It's up there with Comic Relief, where tax-avoiding non-dom millionaire celebrities ask people with nothing to give money they don't have to people who have even less.

If I was half an hour up the road I could pop to Asda or Aldi right now. Stupid backward close-at-4pm-'cause-baby-Jesus country.

I'm tempted to get the Celebrations and Heroes now, to see how shite they are.

I want all of it now

A lovely story in a world full of shite.

Congrats to you both, here's to many more years.