Ted Fielding
@tfielding.bsky.social
Geology, Hydrology, Tribology. Also Heathcliff, History, Warhammer, Battletech, and DnD. Colbert, WA. He/Him
I hate mapping Joint Use.
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I hate mapping Joint Use.
The world is about to see how bad Manitobans are at driving
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The world is about to see how bad Manitobans are at driving
Stir Fry is one of my go to "I'm too lazy to cook but I want something delicious" meal
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Stir Fry is one of my go to "I'm too lazy to cook but I want something delicious" meal
Missing him manually unbanning someone who got autobanned for posting child porn
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Missing him manually unbanning someone who got autobanned for posting child porn
Watching a Kraken Capitals game is confusing whenever I hear "Washington"
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Watching a Kraken Capitals game is confusing whenever I hear "Washington"
Reposted by Ted Fielding
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
I always avoid doors that open for me since I watched The Prisoner too much as an impressionable teen and they creep me out, so just make all non revolving doors powered and just force youth to watch The Prisoner.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I always avoid doors that open for me since I watched The Prisoner too much as an impressionable teen and they creep me out, so just make all non revolving doors powered and just force youth to watch The Prisoner.
Like maybe if you lived in like Ambrose, North Dakota you'd never need it, but Google is in a place with so many paid parking spots that you'd have to enter it a lot. I live in a place with pretty rare paid parking and I still have both mine and my wife's plates memorized
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Like maybe if you lived in like Ambrose, North Dakota you'd never need it, but Google is in a place with so many paid parking spots that you'd have to enter it a lot. I live in a place with pretty rare paid parking and I still have both mine and my wife's plates memorized
When my little sister was buying a house in the Bay Area, she only found one that was the same price as my house in Eastern Washington, and it had a tarp for the roof and just plywood for siding
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When my little sister was buying a house in the Bay Area, she only found one that was the same price as my house in Eastern Washington, and it had a tarp for the roof and just plywood for siding
Probably Hyperparathyroidism. You should show sympathy to anyone who has suffered from hyperparathyroidism by giving them large wads of cash.
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Probably Hyperparathyroidism. You should show sympathy to anyone who has suffered from hyperparathyroidism by giving them large wads of cash.
I walked back to my car, took my shit out of my pockets, could only find one glove, walked all the way back to the fountain, couldn't find it, walked back to my car, and my missing glove was next to my. The snow makes me stupid.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I walked back to my car, took my shit out of my pockets, could only find one glove, walked all the way back to the fountain, couldn't find it, walked back to my car, and my missing glove was next to my. The snow makes me stupid.
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
I remember reading this storyline when it came out and am unhappy you said how long ago it came out.
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I remember reading this storyline when it came out and am unhappy you said how long ago it came out.
Neat, I didn't know they shipped, I always just bought it at the grocery store and shoved it in my luggage with some ice packs
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Neat, I didn't know they shipped, I always just bought it at the grocery store and shoved it in my luggage with some ice packs
Geo is actually spanish for fake
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Geo is actually spanish for fake
(Unless Army)
a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army
Alt: Buster Bluth in an Army uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army from Arrested Development
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
(Unless Army)
If you read The Class Struggle in France 1848-1850, Marx specifically calls for a "dictatorship of Leverhulme Prize winners"
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If you read The Class Struggle in France 1848-1850, Marx specifically calls for a "dictatorship of Leverhulme Prize winners"
I dunno, my wife and I are riding it right now as tourists and it was pretty easy to figure out.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I dunno, my wife and I are riding it right now as tourists and it was pretty easy to figure out.
Googles AI will tell you no! In fact, last night I Googled a question about the Hockey Game I was at, and it told me No, I was not at a Hockey Game because there wasn't one.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Googles AI will tell you no! In fact, last night I Googled a question about the Hockey Game I was at, and it told me No, I was not at a Hockey Game because there wasn't one.
Huh, my sister in California bought a house last month and was just complaining to me about how she and her husband can't use the master shower because it is full of ants.
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Huh, my sister in California bought a house last month and was just complaining to me about how she and her husband can't use the master shower because it is full of ants.
Reposted by Ted Fielding
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
I think we, as a society, need to be more cruel to people who hate Onions.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I think we, as a society, need to be more cruel to people who hate Onions.