That CheapShow Stuff
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Enjoy random quotes from the economy comedy podcast "CheapShow"
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Paul: "Ladies and gentlemen, Eli's interpretive dance of me"
Eli: "I'm trapped inside the walls of my mind. I'm in Paul's mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. Oh, denigrate his hands. Denigrate his hands. And his penis!"
300 - The 3rd Live One!
Eli: "I'm trapped inside the walls of my mind. I'm in Paul's mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. Oh, denigrate his hands. Denigrate his hands. And his penis!"
300 - The 3rd Live One!
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "Ladies and gentlemen, Eli's interpretive dance of me"
Eli: "I'm trapped inside the walls of my mind. I'm in Paul's mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. Oh, denigrate his hands. Denigrate his hands. And his penis!"
300 - The 3rd Live One!
Eli: "I'm trapped inside the walls of my mind. I'm in Paul's mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. I'm trapped inside my mind. Oh, denigrate his hands. Denigrate his hands. And his penis!"
300 - The 3rd Live One!
Eli: "I like little spaces in between where people live, so liminal half spaces by the side of train tracks."
Paul: "Eli... Are you the world's first professional tramp?"
39 - House of Pickles 3
Paul: "Eli... Are you the world's first professional tramp?"
39 - House of Pickles 3
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "I like little spaces in between where people live, so liminal half spaces by the side of train tracks."
Paul: "Eli... Are you the world's first professional tramp?"
39 - House of Pickles 3
Paul: "Eli... Are you the world's first professional tramp?"
39 - House of Pickles 3
Eli: "Paul's written something here, er. 'I am a cunt'"
461 - 50 Words
461 - 50 Words
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "Paul's written something here, er. 'I am a cunt'"
461 - 50 Words
461 - 50 Words
Sooz Kempner: "My willy did a burp!"
Paul: "Right, and that's the moment we end the cold open"
259 - Mystery on the Clock
Paul: "Right, and that's the moment we end the cold open"
259 - Mystery on the Clock
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Sooz Kempner: "My willy did a burp!"
Paul: "Right, and that's the moment we end the cold open"
259 - Mystery on the Clock
Paul: "Right, and that's the moment we end the cold open"
259 - Mystery on the Clock
Paul: "Why don't you play the hippie hard house?! Boo-ba-doop-doop, boo-ba-doop-doop, boo-ba-doop-doop"
Eli: "Yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh!"
136 - Good Game
Eli: "Yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh!"
136 - Good Game
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "Why don't you play the hippie hard house?! Boo-ba-doop-doop, boo-ba-doop-doop, boo-ba-doop-doop"
Eli: "Yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh!"
136 - Good Game
Eli: "Yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh, yezh!"
136 - Good Game
Paul: "Anythinnnn', dum dum dum, buh buh buh, bah bah bah, dah dah dah, goooeees. Dun-da dum-dee dum-dee dum-dee, Paul is a prick. Yooooo."
Eli: "I'm starting again"
132 - Crab Bucket
Eli: "I'm starting again"
132 - Crab Bucket
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "Anythinnnn', dum dum dum, buh buh buh, bah bah bah, dah dah dah, goooeees. Dun-da dum-dee dum-dee dum-dee, Paul is a prick. Yooooo."
Eli: "I'm starting again"
132 - Crab Bucket
Eli: "I'm starting again"
132 - Crab Bucket
Eli: "We're a professional podcast team"
Paul: "Stroke ghosthunters"
Eli: "Stroke... my... nob"
12 - The CheapShow CreepShow
Paul: "Stroke ghosthunters"
Eli: "Stroke... my... nob"
12 - The CheapShow CreepShow
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "We're a professional podcast team"
Paul: "Stroke ghosthunters"
Eli: "Stroke... my... nob"
12 - The CheapShow CreepShow
Paul: "Stroke ghosthunters"
Eli: "Stroke... my... nob"
12 - The CheapShow CreepShow
Mr Biffo: "I'm Ash Frith. I'm Ashhh Freeeth!"
202 - I Know What You Did Last Episode
202 - I Know What You Did Last Episode
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Mr Biffo: "I'm Ash Frith. I'm Ashhh Freeeth!"
202 - I Know What You Did Last Episode
202 - I Know What You Did Last Episode
Paul: "The singeth and the wingeth. How d'you like that ya fucking prick?!"
Eli: "Touché"
277 - Sock Race
Eli: "Touché"
277 - Sock Race
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "The singeth and the wingeth. How d'you like that ya fucking prick?!"
Eli: "Touché"
277 - Sock Race
Eli: "Touché"
277 - Sock Race
Paul: "It's like a Caribbean holiday in your mouth"
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "It's like a Caribbean holiday in your mouth"
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
Eli: "Yeah, it's a party in my mouth and there's limbo dancers who haven't wiped their bum properly"
Paul: "*exasperated sigh*"
137 - Soda Jerk Off
Paul: "Welcome back to the CheapShow game show special. I'm your host, Paul Gannon, and I'm joined with"
Eli: "Eli Silverman! Hagga-dagga doo dah!"
20 - The Play Your Blankety Cards Right Game Show
Eli: "Eli Silverman! Hagga-dagga doo dah!"
20 - The Play Your Blankety Cards Right Game Show
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "Welcome back to the CheapShow game show special. I'm your host, Paul Gannon, and I'm joined with"
Eli: "Eli Silverman! Hagga-dagga doo dah!"
20 - The Play Your Blankety Cards Right Game Show
Eli: "Eli Silverman! Hagga-dagga doo dah!"
20 - The Play Your Blankety Cards Right Game Show
Tom Mayhew: "We talk about songs that are quite crap songs released by snooker players"
Eli: "It's funny that there's such a rich vein of snooker based..."
Paul: "I've got a rich vein, in my cock!"
Eli: "Paul! Paul no! Not acceptable!"
401 - How Many Chevys?
Eli: "It's funny that there's such a rich vein of snooker based..."
Paul: "I've got a rich vein, in my cock!"
Eli: "Paul! Paul no! Not acceptable!"
401 - How Many Chevys?
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Tom Mayhew: "We talk about songs that are quite crap songs released by snooker players"
Eli: "It's funny that there's such a rich vein of snooker based..."
Paul: "I've got a rich vein, in my cock!"
Eli: "Paul! Paul no! Not acceptable!"
401 - How Many Chevys?
Eli: "It's funny that there's such a rich vein of snooker based..."
Paul: "I've got a rich vein, in my cock!"
Eli: "Paul! Paul no! Not acceptable!"
401 - How Many Chevys?
Eli: "Now, I've fooled you"
Paul: "Oh ooh"
Eli: "Cause I found this in Brixton tube station"
Paul: "We ate that!"
Eli: "So hold onto it in case you get some kind of terrible stomach cramp"
32 - Silent Night Soil
Paul: "Oh ooh"
Eli: "Cause I found this in Brixton tube station"
Paul: "We ate that!"
Eli: "So hold onto it in case you get some kind of terrible stomach cramp"
32 - Silent Night Soil
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "Now, I've fooled you"
Paul: "Oh ooh"
Eli: "Cause I found this in Brixton tube station"
Paul: "We ate that!"
Eli: "So hold onto it in case you get some kind of terrible stomach cramp"
32 - Silent Night Soil
Paul: "Oh ooh"
Eli: "Cause I found this in Brixton tube station"
Paul: "We ate that!"
Eli: "So hold onto it in case you get some kind of terrible stomach cramp"
32 - Silent Night Soil
Eli: "Hello, thank you for listening to Eli's selected CheapShow moments. Spodney broddy"
Paul: "Shut up"
Eli: "Brodgley mcgovrow"
Paul: "Stop talking shit!"
230 - Edit Point
Paul: "Shut up"
Eli: "Brodgley mcgovrow"
Paul: "Stop talking shit!"
230 - Edit Point
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "Hello, thank you for listening to Eli's selected CheapShow moments. Spodney broddy"
Paul: "Shut up"
Eli: "Brodgley mcgovrow"
Paul: "Stop talking shit!"
230 - Edit Point
Paul: "Shut up"
Eli: "Brodgley mcgovrow"
Paul: "Stop talking shit!"
230 - Edit Point
Paul: "I'm sexy boy Paul Gannon and I'm here for yooouuu. Ho, ho, hooo, I am sexy, so sexy you don't know. And I'm sexy from the bottom to my toes. Just. The. Bottom. Half! 🎵"
276 - Oh Norman
276 - Oh Norman
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "I'm sexy boy Paul Gannon and I'm here for yooouuu. Ho, ho, hooo, I am sexy, so sexy you don't know. And I'm sexy from the bottom to my toes. Just. The. Bottom. Half! 🎵"
276 - Oh Norman
276 - Oh Norman
Eli: "Oh Vera, Veraaa. Stop, I don't want to talk to him. Who's on the phone, is it my boss? (See I'm building character here)"
Paul: "Yes it's your boss. He wants to know why you didn't come in again today for work"
Eli: "It's my huge dick!"
136 - Good Game
Paul: "Yes it's your boss. He wants to know why you didn't come in again today for work"
Eli: "It's my huge dick!"
136 - Good Game
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "Oh Vera, Veraaa. Stop, I don't want to talk to him. Who's on the phone, is it my boss? (See I'm building character here)"
Paul: "Yes it's your boss. He wants to know why you didn't come in again today for work"
Eli: "It's my huge dick!"
136 - Good Game
Paul: "Yes it's your boss. He wants to know why you didn't come in again today for work"
Eli: "It's my huge dick!"
136 - Good Game
Paul: "At least she didn't get her penis out... Boobs! I meant to say boobs"
Eli: "Paul's unconscious mind la la la, Paul's unconscious dicky-booby mind 🎵"
130 - Cheapflix
Eli: "Paul's unconscious mind la la la, Paul's unconscious dicky-booby mind 🎵"
130 - Cheapflix
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "At least she didn't get her penis out... Boobs! I meant to say boobs"
Eli: "Paul's unconscious mind la la la, Paul's unconscious dicky-booby mind 🎵"
130 - Cheapflix
Eli: "Paul's unconscious mind la la la, Paul's unconscious dicky-booby mind 🎵"
130 - Cheapflix
Eli: "I got thwoppage. I got thwoppage. I've got a nice greased up thwoppage for you madAAAM! 🎵"
Paul: "I love the way you turned that into an end of the pier type thing then"
131 - Ye Olde Froth Shoppe
Paul: "I love the way you turned that into an end of the pier type thing then"
131 - Ye Olde Froth Shoppe
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "I got thwoppage. I got thwoppage. I've got a nice greased up thwoppage for you madAAAM! 🎵"
Paul: "I love the way you turned that into an end of the pier type thing then"
131 - Ye Olde Froth Shoppe
Paul: "I love the way you turned that into an end of the pier type thing then"
131 - Ye Olde Froth Shoppe
Paul: "There's one little rule in my life mate and it's simply this; Never peg a teddy bear. Never ted a peggy bear!"
381 - Three Swiss Francs
381 - Three Swiss Francs
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "There's one little rule in my life mate and it's simply this; Never peg a teddy bear. Never ted a peggy bear!"
381 - Three Swiss Francs
381 - Three Swiss Francs
Eli: "I'll come round while you sleep, and put the pubes in your eyes 🎵"
83 - Mouth Sounds
83 - Mouth Sounds
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "I'll come round while you sleep, and put the pubes in your eyes 🎵"
83 - Mouth Sounds
83 - Mouth Sounds
Paul: "So basically it's like there's like a kinda melted cosmopolitan inside my tummybum"
314 - The Mini Milk Manoeuvre
314 - The Mini Milk Manoeuvre
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "So basically it's like there's like a kinda melted cosmopolitan inside my tummybum"
314 - The Mini Milk Manoeuvre
314 - The Mini Milk Manoeuvre
Paul: "He had those fucking gold wri.. wres .. wriswres what are they called? Neckl.. Necklaces for your wrist. What are they called?! Bracelets!"
458 - Tat Hunt Teddington
458 - Tat Hunt Teddington
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Paul: "He had those fucking gold wri.. wres .. wriswres what are they called? Neckl.. Necklaces for your wrist. What are they called?! Bracelets!"
458 - Tat Hunt Teddington
458 - Tat Hunt Teddington
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "What about this; I've spoffy in your biscoffy"
327 - Silversquirt
327 - Silversquirt
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "What about this; I've spoffy in your biscoffy"
327 - Silversquirt
327 - Silversquirt
Eli: "It's the House of Pickles and it has a stylish, zesty fragrance"
Paul: "That is not a zesty fragrance mate. Farts curry and fucking, I don't know, fag ends is not a zesty fragrance!"
44 - Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansion
Paul: "That is not a zesty fragrance mate. Farts curry and fucking, I don't know, fag ends is not a zesty fragrance!"
44 - Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansion
October 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Eli: "It's the House of Pickles and it has a stylish, zesty fragrance"
Paul: "That is not a zesty fragrance mate. Farts curry and fucking, I don't know, fag ends is not a zesty fragrance!"
44 - Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansion
Paul: "That is not a zesty fragrance mate. Farts curry and fucking, I don't know, fag ends is not a zesty fragrance!"
44 - Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansion