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Thaliarchus
@thaliarchus.bsky.social
Hedge poet. I watch anime & am often accused of reading.

'Now praise those names on tombs of steel engraved | And toll this rotting country's countless bells.'

Read my work: https://thaliarchus.itch.io/cosmic-warlord-kinbright
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Today's Cosmic Warlord Kin-Bright's one-year anniversary!

The whole damn thing remains free. You can and should try it.
thaliarchus.itch.io/cosmic-warlo...
Cosmic Warlord Kin-Bright by Thaliarchus
Giant robot yuri space opera. In verse.
thaliarchus.itch.io
Scrambled eggs for a quick cheap lunch.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Very funny bit in the Old English Judith when Holofernes's men come to wake him up but are afraid to go into his tent, so they hang around outside it clearing their throats, not knowing that Judith has already beheaded him and scarpered.
February 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
Oh fuck yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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i'm gonna die
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Another morning writing something about Orrm.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Quand tu commences un anime SF Yuri pour seule et unique raison que... c'est un anime SF Yuri (🤷‍♀️)

MAIS...

Que tu pleures au premier background parce que personne t'as dit que c'était Shichirō Kobayashi à la DA.
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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I just finished Panzer World Galient and I loved it. I love the mysterious fantasy setting and the high concept scifi. I love the inexplicable centaur mechs on a world with bipedal dino-things instead of horses.

But most of all I love Panzer Janitor Sheale. Theyre mass produced and they're perfect.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Don't even think about using amplification, or I'll know.
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Good night, and good luck.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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"Crime-preventing Precure" commits theft within minutes of appearing, gets bailed by someone else
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Happy Make Sure Your Clock Is Correct Or Else Day for all those who celebrate
22 years ago, Archer was summoned by Rin Tohsaka on February 1, 2004!
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Okay actually this is the only Meitantei Precure livetweet thread that matters
The towers stared down, uncaring. They wouldn't move for any number of lost ribbons.
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Some Old English words you can figure out just by looking carefully at them, and 'iergþ' (cowardice) is not one of those words.
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Finally, after months (actually, 2+ years lmao) of not feeling like retaking screencaps without subtitles and pushing around pixels trying to make it look half-way decent, I've completed my chart to compare how Harry looks in each episode of Turn A depending on who directed its animation.
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I like the conversation where everyone agrees that a real detective wouldn't be scared of a giant monster. Miss Marple would've bodied that thing
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Wowsers look at what happened to posts on Twitter/X about London crime after monetisation of posts was introduced…
economist.com/britain/2026...
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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According to these figures London is safer than many if not all major North American cities. In 2025, there were 1.1 killings for every 100,000 residents of London, compared to 2.8 in New York, 5.6 in Los Angeles, 10.5 in Houston and 12.3 in Philadelphia
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
London’s homicide rate drops to lowest in more than a decade
Sadiq Khan says ‘public health’ approach has made the capital one of the safest cities in the western world
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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I-I-I-I-IMPACT FRAMES
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
The towers stared down, uncaring. They wouldn't move for any number of lost ribbons.
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Good night, and good luck.
February 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Yoshiyuki Tomino:
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM