Evan "Tex" Western
@texwestern.bsky.social
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Pro: health physicist, managing editor of @acmepackingco.bsky.social, host of The Repack on @frozentundrapod.bsky.social, Packers/Badgers/Brewers/Blue Jackets/Brentford fan, cat dad Amateur: volleyballer, curler, D&Der, whisk(e)y aficionado
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I'm pretty irritated at Mike Judge. Idiocracy made me believe it would take 500 years for our society to devolve to this state, not 20.
texwestern.bsky.social
If that's the plan, then tonight you look for a couple innings each out of Miz/Gasser?
texwestern.bsky.social
Baseball is crazy.

The 2011 Brewers only had six different pitchers start a game all season.

In 2025, SEVENTEEN players started at least one game
texwestern.bsky.social
I don't like leaving pitches middle-middle. Call me crazy.
texwestern.bsky.social
My Chourio jersey arrived in less than 48 hours.

Vibes are high right now, folks
texwestern.bsky.social
Also, Chourio has a 1.467 OPS (!!) in 13 PAs against Taillon. Sample size caveat obviously, but I for one am glad he's out there.

Yeli is .955 for the record, then the rest of today's lineup has not hit him well at all.
badgernoonan.bsky.social
For his career Taillon has normal platoon splits, but this year they are reverse. Make of that what, if anything, you will.
texwestern.bsky.social
I just hung out with the @cropackcropodcast.bsky.social guys a few weeks ago and that was pretty great!
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
texwestern.bsky.social
If doing the right thing means something can't exist, then maybe that thing shouldn't exist
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yayroger.bsky.social
A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)
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lateroundqb.bsky.social
The Bengals get an upgrade in EPA per drop back, per Next Gen Stats. They're going from the last ranked QB in Jake Browning (-0.44) to the second-to-last ranked QB in Joe Flacco (-0.41).
texwestern.bsky.social
If Joe Flacco starts against the Packers (again) on Sunday, he might actually get ground into dust this time.

That Bengals OL is putrid and I expect the DL to have 5+ sacks regardless of who's at QB
texwestern.bsky.social
Well shit this is gonna be a thing now, isn't it?
texwestern.bsky.social
Up 2-0. Vaughn bomb, Miz energy, Chourio nuke, Uribe dominance. See you on Wednesday.
texwestern.bsky.social
Not exactly what I meant but...
texwestern.bsky.social
Oh maybe that foul off the face will fix Esterbrook's eyes
texwestern.bsky.social
Mike Esterbrook...maybe get out of the stadium as soon as the final pitch is thrown. Persona non grata tonight, good lord
texwestern.bsky.social
Glad someone else saw that. That was just stupid smooth
texwestern.bsky.social
He is the truth and the way and he's not even named Jesus (that guy gets to Milwaukee in 2026 or 27)
stevemegargee.bsky.social
Jackson Chourio is now 9 of 17 with 3 HRs and 9 RBIs in 5 career postseason games. #brewers #cubs