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Deliciously, deliciously deranged. ©JCC

Jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till. ©CV
If this doesn't win him the Nobel Peace Prize, nothing will.
January 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Don't accept tasks outside your remit.

I pissed off so many KAMs in my time when they were cosying up to their customers. I'd just tell them, "Raise a purchase order and ask my manager to allocate resources."

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The perfect working day: how to get everything done – without getting stressed
From writing lists to taking a walk, it can be possible to gain clarity and perspective, even when faced with the most daunting tasks
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A tank engine.

#BookSky
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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He was triggered IMMEDIATELY‼️ Notice how HE got emotional and she stayed calm‼️
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Let’s go back to 2010!

We didn’t need cancer pathways as urgent referrals were seen in 2-3 weeks, routine in 2-3 months

Recruitment was rising, jobs were good. It wasn’t perfect but in 4 decades of NHS work it was the best it had been

THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED ….
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Who needs the Swiss Alps when you have Macclesfield Forest on your doorstep?"

Oh, shut tf up!

www.theguardian.com/travel/2025/...
‘Emerge from misty woods above a sea of clouds’: readers’ favourite UK winter walks
Readers revel in winter light, wildlife spectacles and cosy pubs from Norfolk to Northumberland
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I am starting to hear rumours that people suspect that Trump might not be the happy-go-lucky chap everyone believes him to be. 😀
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To the tune of Copacabana,

His name is Donald
He is a paedo
Never thought that he'd get caught
So didn't care what people thought
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I nio år har de bott i Sverige. Hon och hennes man har jobbat i vården. Nu utvisas Zarha Kazemipour och hennes familj.

– Vi har ett liv, ett vanligt liv, vi håller på att fixa julklappar. Och vi måste lämna allt.
Jobb i vården hjälper inte – nu utvisas familjen efter nio år i Sverige
På grund av ny lagstiftning • ”Vet inte hur jag ska berätta det för barnen.”
www.etc.se
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A bit of light reading, got to work out where I went wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I guess we now know why the cars are so shit.

"As the co-founder and CEO of Tesla, Elon leads all product design, engineering and global manufacturing of the company's electric vehicles, battery products and solar energy products."

www.tesla.com/elon-musk
www.tesla.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see that Richard Tice and Charlie Mullins are no longer resident in the UK.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
UK porn traffic down since beginning of age checks but VPN use up, says Ofcom
Visitor numbers to UK’s 10 most-visited services have settled at a ‘lower level’ than before 25 July, report finds
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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GB News has paid “substantial” libel damages to a UK charity after airing false claims it had sent money to terrorist groups in the Middle East
pressgazette.co.uk/the-wire/new...
GB News pays substantial damages to Islamic Relief over false terrorism claim
GB News has paid "substantial" libel damages to a UK charity an interviewee falsely claimed had sent money to terrorist groups.
pressgazette.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The buck stops he......erm

The buck stops over there.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
LEAVITT: I will say anything I am told to say because I am a lying POS without any redeeming features.
Q: You said that second strike was in accordance with the law of armed conflict, but the Navy's own manual says that firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime

LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Perhaps Kazakhstan could tell Russia to get its armed forces out of Ukraine.

www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
Kazakhstan tells Ukraine to stop attacking CPC terminal after oil exports halted
Ukraine is trying to undermine one of Russia's most important income sources.
www.reuters.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Johnson should have sued the BBC for £5bn, Trump-style, maintaining he suffered reputational damage to the valuable international perception of himself as a massive incompetent twat."

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
Stewart Lee: Had youthful Farage’s youthful alleged racism story concerned a leftist, it would not have been disappeared
You would think the alleged indiscretions of the youthful Nigel Farage would have drawn outrage from a just and impartial British media. Strangely, it seems they have not
www.thenerve.news
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Perhaps Dublin's Herzog Park could be renamed 'De Facto' Policy of Torture Park.
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is absolutely magnificent!

Listen to the rapturous applause as a student does the job our press and media won’t, and holds Reform UK’s Richard Tice to account over his lies RE his connection to ex-REFUK Wales leader Nathan Gill, recently jailed for 10+ yrs for taking Russian bribes as an MEP.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM