We want are toast back
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
We want are toast back
The worst thing about today's results will be United taking a point away from City giving Arsenal a bigger lead in the worst most uncompetitive league in living memory, yet when they win it they'll bang on like they're prime Barcelona or van Basten's Milan.
The most deluded fan base ever.
The most deluded fan base ever.
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The worst thing about today's results will be United taking a point away from City giving Arsenal a bigger lead in the worst most uncompetitive league in living memory, yet when they win it they'll bang on like they're prime Barcelona or van Basten's Milan.
The most deluded fan base ever.
The most deluded fan base ever.
I mean if you're going to call your kid Ivan the Terrible what do you expect him to turn out like?
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I mean if you're going to call your kid Ivan the Terrible what do you expect him to turn out like?
People on Twitter are losing their minds about the owners when not 6 months ago they spunked eleventy seven trillion pounds on new players.
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
People on Twitter are losing their minds about the owners when not 6 months ago they spunked eleventy seven trillion pounds on new players.
Bad news about Guehi but I can't wait to hear about our new Nepalese tractor wheel bearing partner, that'll soften the blow.
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Bad news about Guehi but I can't wait to hear about our new Nepalese tractor wheel bearing partner, that'll soften the blow.
BREAKING: Dr. Oz looked at President Trump’s records and said he has the highest testosterone he has seen for someone since he examined Testicle O'Reilly, per RFK Jr.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
BREAKING: Dr. Oz looked at President Trump’s records and said he has the highest testosterone he has seen for someone since he examined Testicle O'Reilly, per RFK Jr.
Excellent news, it's no different here in Parliament, for example: "Yes, I know that person has stolen millions in taxpayer money but you can't call them a thief in this chamber, it goes against our traditions"
Burn the lot down.
Burn the lot down.
NEWS: The United Auto Workers union throws their support behind the Ford factory worker who was suspended for calling Trump a "pedophile protector" — and slams Trump for targeting workers with "vulgar language or behavior"
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Excellent news, it's no different here in Parliament, for example: "Yes, I know that person has stolen millions in taxpayer money but you can't call them a thief in this chamber, it goes against our traditions"
Burn the lot down.
Burn the lot down.
Lads. Pam Bouvier, yeah?
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Lads. Pam Bouvier, yeah?
People coming over from Twitter: ooo, this place is nice, it's so friendly and peaceful and gentle.
Me:
Me:
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
People coming over from Twitter: ooo, this place is nice, it's so friendly and peaceful and gentle.
Me:
Me:
The United lads when Ferdinand's missus found out he'd been organising prostitute orgies while she was fighting cancer.
There's Rio done
Fucksake
Fucksake
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The United lads when Ferdinand's missus found out he'd been organising prostitute orgies while she was fighting cancer.
This is basically if the Carry On films made Bend It like Beckham..
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This is basically if the Carry On films made Bend It like Beckham..
Well this is just liquid soccer
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Well this is just liquid soccer
Think on, you fucking perverts
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Think on, you fucking perverts
"Get Alonso in" is this season's "Get Coutinho back even tho' he went on strike and paid £7 Million of his own cash to get out of his contract and go to Barcelona".
Football fans are without question as thick as pig shit.
Football fans are without question as thick as pig shit.
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Get Alonso in" is this season's "Get Coutinho back even tho' he went on strike and paid £7 Million of his own cash to get out of his contract and go to Barcelona".
Football fans are without question as thick as pig shit.
Football fans are without question as thick as pig shit.
Just a reminder that Alonso downed tools to force a move to Arsenal, blamed Rafa for his treatment but actually moved to Spain to pay less tax then moved to Germany when Spain put their tax rate up.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Just a reminder that Alonso downed tools to force a move to Arsenal, blamed Rafa for his treatment but actually moved to Spain to pay less tax then moved to Germany when Spain put their tax rate up.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
He had 1 excellent season in 5 and Liverpool fans need to wise up. He's a cunt.
Die Another Day isn't the worst Bond film.
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Die Another Day isn't the worst Bond film.