clips from the cult comedy The Stöned Age (1994, directed by @jmabides.bsky.social). Any other Guzzlers on Bluesky?
I think the only proper solution to the Bad Bunny / Superbowl "controversy" would involve a strapping, red-blooded patriot -- let's say, J.D. Vance -- challenging the President of Puerto Rico to trial by combat. Reskeet if you think J.D. Vance has what it takes!
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think the only proper solution to the Bad Bunny / Superbowl "controversy" would involve a strapping, red-blooded patriot -- let's say, J.D. Vance -- challenging the President of Puerto Rico to trial by combat. Reskeet if you think J.D. Vance has what it takes!
It's #spookyseason, and that means it's time to revisit the 1964 novelty song "Monster Bush"! This tale of a graveyard dalliance with a goth chick is a bit more risqué than Boris Pickett's "Monster Mash."
🎵 Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist
It left us both in spooky bliss
#MusicSky
🎵 Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist
It left us both in spooky bliss
#MusicSky
"Hung" Gary Lugosi & The Ghoulash - Monster Bush (1964)
YouTube video by Terrible Band Names
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's #spookyseason, and that means it's time to revisit the 1964 novelty song "Monster Bush"! This tale of a graveyard dalliance with a goth chick is a bit more risqué than Boris Pickett's "Monster Mash."
🎵 Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist
It left us both in spooky bliss
#MusicSky
🎵 Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist
It left us both in spooky bliss
#MusicSky