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I'm glad you are receptive to handling this in a responsible manor because my gluckity glaghhhkk insurance is not only going to fix you up, it's going to leave a spit shine on your whole body.

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

mhm. just ignore the calls from your insurance company. I have gluck-gluck insurance. it covers everything, no matter how big the repairs.

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

and blowjobs. what could be better.

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

guess I'll frot myself
flawless victory

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

hosting a frotting tournament
serious inquiries only.

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

I mean that's significantly less tantric but I suppose I can meet you half way.

I'll bring some drugs for your pain due to the grille of my car being embedded in your spine.

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

ugh, what a crybaby

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

hosting a frotting tournament
serious inquiries only.

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

I'll bring the clippers and olive oil

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · Feb 28

Maybe bein’ bald wouldn’t be so bad after all…

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

I'd dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

if it's any consolation I did have fun.

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

I'd dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣 @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · Feb 27

Would you guys still like me if I went bald?

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

sorry I was texting

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𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

ever been spelunking

𝑨𝑩𝑬𝑳 𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬𝑹 @moneypower.bsky.social · Feb 28

How thorough?

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

inspecting buttholes.

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 28

inspecting buttholes.

𝑨𝑩𝑬𝑳 𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬𝑹 @moneypower.bsky.social · Feb 27

… What does this include?

𝘈𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝗅𝘢𝘻𝘢 @thatevilhag.bsky.social · Feb 27

butthole inspections begin now