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Mere
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Silly jokes and baseball ⚾ (Orioles and Mariners) and football 🏈 (Ravens and Seahawks) and romance novels and oversharing/anxiety.

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Every cishet man should be required to read at least three (3) romance novels.

I'm confident that a bunch of them would secretly love it because I saw how the football podcast men talked about Taylor and Travis. ("What if he proposed at the Superb*wl wouldn't that be great?" Adorbs)
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#Broncos QB Jarrett Stidham is ready for both the AFC title game *and* a starring role in a Hallmark movie about a rough and tumble cowboy who falls hard for a city girl escaping her hectic work life
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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You wouldn’t engage with a person trying to pick you up while waving a camera on your face. Smart glasses are removing that choice, and removing privacy. How are we supposed to trust other humans when we can’t tell if they are mining us for content?
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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I wonder what the world would be life if mike trout had been allowed to be the gentle local weatherman he longs to be
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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I told Pete how much it means to us to have a player want to come here and he lit up and started talking and talking and talking about how excited he and his family are to live in Baltimore and how they love the city so much and then he gave me a hug 🥺🥺🥺
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Imagine this on MASN
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Oh god, don't do it Klint, if you stay in Seattle another year (or longer, Seahawks fans would prefer longer!), you'll be able to get something less terrible
Dart throws at the remaining openings:

Bills: Brian Daboll
Steelers: Chris Shula
Browns: Grant Udinski
Cardinals: Vance Joseph
Raiders: Klint Kubiak
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Well I’m ready to run through a wall for Craig Albernaz and Pete Alonso.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Even the Ravens have been caught up in this "we're going to get a snow day!" excitement
Welcome to Baltimore, Jesse Minter!
🐦‍⬛ 🏈
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Orioles vibes so good!

I'm really excited for Alby, it feels like he'll be what the boys need, and Pete is an absolute delight, I adore him
Craig Albernaz: *curses*
Pete Alonso: “there are kids here, Jesus Christ!”
Craig Albernaz: *curses again*
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
When I was growing up, my radio alarm clock had a snooze feature that steadily shortened the time between alarms. Like, if you snoozed once, you got 10 minutes, but if you did it again, you only got 7 minutes, etc

Is it too much to ask that my much smarter smart phone alarm has the same thing?
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Just turn on the widget that won’t let you post a photo without alt text. Stop making excuses for forgetting.
January 20, 2026 at 11:18 PM
YES. YES. YES.
BREAKING: Massachusetts has secured a preliminary injunction prohibiting Kalshi from doing anything that constitutes sports betting in the state.
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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yeahhhhh i probably will be more willing to fork over the extra money for amtrak next time
Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Holy shit this is a WILD thread
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
SPORTS APP
Tracking Bsky user activity during Bears-Rams: you can really see the exact moment that Caleb made the throw to take it to OT, and then there's another peak but idk what that is let's ignore that one
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
😭😭 Zachary 😭😭
A torn ACL knocks Zach Charbonnet out for the playoffs and into next season. Brutal.
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
MikeMac like "fine, I'll do it myself"
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Hell of a game, hell of a season, the Bears are gonna be a PROBLEM if they can keep this train rolling
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Begging to be excommunicated, that's what.
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm in love with him
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Damnit, there's still time for magic if the Bears' defense can hold it together
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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No, but how.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Yes you have Collinsworth, you have seen that before. That's Prime Russell Wilson is what that was!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
SUPREME CALEB WILLIAMS NONSENSE
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM