Going through my document of weird shit my partner has said and came across

“Spiro Agnew sounds like the name of a D&D campaign antagonist”

I don’t want e-tickets. Give me something physical. I am not anti technology by any means but goddamn I want a memento from an experience that won’t cost me $50 for shitty merchandise.

going on shark tank and trying to raise 1 billion dollars to put asses on the back of mount rushmore

watched a documentary on pbs called penguin post office like 12 years ago and this line has casually strolled in and out of my mind ever since

i work in the games industry just to make your games more dei and woke. i’m pushing to make master chief transgender next. just you wait