Evan "Tex" Western
@texwestern.bsky.social
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Pro: health physicist, managing editor of @acmepackingco.bsky.social, host of The Repack on @frozentundrapod.bsky.social, Packers/Badgers/Brewers/Blue Jackets/Brentford fan, cat dad Amateur: volleyballer, curler, D&Der, whisk(e)y aficionado
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texwestern.bsky.social
I'm pretty irritated at Mike Judge. Idiocracy made me believe it would take 500 years for our society to devolve to this state, not 20.
texwestern.bsky.social
I am so, so, so ready for the challenge system
texwestern.bsky.social
Hahahahaha Barksdale come the fuck on dude
texwestern.bsky.social
Hey, at least Ortiz put down a perfect bunt. Credit where it's due.
texwestern.bsky.social
After the first couple swings of that at bat I did not anticipate Sal hitting a double
texwestern.bsky.social
What's up with the slight delay on the center field camera? It's driving me nuts
texwestern.bsky.social
Jortz gonna get himself benched again with swings like that
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eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
texwestern.bsky.social
I actually saw the Chicago production that he did here in Columbus
texwestern.bsky.social
I'd pay good money if one of these reporters would ask him to list the wars he has supposedly stopped
texwestern.bsky.social
Micah Parsons might literally grind Flacco's bones to make his bread this weekend
texwestern.bsky.social
Oh yeah, the more plausible answer is that he ate a fast-food burger and BOOM!
texwestern.bsky.social
They said it died but I think it never left
texwestern.bsky.social
If that's the plan, then tonight you look for a couple innings each out of Miz/Gasser?
texwestern.bsky.social
Baseball is crazy.

The 2011 Brewers only had six different pitchers start a game all season.

In 2025, SEVENTEEN players started at least one game
texwestern.bsky.social
I don't like leaving pitches middle-middle. Call me crazy.
texwestern.bsky.social
My Chourio jersey arrived in less than 48 hours.

Vibes are high right now, folks
texwestern.bsky.social
Also, Chourio has a 1.467 OPS (!!) in 13 PAs against Taillon. Sample size caveat obviously, but I for one am glad he's out there.

Yeli is .955 for the record, then the rest of today's lineup has not hit him well at all.
badgernoonan.bsky.social
For his career Taillon has normal platoon splits, but this year they are reverse. Make of that what, if anything, you will.
texwestern.bsky.social
I just hung out with the @cropackcropodcast.bsky.social guys a few weeks ago and that was pretty great!
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
texwestern.bsky.social
If doing the right thing means something can't exist, then maybe that thing shouldn't exist
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yayroger.bsky.social
A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)
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lateroundqb.bsky.social
The Bengals get an upgrade in EPA per drop back, per Next Gen Stats. They're going from the last ranked QB in Jake Browning (-0.44) to the second-to-last ranked QB in Joe Flacco (-0.41).